http://entertainment.iafrica.com/news/944967.htm

WHAT THE HELL? This is all over the news!

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"Osama 'wanted to marry Whitney' Staff Reporter Mon, 21 Aug 2006 Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of terror group al-Qaeda, was such a fan of singer Whitney Houston that he considered marriage and having her husband Bobby Brown killed. This is but one of several details revealed by a woman who claims she was once the sex slave of America’s most wanted man. Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who says she was kept against her will as Bin Laden’s mistress for four months in 1996, makes the revelation in her new autobiography. In ‘Diary of a Lost Girl’, excerpts of which appear in Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Boof claims: “Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t. “He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. “He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.” Bin Laden wanted to shower the ‘I Will Always Love You’ singer with presents and convert her to Islam, claimed Boof who, until recently, was a writer for soap opera ‘Days Of Our Lives’. “He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. “He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband — Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed,” the 37-year-old writer claimed. “He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.” Boof claims Bin Laden raped her and kept her prisoner in a hotel in Morocco. She has previously said she had to take her son out of a school in Los Angeles after rumours circulated that his father was the al-Qaeda mastermind. In her autobiography she reckons Bin Laden also had a taste for Western literature. “In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy,” she wrote. He would also “ramble on” about his favourite TV shows ‘Miami Vice’, ‘The Wonder Years’ and ‘MacGyver’, she claimed. "

MacGyver

So, is this believable???





Funny article:

http://news.bostonherald.com/editorial/view.bg?articleid=153928

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"OK, here’s the plan. Agent Whitney, all rehabbed and trained up in spy stuff, gets dispatched to Waziristan, on the Pak-Afghan border. Agent Whitney and a suitcase full of CDs and Playboy magazines, maybe some devil water in a jug marked XXX, will be the bait.Infidel helicopter drops Agent Whitney down in the middle of some rocky Waziri valley. She cranks "I Will Always Love You" on the boombox and starts filing her nails. In his cave, Osama hears the plaintive notes of his angel, a siren song calling him forth.He floats through the air, like Yogi to a pickinick basket, like Bugs to a carrot. He espies his love. Thumpa-thumpa, big cartoon heart tries to jump out of his chest. Little stars blink in his eyes. And this is the compromised state Osama is in when Agent Bobby Brown, debts cleared by the United States government, jumps out and administers the disabling Kung Fu kick, a karate chop, HI YAH! "

Click to read the rest.



Some more interesting tidbits:

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"Bin Laden was first married in 1974, at the age of 17, to Najwa Ghanem, his mother's niece. Although bin Laden has reportedly married four other women, he divorced one, Umm Ali bin Laden, a university lecturer, who studied in Saudi Arabia, and spent holidays in Khartoum, Sudan, where Osama later settled during his exile in the years 1991 to 1996. The three latter wives of bin Laden were all university lecturers. The al-Qaeda leader has fathered at least 24 children. His wife Najwa reportedly has 11 children by him."

from http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1232212006

[Edited on August 22, 2006 at 6:39 PM. Reason : ]

8/22/2006 6:34:23 PM

i think the funniest part of this thing is how he thought about taking a hit out on bobby brown

8/22/2006 6:42:35 PM

While in the Sudan in the mid-90's, he was an avid sunflower farmer.

8/22/2006 6:59:33 PM

He can't be worse than bobby brown

8/22/2006 7:11:08 PM

Well, they're equally crazy, so I could see it working.

8/22/2006 7:49:43 PM

haha

8/22/2006 8:11:17 PM

yeah, i noticed Being Bobby Brown wasn't on his list of favorite shows. perhaps he should watch it before drawing conclusions.

8/22/2006 8:15:27 PM

Negotiations need to begin IMMEDIATELY between the United States government and Bobby Brown.

This would be for the good of us all. Just send Osama that crackheaded bitch and we'll kill two birds with one stone.

8/22/2006 9:53:38 PM

their children would bear the mark of the beast

8/22/2006 10:51:36 PM

that is AWESOME.

8/23/2006 1:41:15 AM

Maybe we could throw in Celine Dion as a bonus?

8/23/2006 1:46:50 AM

Want some Kraft Dinnah?

8/23/2006 2:04:02 AM

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"Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t. "

LMAO

Osama: "So, this American black woman.....Whitney Houston, you know her?"

Girl: "No, there are like 380 million people in America"

Osama: "Oh, so this Whitney Houston. She is not of your village?"

8/23/2006 1:33:33 PM

There are 380 million people in America?

8/23/2006 1:40:22 PM

no such thing as bad publicity

8/23/2006 1:43:04 PM

According to the CIA - World Factbook there are 298,444,215 people in the US

[Edited on August 23, 2006 at 1:44 PM. Reason : link]

8/23/2006 1:44:11 PM

American: "Where you from?"

Foreigner: "Kazakhastan."

American: "I had a brother stationed there for a few years, named Michael. He's a little older than me."

Foreigner: "So?"

8/23/2006 1:47:53 PM

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"Girl: "No, there are like 380 million people in America""

Notice that the word "like" doesn't make it an actual fact but a simile/guesstimation on the girl's part.

8/23/2006 2:47:33 PM

goddammit you're an idiot

8/23/2006 3:20:46 PM

fuck you fag

8/24/2006 12:14:33 PM

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"The three latter wives of bin Laden were all university lecturers. "

Got a thing for profs. wow

8/24/2006 2:04:11 PM

osama just got some street cred

8/24/2006 2:57:24 PM

Awww snap. Time to get her on the rebound.

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"Whitney Houston files for divorce LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown, her publicist told The Associated Press on Wednesday. Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make. "I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said. Houston and Brown, who married in 1992, have had a sometimes tumultuous marriage, and rumors of their breakup have surfaced often over the years. The couple have one child, 13-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/13/whitneyhouston.divorce.ap/index.html

That could end the war on terror pretty damn quick.

9/13/2006 4:00:12 PM

I think we could sacrifice one struggling 80's pop star for freedom

9/13/2006 4:11:21 PM

I'll bet you $texas the CIA is doing what it can to get her off crack, trained, and into Pakistan.

"OsamAAAAAAAAAA? Where aaaaaaare yooooooou?"

9/13/2006 4:16:48 PM

Osama and Whitney could possibly star in their own married life show on Al-Jazeera...



O - "Put your burka on and sweep the cave you stupid whore."

W - "Gimme more crack."

9/13/2006 7:11:48 PM