or send me a pm. Which ever you'd rather do.

12/27/2006 7:58:57 PM

bwn?

12/27/2006 7:59:22 PM

what kind of fight?

12/27/2006 7:59:42 PM

Any kind of fight. I dunno...I went to go see some band with my parents and it got really boring because I was hanging out with them and a bunch of their friends from church so I was like screw this and I left.

12/27/2006 8:00:46 PM

What band?

12/27/2006 8:01:05 PM

I'LL END YOU

12/27/2006 8:01:47 PM

I'm usually the most antagonistic person ever, but I have nothing now.

12/27/2006 8:02:34 PM

Tucker and Black. They were pretty good. I would have listened to them. However,there wasn't a place to sit and my parents and their friends wanted to sit at the bar, and I was just sitting there staring at the wall because well 19 year olds ad 47 year olds don't have that much to talk about or much in common really.

12/27/2006 8:02:46 PM

fuck you

12/27/2006 8:04:58 PM

Sounds like when I visit my grandparents in California. They get annoyed with me when I run out of things to say, but there's only so much you can talk to a 66-year old man about in the span of a week. Plus he pisses me off sometimes because when I do run out of stuff to say he'll start spouting the most random, ultra-conservative, racist bullcrap I've ever heard

12/27/2006 8:05:30 PM

^^fuck you!!

12/27/2006 8:06:14 PM

fatty

12/27/2006 8:07:02 PM

fuck you more

12/27/2006 8:07:21 PM

I didn't say hurt my feelings

12/27/2006 8:07:53 PM

ok ok, ill come over, we can bwn, then i wont call you back, then we can e-fight over it

12/27/2006 8:08:50 PM

that should have gotten a rise out of you. i'm surprised

12/27/2006 8:09:16 PM

I wonder if there are any Where's Waldo books around here

12/27/2006 8:09:41 PM

here's johnny

12/27/2006 8:11:14 PM

Hello Mr. Wuf!

It was a beautiful fall day at North Carolina State University.

Mr. Wuf was on his way to Carter-Finely Stadium to watch a football game.

He passed by Holladay Hall and walked through Mary Yarbrough Court.

A woman who worked at the University waved, "Hello Mr. Wuf!"

12/27/2006 8:16:26 PM

FAG!

12/27/2006 8:16:37 PM

Two days ago (sunday night) I cried myself to sleep. This girl (I will refer to her as Sarah) I have been obsessed with since 3rd grade threw a birthday party on saturday, it was a pretty casual house party, so people brought friends along, of course I was not invited (no girl would ever invite me to a party), but my friend asked me to come along, and of course I jumped at the opportuinity.

Around an hour into the party, it happened that me and Sarah were alone in the kitchen while others danced and talked in the living room. I was there to get a drink, and when I came in and saw her by the fridge, a deep shocking, sinking feeling almost paralysed me with fear, as I just stood there staring at her for about 5 seconds (I am absolutely TERRIFIED of females, especially Sarah, I had no idea she would be in there alone). When she looked at me I quickly glanced away in shame. After about 10 awkward seconds of me staring at the floor and her standing there awkwardly, she finally spoke.

"Uh, hi, you're frank, right?"
"No. Francis."
"Oh, but it's frank for short, right?"
"No."
"Sorry, I must have you confused with someone else."

I couldn't think of anything to say.

"Want a drink?"
"Yeah. Thanks.

She handed me a beer.

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!!"

I just tried to tell her I was straight edge (and therefore didn't drink), but I was so nervous when she approached me physically that it came out in what sounded like a confontational shout which totally wasn't what I intended.

"Sorry, uh there's a diet pepsi if you like"
"I don't drink diet soft drinks, they are carginogens."
"Oh.."

I couldn't stand the fear of being near her any more, so I scurried away and (again in that nervous shout) blurted out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and heard her say "thanks" as I walked back into the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom where I literally collapsed and started shivering on the floor with fear, tears came from my eyes. After about 5 minutes of just lying there I composed myself and went downstairs again. For the rest of the party I pretty much avoided her and talked with some people I knew.

