So you're standing there right besides the steps that the players come down. For this game what would you say to them in general? What would you say to Daniel Evans? Other offensive players? A defensive player?

9/22/2006 6:56:48 AM

don't say anything

just give them high fives and say-hey [insert player's name] have a good game

at that moment they're more fcused on getting down the steps in one piece wth cleats on then they are about you and what you're going to say

9/22/2006 7:33:13 AM

do the defensive players: rip his fucking head off!

9/22/2006 7:56:50 AM

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"do the defensive players"

make sure to bring plenty of condoms

9/22/2006 8:51:14 AM

Kill the Quarterback

Hit the tight end so hard his girlfriend dies

9/22/2006 8:55:04 AM

trip Chuck

9/22/2006 9:27:27 AM

haha.. these are my season tickets.. what you want me to say?

9/22/2006 4:27:07 PM

^throw a flag in front of them then run away like a little bitch

[Edited on September 22, 2006 at 4:28 PM. Reason : fgdf]

9/22/2006 4:28:44 PM

prove everyone wrong and win

9/22/2006 4:30:52 PM

if you sit right there, make sure you holler at the bigtime bball recruit and the 4 official football visitors... i think they sit near there.


whenever i holler at the guys it's usually something about "go get 'em" or "fuck 'em up andre"... somethin along those lines

9/22/2006 4:36:25 PM

Say "we're proud of you guys because you are full qualifiers"

9/22/2006 4:50:11 PM

"if you lose, make sure you lose by 6.5"

9/22/2006 4:52:05 PM

IT'S ALL GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/22/2006 4:52:44 PM

im giving chuck a titty twister if i can reach 'em

9/22/2006 4:52:49 PM