Dear Tiger,

So we dont have to keep making threads for every tourney you win, here is a perpetual Tiger Thread.

Today, 6 birdies on the first 10 holes, snatching the lead from the PGA third round leader, Adam Scott.

You are good my friend...really good.

I wonder what will happen when you blow by Jack's record in about 4 years. Will you still have the same drive? Will you retire?

Though I am not your biggest supporter, I appreciate your greatness and wish that one day you play someone that forces you to elevate your game to unprecedented levels. I look foward to that day, but until then, have fun making the rest of the PGA tour look like my wife on the driving range.

- Panthro

8/25/2006 4:43:52 PM

he's a pretty good golfer

8/25/2006 4:48:50 PM

He just put a ball on the roof of a building. And there's a PGA official on the white roof looking for a white ball.

8/25/2006 4:53:42 PM

it rolled down, woulda been a hell of a chip out of a roof.

8/25/2006 4:54:53 PM

i def want to see him hit it off of the roof

and that guy just fell over the fire hydrant....

[Edited on August 25, 2006 at 5:00 PM. Reason : lol]

8/25/2006 4:59:42 PM

If it rolled off to the other side, and he has a building between him and the hole, would he have to hit from there?

8/25/2006 5:06:27 PM

yeppp, as it is right now its a ball thats got a movable object in the way...but if they cant find it then he drops from the last place they saw it, which would be around the clubhouse or grandstand

pretty much he got lucky here with that terrible shot

8/25/2006 5:08:21 PM

Well that roof is sloped, it's not flat, so it went off the back of the building probably which is a...parking lot.

8/25/2006 5:11:15 PM

YOUR BALL STRUCK MY ROOF!!!

8/25/2006 5:18:05 PM

if u look at the replay u can see it cross the pipe on the left side of the screen, i dunno how those guys didnt see it but it crosses the pipe like its still going....so it for sure rolled off the back

and the roof isnt sloped up top, its a flat top with AC ducts up there.

8/25/2006 5:19:05 PM

Tiger is slumping if he doesnt win this weekend

8/25/2006 5:22:44 PM

hes won here before, he has the lead...he will win.

8/25/2006 5:24:36 PM

this guys 15 seconds of game describing the ruling

8/25/2006 5:24:58 PM

I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE TIGER FOR BREAKFAST

8/25/2006 5:43:47 PM

you eat shit for breakfast?

8/25/2006 6:01:40 PM

rofl JT I saw that as well. I was like holy christ wheres the hotline I can call so I can end this :x I knew I should have went to school to be a commentator

8/25/2006 6:08:45 PM

BTTT for Tiger's struggles today.

Cink and Love III tied at -9.

Tiger is 2 back but will still prolly win.

8/26/2006 6:56:21 PM

tigers only one back, whats with all the tiger hating?

8/26/2006 6:58:22 PM

people like the underdog

8/26/2006 7:22:31 PM

My bad I thought Tiger finished at 7 under.

But still fuck Tiger. But....even I can admit he is the best ever.

8/26/2006 7:31:11 PM

he will probably win still

8/26/2006 7:34:41 PM

8/26/2006 9:03:23 PM

Dear Tiger,

Why is your name so dumb.

I mean seriously, what the hell bro?

- AndyMac

8/26/2006 9:03:23 PM

ok, ESPN says tiger and cink are playing a 4th sudden death hole while on cbs they're showing tiger on the 15th, 3 shots ahead of the field. is this not live or is espn just flat out lying?

8/27/2006 5:07:31 PM

i was wondering the same thing

cbs must have it delayed

8/27/2006 5:08:15 PM

just saw a "tape delay" thing at the top

damn, time to play disc and get back to this

8/27/2006 5:40:33 PM

I think Tiger is on steroids.

8/27/2006 6:05:30 PM

yeah, so he won again.

52 wins in 10 years

8/27/2006 6:53:31 PM

wait, they allow colors to play golf? when did this happen!?!?!

8/27/2006 7:25:50 PM

what a groundbreaking comment.


such has never been said before on the wolf web.

8/27/2006 7:30:57 PM

^^Its collards you idiot. They don't call them colored greens now do that?

8/27/2006 7:32:46 PM

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"tigers only one back, whats with all the tiger hating? "

Because most people who are any good at golf, know that he is a fucking prick. I respect the guy for all he has done for the game, and he is a GREAT player, but all that is overshadowed by what a dickhead, cry baby, and overall asshole he is. Its almost the same thing as it used to be with Duval. He was a total prick too, but he just didn't stay on top as long.

