according to the Jim Rome show, Jose Canseco has signed up to play in a men's recreational baseball league (alluminum bats) in LA


He's going to kill someone.




EDIT: "Swinging a 35-inch, 32 ounce alluminum bat, Canseco hit a 480foot homerun in his first at bat Sunday."


[Edited on May 16, 2006 at 12:40 PM. Reason : lhljl;]

5/16/2006 12:36:16 PM

they probably have a pretty lax drug testing policy

5/16/2006 12:37:21 PM

They test for beer and hotdogs.

5/16/2006 12:38:21 PM

I WOULD LIKE TO TEST POSITIVE FOR THAT

5/16/2006 12:40:19 PM

Just hit your local gas station and you can test positive for both for under $3.

5/16/2006 12:46:07 PM

seriously...would you want to pitch to Canseco with a metal bat? The only place I would throw it is low and behind him.

5/16/2006 12:53:10 PM

thats nuts.

5/16/2006 1:07:05 PM

Hahaha.. i heard this too.. someone is going to die..

5/16/2006 1:13:43 PM

^ yo, you playin basketball today? I have all your baseball shit that we borrowed.

5/16/2006 1:22:51 PM

I wouldn't mind playing some baseball..

5/16/2006 1:25:50 PM

we have a big softball tournament in burlington this weekend...not baseball though

although burlington has the 3rd largest softball association in the united states...big competition there if you ever wanna play

5/16/2006 1:52:37 PM

ahaha, i would totally play in a church league if i was a pro athlete.

5/16/2006 1:53:07 PM

we have former minor league baseball players in our softball leagues...and one former milwaukee brewer...no canseco though

5/16/2006 1:55:34 PM

I HATE CANSECO, HE IS THE ONLY MLB PLAYER TO EVER USE STEROIDS THEN HE FALSELY ACCUSED OTHER PLAYERS WHO OBVIOUSLY NEVER TOOK ANYTHING

5/16/2006 2:08:16 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5607398

5/16/2006 2:42:13 PM

hahah their manager is awesome

Quote :

""What a weapon," Valley Mets manager Gary Zelman told the L.A. Times. "It's like cheating.""

5/16/2006 2:46:51 PM

I asked my friend this a few days ago so I'll share

....



does it make me a bad person if the only reason I thought about looking into a regular church to attend was on the grounds that they had a softball league ?!

5/16/2006 2:54:46 PM

^You cant be as bad at softball as you were at baseball. haha. jk

[Edited on May 16, 2006 at 2:57 PM. Reason : sdsdf]

5/16/2006 2:56:54 PM

lol

5/16/2006 3:07:36 PM

i want to see him hit one 600 feet

give him an extra plate of steroids for dinner plz

5/16/2006 3:26:39 PM

wow...that's ridiculous...like that guy needs his ego stroked anymore...what a loser

5/16/2006 3:33:42 PM

he's just playing baseball :x I dont recall there being a "retired pro-baseball players to even the competition" rec league anywhere...


if he was a retired janitor no one would care :X

5/16/2006 3:36:40 PM

he'll be the first ever rec player to hit 700 homers and steal 2000 bases in a single season.

5/16/2006 4:24:47 PM

haha

5/16/2006 4:26:10 PM

he'll do all that and still be out for the season after 20 games with hip and knee problems along with a pulled hamstring.

5/16/2006 4:28:20 PM

and hes DH

5/16/2006 4:31:20 PM

whats that >.<

5/16/2006 5:07:54 PM

ask Beardawg.

5/16/2006 5:30:48 PM