Duke Athletics News Report: Football practice in Wallace Wade Football Stadium was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Ted Roof, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

10/6/2006 2:09:42 PM

haha

10/6/2006 2:10:19 PM

Ted Roof is prolly smoking something really strong.

Or at least I would to coach Duke Football.

10/6/2006 2:11:07 PM

way to copy the joke from packpride

10/6/2006 2:11:15 PM

i saw this used earlier this week for the Raiders

10/6/2006 2:11:51 PM

I saw this joke used about Duke a billion years ago.

10/6/2006 2:13:09 PM

way to copy the joke from packpride my grandpa back in 1952

10/6/2006 2:21:08 PM

hahaha... I work at Duke.. this is goin around

10/6/2006 3:16:02 PM

I lolzred

10/6/2006 3:17:33 PM