chicken: what's best vehicle under $5k?

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in no particular order...

zxappeal: i got a very good idea on that after shatting some cookout dogs. straight-piped cummins is the shat for that kinda money.

optmusprimer: we have used 1959 Landrover Discovery QRGW67 model. it's decently priced.

baonest: only niggeroidZ buy sub 5 rustangs

slut: you are god damn idiot.

dannydigtl: well, i bought my M3 for MUCH LESS, and it actually has low miles. did i mention it comes with changed oil? yessss. oh yeah and i installed front left valve stem yesterday.

Ahmet:I really don't have any affinity towards trucks at this point, but an early E36 with high miles or one of my flawless 300k mile volvos might be your best bet. Definetly RWD and non-red.

Ahmet

PimpinHonda: i dont know much about cars, but my 7000lb A4 cabrio, autotragic is a very nice car.

sumfoo1: might want to check out 1983 subaru legacy GT or from classifieds pick up an early 90's mustang with Greddy T67

MaximaDrvr: well, i thought about putting ford ranger engine in my maxima, but i think i will just go with a turbo and maybe a SC to do no-spark diesel/gas dual boot version. i currently finished opening my hood and getting my tools.

Maugan: i'd get a sailboat for that money

Nighthawk: I'd be all over 5k truck if my camaro wasnt stuck in 3rd gear.

panthersny: Forget the truck. My girlfriend and I just bought our 67th honda civic hybrid. Gas mileage kind of sucks, thinking about getting prius.

Scottyc: see slut

smoothcrim: get the used '03 evo for that money with maybe 240k or so. they are dead reliable.



nothing personal ...it's getting late and my humor is dying. add on if ya wish

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7/11/2006 1:37:14 AM

good job man, thats surprisingly accurate

7/11/2006 1:43:28 AM

thanks. i probably missed a lot of people that i cant think of now. some of them are bits and pieces that i remember here and there.

7/11/2006 1:46:00 AM

oh my gawddamn...I was rollin there for a second.

That was indeed funny as hell. Anybody who doesn't think so is gonna get shat on.

7/11/2006 2:19:01 AM

mitsubishi has broken me down
they are in fact, complete piles of shit , fun for a while, but piles of shit

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7/11/2006 10:03:21 AM

haha, gg. 10/10.

7/11/2006 10:08:00 AM

hahaha i laffed

i don't like old subies though... just new ones

and i like how you didn't mock bbr & primer

7/11/2006 10:21:25 AM

pretty accurate haha.

you forgot

stone: shudup faggot. i just won a $40k SUV and my rock buggy will eat your car

7/11/2006 10:24:55 AM

nice.....just change mine form girlfriend to wife

7/11/2006 10:36:23 AM

haha, good stuff

7/11/2006 11:09:26 AM

lmao, that was pretty funny

7/11/2006 11:37:13 AM

hahaha, nice job nga

7/11/2006 12:07:17 PM

lol..

7/11/2006 12:20:50 PM

TWW Girl: for $13k, you can get a new cobalt instead of an m3

7/11/2006 12:24:54 PM

holy shit, best thing you've ever posted by far. my coworkers think i'm crazy i laughed so hard.

Quote :

"slut: you are god damn idiot."

dead accurate too, but i probably would have called out your grammar

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7/11/2006 2:24:31 PM

You forgot:
underPSI:
http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=243524


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7/11/2006 3:29:58 PM

JBaz: this reminds me of that one time i was riding my motorcycle and a deer hit me.


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7/11/2006 5:08:07 PM

I thought about doing OEP but decided not to mess up this thread with a side scrolling picture.

7/11/2006 5:09:54 PM

^ true...

7/11/2006 5:35:48 PM

i had this from earlier parody on him

Quote :

"0EPII1: "Here are the new HIGH RESOLUTION (32000X14000) pictures of the amazing Mercedes 900SL with 2 feet long Renntech calipers, 445/10/33 Michelin Mig16 ZZT-rated tires, and with Kleeman/Brabus/AMG interior package 488878 hp 7894969 ft.lb TORQUE . Top Speed: 349mph in 3rd gear "

7/11/2006 7:08:08 PM

sigh no one did me losing my haters

7/11/2006 9:24:04 PM

toyotafj40s: ima god damn idiot that doesnt know how to use punctuation

7/11/2006 11:34:54 PM

^nah...

[user]toyotafj40s]/user]: screw that, just buy a totalled bike for like 2k, dump the other 3k in it for repairs, then trade that shit for a hot ass 1984 accord with an intake, exhaust, and a primered body kit intalled with drywall screws

7/11/2006 11:55:21 PM

perfect.

7/12/2006 12:31:58 AM

Quote :

"intalled with drywall screws"

that was fucking hilarious just because i've seen shit like that.

7/12/2006 8:42:39 AM

probably at phantasm where you used to work, bitch

7/12/2006 8:20:21 PM

ha

7/12/2006 9:09:44 PM

^^what the fuck do you think holds on every unpainted body kit that rides around raleigh?

7/12/2006 9:35:19 PM

duh...

7/12/2006 9:51:24 PM

I've done more than open my hood... I made side skirts out of galvanized steel.

7/12/2006 10:04:16 PM

Quote :

"^^what the fuck do you think holds on every unpainted body kit that rides around raleigh?"

hopes, dreams, and some 3M double sided tape.

7/12/2006 10:04:44 PM

haha perfect! !

7/13/2006 6:47:04 AM

Quote :

"I've done more than open my hood... I made side skirts out of galvanized steel."

it's parody. relax

7/13/2006 8:47:30 AM

This thread needs electric yellow automatic 2WD Jeeps.

7/13/2006 9:21:21 AM

^^I am relaxed, I was making fun of myself.

7/13/2006 11:36:18 AM

it would be funny to start a project thread and be like

Phase I:

aquire tools

7/13/2006 11:41:26 AM

change Phase I to Stage I

7/13/2006 12:15:13 PM