Worst band ever?

They're like a bad, slicked-over White Stripes cover band fronted by the world's worst soulless Karen O impersonator.

6/22/2006 12:33:55 AM

Not only that, but she's a fatty!

6/22/2006 12:36:10 AM

i agree

6/22/2006 12:41:42 AM

I have no issues with fatties.

But this chick was like, "Hey, this Karen O girl stomps around and makes googly eyes when she sings. I can do that!"

Except she can't.

Goddamn it.

6/22/2006 12:46:11 AM

Yeah, but Karen O. doesn't get nekkid.

6/22/2006 1:10:16 AM

I can't believe Gil Norton agreed to produce this shit.

6/22/2006 1:18:58 AM

Yeah, because Morningwood lacks the integrity of Jimmy Eat World.

6/22/2006 1:20:30 AM

ahahahaahah all this AND an update from dr. david thorpe on something awful this week

i love you guys

I LOVE YOU, INTERNET

6/22/2006 1:21:59 AM

Obviously I overestimated Gil Norton somewhere between 1997 and now.

6/22/2006 1:24:21 AM

6/22/2006 1:25:37 AM

listen, what do you guys think of jimmy carter

6/22/2006 1:27:10 AM

I enjoy his peanuts.

6/22/2006 1:29:19 AM

m o
m o r
m o r n i n g

6/22/2006 8:26:41 AM

to the nth degree

6/22/2006 11:16:18 AM

Quote :

"to the nth degree"

that's what she's says...

sweet, now i have more words i can sing loudly in my car.

6/22/2006 7:20:45 PM

she loves to flaunt her fat-person boobs all over the place.

and last night i was thinking to myself, "she looks skinnier than i remember her", and then like 2 minutes later, i saw she was wearing a corset

6/22/2006 7:28:35 PM

I was laughing at that fatass chick a year or so ago. You guys need to catch up.

6/22/2006 9:23:13 PM

he he no comment.

6/22/2006 11:05:29 PM

they remind me of ace of base for some reason.

6/23/2006 12:27:31 PM

I CANT GET BEHIND A FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!

6/23/2006 12:44:52 PM

do we have a picture of the fatty? i've seen the video but can't remember what she looks like

i would do a google image search, but i'm at work and i don't think that searching for morningwood would impress my boss

6/23/2006 12:49:10 PM

dude i bet your boss would think that was awesome

6/23/2006 1:03:12 PM

She isn't really that fat....


...but that's not to say she isn't frightening.

6/23/2006 1:07:35 PM

well thats just terrible

6/23/2006 1:10:53 PM

no, she isn't that fat, but i wouldn't be wearing horizontal stripes if i were her.

6/23/2006 1:26:53 PM

Is that a belt under her boobs? not cool.

6/23/2006 3:27:44 PM

she's trying to hide the fat with that belt under her boobs

6/23/2006 3:48:59 PM

The irony is that thoughts of her will never induce morning wood.

6/23/2006 3:55:13 PM

You just know everyone in the band is hitting that.

6/23/2006 4:43:43 PM

she looks jewish. if so $$$$$

6/23/2006 5:43:49 PM

They're on Carson Daly now, and it's even worse/more embarrassing.

8/8/2006 2:00:54 AM

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST.

sup bandit.

11/1/2006 12:32:44 AM

Slightly less awful, but still awful.

11/1/2006 12:34:58 AM

The terrible outfits served as a welcome distraction from the terrible music.

11/1/2006 12:41:37 AM