more like poor comedians from VH-1

5/30/2006 8:30:03 PM

eh hehehehehehe

we're watching it

it doesn't have the highest laff to not-laff ratio

but meh

5/30/2006 8:35:13 PM

the cerebral palsy kid is killing

5/30/2006 9:20:43 PM

I liked him and the other guy who imitated the Arab terrorists, that was funny as shit.

5/30/2006 9:51:14 PM

The guy with cerebal palsy that was on tonight was great.

"Of course I want to be a comedian. Are you kidding? What else could I be? A traffic cop!? *flails around*"

lol...

6/7/2006 12:35:55 AM

^ that part was awesome

i also liked when he told the crowd to shut up after a joke b/c he only had 3 mins to speak

6/7/2006 12:41:34 AM

"btw if you laughed at me, you are going to Hell"

6/7/2006 9:15:37 AM

dude is definitely hilarious. he does college tours. State should nab him.

6/7/2006 9:28:27 AM

Last Comic Standing is the biggest sham on TV.

6/7/2006 9:42:43 AM

ahaha

that dude from road rules was on there

and there's no point in watching anymore

you know the palsy fuck is gonna make it to the end

6/7/2006 9:53:53 AM

the guy that made all the jokes about being in jail definetely should of gotten in over that Joey Gay.

6/7/2006 11:22:22 AM

does every fat black woman have to use the exact same act

6/7/2006 11:25:10 AM

That dude with the white wife was pretty good too. I don't know why that stupid redhead girl made it, she wasn't that funny.

6/7/2006 12:25:49 PM

haha i went to middle school with cc pearce from the first episode. they said they'd rather eat their organs than listen to him.

6/7/2006 12:26:16 PM

yea that redhead fucking sucked

prolly just got picked cause she looked halfway decent

6/7/2006 12:27:40 PM

She got picked because she paid her agent, who casts, produces, and judges the show, more than the other contestants.

6/7/2006 12:29:53 PM

whatever the case is

let's just hope for a sex tape

6/7/2006 12:31:18 PM

haha she did say she was a whore in high school

6/7/2006 12:36:23 PM

What time/day is this show on?

I caught the first episode but none after that....

6/7/2006 12:42:58 PM

tuesdays at like 9

or maybe 8

6/7/2006 3:39:59 PM

It would've been a good show if jay mohr didn't faggotage it.

6/7/2006 3:43:17 PM

huh?

6/7/2006 4:13:23 PM

anthony clark seemed like he was mad nervous

6/7/2006 4:26:03 PM

^ yeah i noticed that to

but anyways, the cerebral palsy guy is gonna be at comedy zone in charlotte in august

http://www.thecomedyzone.net/

6/11/2006 12:39:13 AM

seriously, the only one of the five picked tonight that was anywhere near the top 5 was the audience favorite guy, the big fat dude.

6/13/2006 9:53:46 PM

really surprised the other vh-1 poor guy didn't get picked

the pregnant lady wasn't funny

and neither was the black dude

bag of coat hangars was funny

and a bunch of them tried too hard

and the short girl tried too hard to be dane cook

6/13/2006 9:59:52 PM

i saw the last 20 minutes or so. the last guy, i think his name was doug benson or somethin like that, he was the funniest of the ones i heard.

6/13/2006 10:00:35 PM

i cant believe doug benson stooped so low to become noticed

6/13/2006 10:08:06 PM

i can't believe they didn't pick him

i mean if they were picking people based on how funny they were then the pregnant lady and the black dude complaining about the government shouldn't have been picked

but i guess that's why reality tv shows suck

6/14/2006 10:43:25 AM

How did the pregnant lady make it? Must be because they thought she'd open her big mouth and cause some controversy in the house (as is alluded to in next week's ep). Anyone else notice that she performed essentially the same jokes all 3 times we've seen her.

6/14/2006 11:11:22 AM

Gerry Marshall is a real has-been and the crowd itself was pretty middle-brow.

Another fat guy comic, and another Roseanne, great.

6/14/2006 11:17:37 AM

the fat guy has his own comedy central presents, like he really needs to win this show.

i thought the funniest guy of that bunch was doug benson, and they didn't let him continue.


funniest guy that made the house is chris porter. but seriously, the people they picked last night sucked except for fatass dude.

6/14/2006 12:45:11 PM

i really thought they were going to make things right when they said they would be choosing two more people, but then they chose that last girl that had the exercise routine and I just shook my head. I really thought the guy with the gas price jokes was going to get in.

6/14/2006 3:00:20 PM

it was pretty clear that they were picking some of the people as a casting call for drama in the house. loud-mouthed Yankee pregnant lady at the top of that list, of course, but they also needed another black guy, and let's throw in some older people too.

6/14/2006 3:01:02 PM

i liked that one guy with the whole deadpan fishing schtick.

6/14/2006 3:18:26 PM

wow

they picked a bunch of retarded looking comics this season

6/20/2006 9:27:10 PM

I know I accused the audience of being middlebrow but they picked the right comics last night

6/28/2006 2:48:58 PM

yea um, the fat lispy retard was cry out loud sad, not funny.

6/28/2006 3:32:25 PM

that lady is the reason i hate female comics all they talk about is their period, pms, and other feminine problems, i agree with dwyer getting the boot i thought his routine was boring.

6/28/2006 3:58:03 PM

joey gay or whatever annoyed the shit out of me, i'm glad he got the boot

but i liked bil dwyer, mostly for his hokey delivery

6/28/2006 9:37:56 PM

aha

roasting the sta-puff marshmallow man

7/11/2006 9:22:12 PM

"400 years ago this would have been an auction"

I mean, come on this has been done to death. It's funny, but enough already. I bet I've heard that exact joke 10 times over the years. His superman material was pretty funny though I thought.

7/12/2006 1:35:52 AM

I wonder if kicking Gabriel off because of the blackberry was the producers way of getting out easy cause we all know he would have won this.

7/12/2006 6:45:02 AM

rules are rules

and chris porter is funnier than gabe anyway

7/12/2006 4:31:50 PM

Chris is pretty funny and definitely knows how to roast somebody but I think Gabe was overall funnier, I mean he's already been on comedy central, idk why he was in this to begin with.

7/12/2006 6:25:08 PM

it better come down to chris and the cerebal palsy guy

the old lady's not funny

7/12/2006 6:29:04 PM

I think Chris Porter will definently bring it home. It just seems like he consistantly has fresh ideas and new material (or so the editors the show would like you to believe). I think it's him and the black lady in the finals.

7/12/2006 11:08:28 PM

I completely forgot the last episode was on tonight, anybody know of a good torrent or was it even worth downloading?

7/25/2006 9:44:32 PM

tonight wasn't the last night...there are still 4 left

7/25/2006 10:02:48 PM

oh ok, well still, was it worth downloading?

7/26/2006 8:30:10 AM