When me and my friend got back home to my house and played a little PS2 for about half an hour, he left and I said bye. It was at this point I realised he had left his cell phone. As I was about to call him to tell him, it suddenly struck me that he probably had Sarah's number on his phone. I literally sat there for 45 minutes shivering with both anticipation and fear as I saw the number across the screen, begging me to call.

Simple. I'd just call her up, apologise for the awkwardness and ask her if she wanted to get coffee some time. The only problem was this was about the scariest thing imaginable. I felt my body ache with fear as I tried to press the "CALL" button on the cell phone several times but was too scared. I got a disconnecting feeling as if none of this was actually happening to me, like maybe it was all a dream. When I finally got the courage to call, my heart raced as I heard the dial tone.

"Hello?"
"Hey, sorry about earlier, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out for coffee some time ?(WHAT THE FUCK was I thinking??)"
"Sorry, who is this calling?"

I (stupidly) hadn't anticipated she would ask who it was. the question caught me totally off guard. I thought of just saying my name, or giving a fake name, or shouting out "your worst fucking nightmare", or avoiding the question, and a host of other ideas over the course of about 5 seconds. I was too stunned to even reply.

Another 5 seconds of silence.

"Are you still there?"
"Yeah...sorry, I.. it's"
"Oh, Francis right?
I was silent again
"Sorry yeah, I - I'm pretty busy lately but maybe- uh I'll call you another time if i get time to go out uh (I could regognize that she had no intention of calling me), what's your number?"
I gave her my number.
"Ok, well bye!"
"Bye."

As I hung up and put the phone down, the realization of what had just happened hit me like a wrecking ball, I collapsed on the sofa and fell asleep with exaustion. About 5 minutes later I get a call.

"Hello?"
A male voice.
"Is this francis?"
"Yeah uh who is this?"
"I'm just calling to give you a friendly warning, stay away from Sarah, okay? She's my girlfriend, and she has no interest in you whatsoever, you're a creep."

The realization and jealousy that she had a boyfriend, coupled with the shock and unexpectedness of this call filled me with rage.

"FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER F-UNCLE FUNK" I stuttered incomprehensibly with rage.
"Man you're fucked up in the head aren't you. I'm WARNING you, stay away."

He hung up.

I literally let out a massive scream of both sadness jealousy anger and fear that gripped my entire body. I went to bed and got about 2 hours of sleep.

The next (sunday) morning, I got up feeling like absolute shit. As I always do to when I feel terrible, I force myself to walk outside, go to the mall (5 min walk) where there are lots of people, and buy something or run into someone I know. I couldn't find anyone I knew, so I bought a milkshake and walked out the front enterance, where I saw something that made my heart skip.

Sarah and some guy (probably her boyfriend?) walking into the mall. I saw her glance with shock at me and quickly look away trying to make it seem as if she hadn't noticed me. I rushed towards her.

"SARAH!" I shouted

Her boyfriend turned around with shock and saw me.

"ARE YOU FRANCIS?" he asked angrily.

I stood there staring.

"Get out of here man, we don't want anything to do with you, understand?"

"FUCK YOU, THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!"

As a rage overcameme me, I rushed forward and threw my milkshake as hard as I possibly could at the bastard, totally missing him and tripping over myself in the process. What happened next was the worst feeling I had ever felt.

Sarah stood there laughing at me. The expression on her beautiful face, half disgust half laughter made me feel terrible like I never imagined I could. I hated her guts at that moment.

"YOU CUNT!" I yelled.

Her eyes widened, even her boyfriend looked shocked and the three of us stood there staring for maybe 5 seconds.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKING CUNT!!" I yelled as I rushed at her. She made made me feel so terrible it physically hurt in my stomach. I was about to fucking attack her. I couldn't believe it. It was like some force was controlling me and like I had no control at all. God fucking damn I'm stupid when I'm angry and upset. Before I could reach her, her boyfriend grabbed me by the shoulders and threw me to the ground.

"JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING WEIRDO AND BE THANKFUL I DONT FUCKING KILL YOU!!"

I rushed for him with every ounce of anger and strength in my body and groaned as his fist connected with my tummy, winding and incapacitating me. He stared for a second, as if he hadn't expected me to be so easily beaten, before he and Sarah both ran off in a panic. I knew there was no way I could take him, and that he probably went to go get security. These facts, coupled with my crippling social awkwardness and the fact that people all over were staring at me like some kind of freak caused me to run home, totally defeated, clutching my tummy.

