I'm driving a f'n Saab!

But it's ok, I'm going to redneck it up with some offroad lights and roof racks. Rip out the back seat to open up the trunk area and pretty much turn it into a truck for hauling my big slobbery labs and tools and shit. Tis my duty as a redneck. It must be done. Might even throw some mud/snow tires on that fucker.

[Edited on November 11, 2006 at 10:14 AM. Reason : hahaha f'n colter]

11/11/2006 10:13:54 AM

i cant help but think about that movie sideways whenever i see a saab now

11/11/2006 10:29:42 AM

No shit. I might have to just run it into tree just for shits and giggles.

11/11/2006 10:33:30 AM

Put some baby swampers on it

11/11/2006 11:05:49 AM

I'm adjusting the idle with tin foil, so why not throw some swampers on it?

11/11/2006 11:10:20 AM

off road lights, rack, mud/snow tires, gut the back?
sounds like a rally car

11/11/2006 1:17:11 PM

I'm driving it like one regardless. That's one fun car to drive. Gotta keep her near the red zone and she's pretty happy on the dirt roads.


Racks are on. Most of the back seat is out. Bout to put the grippy tires up front where they belong. This car is fucking fun!

But what moron engineer said "Let's put the e-brake on the front wheels!!!" Tell me who it was, I'll kill him, or if it's a her, I'll get her pregnant.

11/11/2006 3:20:55 PM

I enjoyed my Saab. They're good cars.

I'm trying to figure out how to white trash out my BMW. I'm thinking either General Lee theme or putting some black flames on top of the red paint.

11/11/2006 3:37:46 PM

but a '93 900S sedan is one ugly mofo

11/11/2006 4:10:59 PM

it is possibly the ugliest mass produced car ever

11/11/2006 5:19:25 PM

Y'all crazy. That shits hot yo.

11/11/2006 5:55:26 PM

its the damn near the ugliest shit on 4 wheels

-primer

11/11/2006 7:44:33 PM

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"But what moron engineer said "Let's put the e-brake on the front wheels!!!" Tell me who it was, I'll kill him, or if it's a her, I'll get her pregnant."

subaru is the same way. actually a big help in low traction situations, set it lightly and it'll act kinda like a limited slip. works nice for reverse spins too

11/12/2006 12:43:46 PM

dag

hand brake on the front wheels

makes sense if you have a total primary failure becuase chances are you will be going forward

and if you need to stop quickly, the force needs to be at the front

11/12/2006 1:58:50 PM

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"works nice for reverse spins too "

Ive seen BBR do this in person.........He is the master. Get well soon man

11/12/2006 2:09:57 PM

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"Ive seen BBR do this in person.........He is the master. "

Pfffft. I taught him well.

11/12/2006 3:59:17 PM

negro plz.

11/12/2006 9:41:47 PM

When you get legs that work, you gotta run the Saab.

11/13/2006 1:20:00 AM