http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/712/712601p1.html

Uwe boll will take on FIVE of the harshest critics of his work, no not on a article, but on a central stage where they can ravage that fuck for ruining video game history. submit your papers to his e-mail, in case I fail the mission, remember you have alot of gamers riding on your back here!

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"June 14, 2006 - Perennial games-to-film helmer Uwe Boll is calling his critics to the mat! As IGN readers will surely know, Dr. Boll's films Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead were widely skewered by fans and critics alike. But in a recent press release, which we received from Boll himself (lest you doubt the authenticity of this report), he points out that the two movies cost $20 million and have grossed over $110 million thus far. On paper, that's a successful track record."

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"To be eligible only critics who have posted on the internet or who have written in magazines / newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005 will be considered. Critics of 2006 will not be considered. Please submit proof of your negative reviews & comments via e-mail to: info@boll-kg.de. All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 140 lbs. and 190 lbs. You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. You will not be paid nor entitle to any residuals or fees. Your transportation & hotel costs will be paid."

[Edited on June 22, 2006 at 2:04 PM. Reason : details]

6/22/2006 2:02:56 PM

This is slightly dumber than arguing with CPKontalonis.

6/22/2006 2:09:43 PM

is this that Bloodrayne dude?

the fuck do you expect from that movie? it's your own goddamned fault for paying it any attention.

6/22/2006 2:11:41 PM

BloodRayne, Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, etc.
Truly wonderful films. I reccomend watching them with the director's commentary.

6/22/2006 3:00:58 PM

Bloodrayne is quit possilbly (along with date movie) one of the worst films I've seen in a long time. Like I said in another film, I felt like I was watching a low budget SciFi original. Kristiana Lokken is hot, but not hot enough to save that movie

6/22/2006 3:30:04 PM

6/22/2006 9:20:16 PM