http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060824-pluto-planet.html

Some scientist waves his pocket protector and declares our beloved Pluto no longer a planet? Hogwash! What happened to inclusion? Just because it's not round enough for The Man, it's kicked out of the club. Where's the fairness? Little individualistic Pluto orbits to the beat of a diffrent drummer...that's all. And giving it second-class citizenship by throwing it the "You're a dwarf" bone is hardly helping to create the Chocolate Universe that we so desperately need.

Listen to the Hate-Speech: "This tiny thing in this oddball orbit—a planet? Give me a break!"

Do you think the United Federation of Planets would bar entry because your moon is too small?

And what's all this about having to "dominate your region?" No room for pacifists in the galaxy?

These astro-scientists need to attend some anti-plantetism sensitivity seminars, and learn to stop passing judgement on those heavenly bodies that are roundness-challenged. As far as this Dogg is concerned, there's room for everyone in this universe.

8/27/2006 11:01:07 AM

The US should take decisive action now, and widthdraw from the Solar System

8/27/2006 11:12:52 AM

ok we all know what happened to pluto

so you can all just shut the fuck up about it

8/27/2006 11:14:32 AM

It was destroyed by the Death Star

8/27/2006 11:15:24 AM

Look, there is plenty of official speculation that HITLER was going to have his NAZI scientists kick Pluto out of the solar system in 1935 for looking too jewish. Thank God they didn't win the war.

8/27/2006 11:36:10 AM

old

2skinny js had a song about this about 4 years ago


( small minds can't see past Uranus )

[Edited on August 27, 2006 at 11:37 AM. Reason : .]

8/27/2006 11:36:35 AM

8/27/2006 11:49:46 AM

^ thats actually one of the better TNG episodes

8/27/2006 11:55:23 AM

I think little pluto was replaced by the "Mr. Popular" DARK MATTER theory!

8/27/2006 10:00:08 PM

^^^ Thats because it was part of the Locutus of Borg line.

8/27/2006 10:51:14 PM

8/27/2006 10:54:44 PM

I agree that this is total bullshit.

8/28/2006 4:49:07 PM

I still can't tell if the original post is real or sarcastic

8/29/2006 1:47:50 AM

Written with tounge firmly in cheek

8/29/2006 2:05:46 AM

^Poorly done. Poorly, poorly done.

8/29/2006 2:26:06 AM

rip pluto

8/29/2006 3:43:49 AM