just goes around giving cars to people?

10/24/2006 9:16:27 PM

and basketballs and a goal

10/24/2006 9:17:46 PM

yeah, he runs around wildly, throwing himself into the cars, and he gets to give them away for free.

the car dealers then give him two free throws; relax on the first one.

[Edited on October 24, 2006 at 10:04 PM. Reason : `]

10/24/2006 10:02:19 PM

we are also to assume that dwayne wade rides a bike down the freeway

10/24/2006 10:34:45 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=438294

10/24/2006 10:49:50 PM

We're also to assume that he creates contact but the defender gets called for it.















Oh wait.

10/24/2006 11:25:27 PM

We are also to assume that you can take 3 steps without traveling...


Oh wait.

10/25/2006 12:04:09 AM

look

the guy has to go through his whole life knowing that his name is misspelled

cut the guy some slack

10/25/2006 12:14:43 AM

Should We Expect More Dwyane's?

When Shaquille O'Neal first came into the public spotlight, there was clearly an uptick in more mommas naming their sons Shaquille. The name Shaquille first made it into the top 1,000 most popular names in the United States in 1991 - his last year at Louisiana State.

That year, Shaquille ranked No. 720, according to the Social Security Administration, which keeps track of such statistics. In O'Neal's rookie year with the Magic, the name Shaquille jumped up to 426 and it topped out at No. 180 the following year.

Wade's first name is spelled that way because his grandmother wanted to spell it that way when naming his father. While "Dwyane" has never been in the top 1,000 most popular names, the more traditional spelling of Dwayne always has been. That being said, its ranking of No. 646 on the list is its second lowest ranking since 1956.

Don't think people will name their sons after basketball players?

Check out Carmelo. In 2005, the name was the 896th most popular male name in America, its highest ranking since 1974. It didn't make the top 1,000 from 1985 to 2003. Denver's Carmelo Anthony was drafted in 2003.

[Edited on October 25, 2006 at 12:37 AM. Reason : ~]

[Edited on October 25, 2006 at 12:37 AM. Reason : http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=2494627]

10/25/2006 12:19:18 AM

^couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter alexis

10/25/2006 2:01:04 AM

^ this is not a rap thread

10/25/2006 3:52:10 AM

of course people name their kids after basketball players.

People will name their kids after anything.

10/25/2006 4:10:39 AM

I wonder how many kids are being named Tiger

10/25/2006 7:11:23 AM

^Eldrick

10/25/2006 7:55:28 AM

Quote :

"We are also to assume that you can take 3 steps without traveling... Oh wait."

Quote :

"We're also to assume that he creates contact but the defender gets called for it. Oh wait."

10/25/2006 8:13:54 AM

fuckins mavs

still salty bout that bullshit

10/25/2006 10:12:33 AM

im naming my kid Kurt Rambis

10/25/2006 10:15:07 AM

Fucking crybabies. He gets the same calls that Kobe/T-Mac/insertnameofeveryotherNBAsuperstarhere get.

Mavs fault for not finishing.

10/25/2006 11:02:27 AM