8/27/2006 7:36:20 PM

I'm pretty good at golf, I dont think he's a prick. I think when you're close to rockstar status you have to be a little stand-offish with the media and fans to a certain point. I think Tiger has done a great job with fans and media. Just because he's not Arnie doesnt mean he's a prick.


Thats a pretty stupid overall comment, and you dont have to be good at golf to know that.

8/27/2006 7:45:27 PM

1, I said MOST people, 2 he was a total prick back when I met him at the NCAA Championship too, and if you think he has been great with the fans by cussing them out, yelling at them, and having his caddie confiscating their cameras, then yeah, I suppose he has.

8/27/2006 7:47:40 PM

I'd take their cameras too, its fucking annoying to have that shit going on while you're playing golf.

just curious, under what circumstance did you meet him at the NCAA's?

8/27/2006 7:49:13 PM

My friends dad is a big member when they had it at The Honors in Chattanooga, and we got to go to a dinner they had one night. We stopped him and asked him for an autograph, and he acted like we just totally ruined his day and pretty much blew us off. Considering my friends dad could still probably buy his ass, it was a pretty dick move. If you actually pay attention and look for it, you will realize, in relation to everyone else on tour, what an asshole he is, and what a poor attitude he has. However, you must be one of the few who are attached to his nuts, so whatever.

[Edited on August 27, 2006 at 7:52 PM. Reason : .]

8/27/2006 7:51:12 PM

Consider how many people probably did the same thing you did that night. These guys probably get a little tired of it.


His dick is a little small but its nice to be on his nuts.

8/27/2006 7:55:45 PM

Yeah, considering under 50 people got to go to that dinner that weren't playing in the tourney, I don't think that many did. Ive been around more to do with golf than you have, and I know the overall sentiment towards him in relation to a group of people other than your weekend hackers at the local club.

Im not having this argument with you again. Go do your own little research, and get back to me.

[Edited on August 27, 2006 at 7:58 PM. Reason : .]

8/27/2006 7:57:34 PM

n/m i just realized who you are


Think what you want. I've never been that close to him, but I'd get pissed if I had no privacy too. Also, he's gotten better off the course it seems like in the past few years...although on the course he seems to show a little too much attitude. He's at least more friendly with the media.

8/27/2006 8:01:38 PM

"Waaahhh...Tiger wouldn't give me an autograph."

And your friend's dad could buy Tiger...that's friggin' awesome. He's not your dad, so why the fuck does it matter? And I bet your friend's dad didn't have Tiger's money at the age of 30, nor is he fucking a Swedish model. But he's still probably really cool.

8/27/2006 8:18:15 PM

what a dick move, asking for his autograph when he's at an invitational dinner that sounds like it was pretty exclusive and classy

8/27/2006 8:20:10 PM

Asking for an autograph at a dinner is low class... some things money obviously can't buy.

8/27/2006 9:21:25 PM

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"Considering my friends dad could still probably buy his ass"

dude, does he like own a dealership or something?

8/27/2006 9:41:43 PM

tiger made $80 mil last year

i doubt your friends dad is going to be able to "buy him"

8/27/2006 11:04:32 PM

according to an article I read recently on MSN that listed the 10 highest paid athletes last year, Tiger made 95 million, and he was quite a ways ahead of the second highest paid athlete last year, Phil Mickelson, who made a shade over 40 million. That being said, yeah I agree, it would take quite a bit for anybody to "buy Tigers Ass" considering he made almost 100 million in a single year. I don't know the exact numbers but I'm sure he is close to a half billion in earnings at this point in his career, and he is only 30. Unless people were asking for your friends autograph, I would argue his Ass isn't worth as much as Tigers since you are pissed he didn't bow to your wishes.

8/27/2006 11:56:24 PM

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"Considering my friends dad could still probably buy his ass"

i guess he manages a chili's too?

8/28/2006 12:11:57 AM

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"dude, does he like own a dealership or something?"

ahahahahaha

donkey punch, D to the P

8/28/2006 12:33:19 AM

I'd give Tiger the benefit of the doubt in that situation. He was probably annoyed because of the whole "I can't even go to a dinner" angle.

My friend's dad could buy your friend's dad (not really, I don't even know someone with money).

8/28/2006 8:29:30 AM

i swear tiger used his divine powers to create the storm and fuck up cink's approach

8/28/2006 10:14:04 AM

Well my dad's friend is bigger than you friends dad!!!

8/28/2006 10:52:34 AM