North Carolina State: Otto Mann
Two cast members for whom underachievement and relaxed standards have become a way of life. Constantly keep people guessing as to whether there's really any higher brain function going on up there or not.

http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html

6/1/2006 11:54:05 AM

i like how they use the orly pic of chuck

6/1/2006 11:58:55 AM

Quote :

"The Flying Hellfish = All the Ivy league teams. They were a great force about 100 years ago but now either are, or may as be, dead. "

LMAO

6/1/2006 12:26:01 PM

lol

6/1/2006 12:29:06 PM

Isn't this ironic:

Quote :

"Florida State: Police Chief Clancy Wiggum Oh, man, what a season. It's no cakewalk being an aging football coach, juggling a punchless offense and a growing nepotism controversy like so many juggling balls . . . two, I suppose. Still an authority figure, mainly because nobody else stepped up to take the job, but getting easier and easier to laugh at. "

Then, of course...

Quote :

"Virginia: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Went through long, difficult, trying ordeals to get from where they started out (the slums of India, a 32-77-1 record in the 1970s) to where they are now . . . which still ain't that good, unless you like working in a convenience store or spending your postseason on blue Astroturf. Then there's the whole mustache thing. "

Haha.

Quote :

"North Carolina: Maggie Simpson Baby-blue-clad small-fries who spend most of their time sucking"

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6/1/2006 3:50:01 PM

oh man, some of these are pretty good

Quote :

"Louisville: Luann Van Houten Not really as hot as their reputations would imply, yet you can't deny that they're a lot more attractive now that they're not stuck alongside the likes of . . . East Carolina: Kirk Van Houten Yup, once upon a time you had a situation that was way better than it had any right to be. You may consider those days long gone. "

Quote :

"Duke: Baby Gerald Crafty nemesis of Maggie (q.v.). Forces to be reckoned with in their own very specific milieus, but at the end of the day they're still just small fries. "

Quote :

"Hawaii: Bee Guy ¡Que curiosidad! Out on the fringes, to be sure, but they've each managed to parlay their respective gimmicks into personae that are memorable, if not exactly multifaceted. Consequential or not, they seem like they'd be perfectly enjoyable to hang out with. (Yes, I know everyone was expecting Bee Guy to be Georgia Tech, but come on, Comic Book Guy was perfect.) "

Quote :

"Boise State: Inanimate Carbon Rod Showered with media coverage and ticker-tape parades, but how much of what they've done is actual accomplishment, and how much of it is simply managing to look good compared to the bumbling incompetents they're surrounded by? Have garnered a truly astounding amount of adulation from simply being in the right place at the right time (and being wielded by the right guy). "

Quote :

"Notre Dame: Montgomery Burns Been around since the beginning of time; the amount of money and power he controls is massive, absurd, and quite frankly, a little scary. The kind of guy everyone in town loves to hate -- but they'd switch places with him in half a second. Boston College: Waylon Smithers Loves Montgomery Burns. Wants soooo bad to be Montgomery Burns. Ain't gonna happen. (Note: This is in no way intended as a knock on Doug Flutie, one of the most awesome people who ever lived.) "

6/1/2006 4:14:29 PM

great stuff

6/1/2006 10:04:22 PM

Penn State as Grandpa- perfect pictures

6/1/2006 10:09:28 PM