That night I considered suicide. My parents aren't home until next week and I felt an aching loneliness. I never went through with it, but have been left crippled emotionally. I havn't gone to school either today or yesterday. My parents will kill me when they get home. I'm a fucking failure of a human being.

12/27/2006 8:17:00 PM

I can't believe I just read all of that.

12/27/2006 8:19:19 PM

Mr. Wuf walked across the Court of North Carolina.

A professor walking by said "Hello Mr. Wuf!"

Mr. Wuf went to meet some friends in the Brickyard.

Some students standing outside D.H. Hill Library said, "Hello Mr. Wuf!"

12/27/2006 8:21:06 PM

thats deep

12/27/2006 8:21:12 PM

^^ lol, is that from that NCSU kids book?

12/27/2006 8:21:49 PM

12/27/2006 8:22:40 PM

Mr. Wuf stopped at the RBC Center where the Wolfpack plays basketball.

A group of fans standing nearby waved, "Hello Mr. Wuf!"

It was almost time for the football game. As Mr. Wuf walked to the stadium, he passed by some alumni.

The alumni remembered Mr. Wuf from when they went to NC State. They said, "Hello, again, Mr. Wuf!"

12/27/2006 8:23:44 PM

Finally, Mr. Wuf arrived at the stadium.

He ran onto the football field with Ms. Wuf, the crowd cheered, "Go Pack!"

Mr. Wuf watched the game from the sidelines and cheered for the team.

The Wolfpack scored six points! The quarterback shouted, "Touchdown Mr. Wuf!"

12/27/2006 8:26:15 PM

At halftime the N.C. State Marching Band performed on the field.

Mr. Wuf and the crowd listened to the NCSU fight song.

The N.C. State Wolfpack won the football game!

Mr. Wuf gave Coach Amato a high-five. The coach said, "Great game Mr. Wuf!"

12/27/2006 8:29:23 PM

At halftime the N.C. State Marching Band performed on the field.

Mr. Wuf and the crowd listened to the NCSU fight song.

The N.C. State Wolfpack won lost the football game!

Mr. Wuf gave Coach Amato a high-five sad look. The coach said, "Great game Am I losing my job Mr. Wuf?"

12/27/2006 8:31:25 PM

After the football game, Mr. Wuf was tired. It had been a long day at N.C. State.

He walked home and climbed into bed where Ms. Wuf was waiting in her silk pajamas.

He looked at her and said, "Hello Ms. Wuf" and began to undress her.

She was happy that she was finally going to be able to please her lover.

After all was said and done....

"Goodnight Mr. Wuf"


I got that book for Christmas

12/27/2006 8:31:36 PM

Okay here we go. Someone pick a fight with me here.

Lutherans are the best ever!

12/27/2006 8:33:35 PM

haha that ending gives me a scary mental image.

12/27/2006 8:34:27 PM

you have cooties

12/27/2006 8:34:45 PM

haha I was wondering if anyone was actually reading that.

12/27/2006 8:34:57 PM

Agnostics are better.....maybe..

12/27/2006 8:35:31 PM

yay I found something to do tonight!!!

12/27/2006 8:36:35 PM

wulf porn

12/27/2006 8:37:15 PM

Hookah

I miss you

12/27/2006 8:37:43 PM

i want to smoke some weed so bad right now

12/27/2006 8:39:59 PM

It's not that hard to talk to old people. I prefer that to talking to most vapid cunts my age.

12/27/2006 8:43:58 PM

^hahaha...that is GREAT.

12/27/2006 8:46:11 PM

^^

12/27/2006 8:48:11 PM

i'll fight over some chicken nuggets

12/27/2006 10:05:12 PM

^^^^

12/27/2006 10:13:02 PM

fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

12/27/2006 10:14:28 PM

this is a nigger ass thread by a nigger ass bitch

12/27/2006 10:16:52 PM

Merry 3rd Day of Christmas!

12/27/2006 11:15:15 PM

you got a lumpy butt!

12/27/2006 11:18:39 PM

Quote :

"I didn't say hurt my feelings "

12/27/2006 11:20:17 PM