Today's poll:


Is Tiger Woods the greatest individual athlete of all time?



Result: a resounding 70% of the over 18k polled say NO.



What the fuck, ESPN?




*please add more as you see fit.

8/21/2006 1:30:09 PM

more proof that ESPN is losing its originality/creativity. I am convinced that somewhere inside ESPN there is a dude with a spin wheel coming up with the same shit at different times every day.

8/21/2006 1:41:57 PM

while we are hating on espn...

am i the only one that gets sick of shit like "Sportscenter Championship Series" where they predict the whole god damn season

and the touching stories they have to show at least 36 times a day

oh yeah, and stuart scott and his fucking blue eye

8/21/2006 2:27:10 PM

Who would you rather watch in person?

* Reggie Bush
* Michael Vick

I'd rather watch muthafuckin snakes unclog a muthafuckin drain.

8/21/2006 2:30:48 PM

What is the most heroic story in the history of mankind?

A. One nut bicycle rider beats French a bunch
B. Egomaniacal football player overcomes amazing injury to not score in Superbowl
C. Venerial disease carrying quarterback runs a lot

8/21/2006 3:52:09 PM

^enhanced athlete overcome mass hatred to come in 2nd place on a record

8/21/2006 3:54:30 PM

^ winner

8/21/2006 4:00:00 PM

And let us not forgive them for "50 51 States in 50 51 Days"

stupid Washington D.C.

[Edited on August 21, 2006 at 5:01 PM. Reason : ]

8/21/2006 5:01:23 PM

not a poll, but I found this to be retarded and very short-sighted - guess its kinda hard to see clearly when your knees are your vantage point

Quote :

"Reggie Bush has been what you'd expect him to be so far. Every time he touches the ball he gives them the chance for a big play. Even on his big play last week, there was no hole, but he bounced it back the other way and took it the distance."

Funny, I don't remember him scoring a TD.

8/21/2006 5:18:59 PM

let me continue the embellishment

"Bush literally faked out all 11 players of the Titans' defense...he took it the distance and was narrowly denied a touchdown after he barrelled through 300 pounds of pure muscle also known as Pacman Jones, one of the best defenders in NFL history"

8/21/2006 5:20:42 PM

"he then sacrificed a goat at midfield and fought Michael Vick for the title of FOOTBALL JESUS"

8/21/2006 5:24:11 PM

well thank god we now have an *** OFFICIAL *** one of these

8/21/2006 5:56:20 PM

attention espn.....
poker is not a sport
fishing is not a sport
racing a car in a circle is not a sport (nascar)
little league world series does not belong on espn

8/21/2006 5:58:25 PM

Quote :

"racing a car in a circle is not a sport (nascar)"

I'm glad you specified you were talking about Nascar. Otherwise, I would've thought you were talking about lacrosse!

8/21/2006 6:00:14 PM

Internal combustion engines should are not part of any sport I know.

8/21/2006 6:04:21 PM

Golf is not a sport, either.


Golf is a GAME.

8/21/2006 6:57:33 PM

I really began hating them in our game vs. New Mexico (Marcus Vick)

His first game since he pulled his dick out of the 13 year old, got out of jail, rejoined the team, and started his first game. In the 4th quarter he had about 40 rushing yards and 100 passing.... terrible game... but the hype machine wasn't to be denied.

Just look at that throw!... (incomplete.... 15 yards away from any nearby receiver). There's absolutely no wasted motion there! Look at that!

[Edited on August 21, 2006 at 7:08 PM. Reason : ]

8/21/2006 7:06:50 PM

^ Not to mention the 'reaction' shots of Ron on the sidelines every 30 seconds.

8/21/2006 9:28:37 PM

Quote :

"I'd rather watch muthafuckin snakes unclog a muthafuckin drain"

8/21/2006 9:33:41 PM