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PinkandBlack
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http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53158

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"I offer this list of possible "dream" candidates to the Constitution Party for consideration for the 2008 election. Admittedly, I do not know their positions on all the issues, but each has a background that seems promising, and each is capable of creating enough buzz to put the party on the map.

Former NFL quarterback, businessman Roger Staubach
Actor Denzel Washington
NFL quarterback Kurt Warner
Actor/columnist Chuck Norris
Chairman of the House Immigration Reform Caucus, Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Colo.
Broadcaster/author Bill O'Reilly
Actress/activist Patricia Heaton
Broadcaster/author Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol
Columnist/author Ann Coulter"


This actually makes me a little sad

The main question isn't can he be defeated, but rather will anyone even attempt to run against him

[Edited on January 5, 2007 at 6:03 PM. Reason : .]

1/5/2007 6:02:04 PM

Lutz
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i can see the headlines

DURING THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS HILARY BUT FAILS TO KNOCK SENSE INTO HER

1/5/2007 6:19:12 PM

mildew
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Chuck Norris has passed legislation making VHS recordings of Walker Texas Ranger our new currency.

1/5/2007 6:28:59 PM

HockeyRoman
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Humans wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

1/5/2007 7:06:36 PM

PinkandBlack
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Chuck Norris has ordered the invasion of his own body, as it has been found that it contains large quantities of WMDs.

1/5/2007 7:35:15 PM

Wintermute
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Denzel Washington is a wingnut?

1/5/2007 7:37:49 PM

PinkandBlack
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denzel_Washington

No evidence here. Maybe they just think he's too sexy not to list.

1/5/2007 7:41:44 PM

HockeyRoman
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They found the cure for cancer is Chuck Norris' tears but Chuck Norris never cries.

1/5/2007 7:51:52 PM

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