It all started when myself and a friend of mine left Cici's Pizza and decided to shit and vomit on my own car--a $200 beater 1989 Toyota Supra nonturbo. For those of you who are about to call bullshit on this whole thread, here's a pic of the dirty deed.



So he vomits, and puts a small turd on there, and I contribute a larger turd. Then we see what kind of mayhem we can create. So we drive around through some of the parking lots in North Raleigh and watch the horror and disgust on the faces of random pedestrians/shoppers. Then we made it over to GoodBerry's on Six Forks road and pulled up in front of some highschool kids who were completely appalled--especially the females.

The next two stops were the Wal-Marts on Falls of Neuse and New Bern Ave. respectively. We had lots of random people yelling "holy shit!" and one black girl goes "damn that made my stomach hurt." The second to last stop was an autozone on Capital where we convinced an older asian employee to replace the vomit and shit-covered windshield blade.

Amazingly, he did so. He just said "what's this?" then very carefully removed the blade and replaced it, although he tossed the blade away in disgust. We should have actually put a deuce on the arm of the wiper itself so he'd be forced to touch it. Oh well.

Finally, we got pulled over on our way back home b/c my friend was swerving and driving like a dumbass. The bitch cop said "is that cottage cheese???" My friend just acted really heated and told the cop that some asshole had shit on our car. They thought we had drugs or something, so they looked in the car a little bit, then decided to let us go. Then we wiped it off at the gas station and got deuce all over the window cleaner sqweegee (sp?).

This thread brought to you by the guys who brought you Deucefest '04.

6/13/2006 1:05:54 AM

6/13/2006 1:06:18 AM

yeah nobody is going to read all of that

6/13/2006 1:07:01 AM

that shit was nuts

literally

6/13/2006 1:44:02 AM

quite possibly the most childish thing ive ever read.

6/13/2006 1:46:24 AM

you are the reason they took away brentroad

6/13/2006 1:50:03 AM

wtf? now we know how you'll attack guards in prison

what made this a good idea, or even a viable option, in your mind?

6/13/2006 1:52:35 AM

7^

WHAT IN THE FUCK! is wrong with you people??

6/13/2006 1:54:05 AM

7? i was thinking Oz.

6/13/2006 1:54:50 AM

I am gonna forward this to my Indian friends so they could laugh at some grade school kids.

6/13/2006 1:57:01 AM

Lemme guess... Will had a major part in this?

6/13/2006 2:04:47 AM

6/13/2006 2:07:38 AM

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"Lemme guess... Will had a major part in this?"

http://thewolfweb.com/user_info.aspx?user=26030

6/13/2006 2:11:01 AM

Who shits on their own car (even a POS) and drives around? Is this suppose to be funny? Maybe to somene who thinks Freddy Got Fingered was a cool movie.

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"This thread brought to you by the guys who brought you Deucefest '04."

Is that some homoerotic shit-slinging party you and your friends throw?

6/13/2006 4:34:22 AM

no this is pretty great

and i'll give you 300 for the car

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6/13/2006 6:17:02 AM

SUSPEND / ARREST / PROSECUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



- Jesus, B.

6/13/2006 6:38:43 AM

what an awesome way to spend your summer!

6/13/2006 6:46:08 AM

hahaha. props on going to goodberrys. hahahaha people were eating their ice cream and it smelled like poo haha.

6/13/2006 8:38:57 AM

Quote :

"yeah nobody is going to read all of that"

i did. i found it quite humorous.

6/13/2006 8:46:14 AM

It was pretty funny because there were two cops (one car though) who pulled us over. Both were in their late 20's I think. The guy was a little more laid back but the woman was being the stereotypical bitch cop... I have a $30 ebay fartcan on the beater and she started telling me it was illegal and everything because it wasn't made for the car. When she first saw the vomit on the window she goes "is that cottage cheese???"

Deucefest '04 would be the "NCSU Freshman gets shat upon" thread I posted like two years ago

6/13/2006 9:53:50 AM

is there some reason you are obsessed with feces?

6/13/2006 9:57:16 AM

LAWLZ

props to you ray

6/13/2006 10:04:16 AM

poor supra

hey, if you don't care about that car, swap taillights with me. i like the 89+ better than the ones i got.

6/13/2006 10:35:12 AM

this is so stupid
i would hate to be you

6/13/2006 10:44:23 AM

i dunno if i should say "this is some white people shit"

or just some nasty motherfuckers







technically i guess it is white people shit

6/13/2006 10:48:55 AM

^ this is definately something that only immature white people would do

6/13/2006 10:50:57 AM

bttt

6/13/2006 1:53:05 PM

black people have other things to do than shit on cars...like break into them

ROFL


j/k

6/13/2006 1:58:35 PM

i dated a chick once, half black, half asian

she could steal the car, she just couldnt drive it

6/13/2006 2:06:24 PM

I read it, and it was dumb.

6/13/2006 2:06:26 PM

so i guess that's a no on the taillights

6/13/2006 2:19:56 PM

i think this is the first time ever ive agreed with gunzz

6/13/2006 2:51:37 PM

i thought it was pretty funny

but then again im childish and crude

6/13/2006 2:54:59 PM

you guys are jealous haters as usual, this is quality.

6/13/2006 2:56:49 PM

Jealous we can't all shit and vomit on our windshields as well?

Yeah, I'm pretty jealous...

6/13/2006 3:05:52 PM

You fellas have totally one-upped anything that I would do.

6/13/2006 5:25:58 PM

gargs you'd be crying for your mommy if we put this deuce on your stang

6/14/2006 7:47:35 PM

bttt

6/19/2006 11:49:30 AM

seriously retarded

6/19/2006 11:53:24 AM

bttt

7/10/2006 12:13:32 AM

[Edited on July 10, 2006 at 12:19 AM. Reason : .]

7/10/2006 12:18:58 AM

This is the dumbest, most childish thing I've ever read.

7/10/2006 12:23:52 AM

7/10/2006 12:27:52 AM

there is a lot to process in that picture.

7/10/2006 8:55:31 AM

That's pretty disgusting.

7/10/2006 10:36:22 AM

omg

7/10/2006 10:49:05 AM

rangelife wins this thread

7/10/2006 6:17:58 PM

bttt

7/30/2006 10:51:18 PM

wtf ray

7/30/2006 10:53:08 PM

there is a lot to process in that picture.

7/30/2006 10:56:54 PM