J_Hova
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from my brothers (unc grad) email account
| Quote : | "This is what is all about!
We are Carolina.
So as you settle in to watch Wednesday's game, whether in Seattle or
Shanghai, Wake County or West Jefferson, LA or NYC, keep in mind that
still, as ever, we're in this thing together, and we're bound across
these many miles by that which outsiders simply do not understand: a
deep, profound, fiery, spitting hatred of all things dook.
Start now, this morning, and begin prepping yourself for victory. Begin
to focus. Rearrange your schedule if you must, but resolve to get to
your chosen game venue in plenty of time. Drink fluids - lots of fluids.
And start building your outrage:
Think about ratface and how it's all about him.
Think about how the soulless @#%$ named a "center of leadership and
ethics" after him. Think about how they're actually proud of this. (*see
below)
Think about paulus' off-arm push-off on every drive. Think about how
Vitale and Patrick will sing his praises to the highest heavens.
Think about mcbob, and the fouls they won't call on him. Think about how
he'll be allowed to assault Hansbrough, and how he won't be made to pay
for it by the referees. Think about his vulgar outbursts any time
something doesn't go his way, yet the refs will never "T" him up for
them.
Think about how dook will be allowed to slap, bump, and dive on every
defensive possession.
Think about how dook will be allowed to slap, bump, and dive on every
offensive possession.
Think about how demarcus will go flying across the court to "save" a
loose ball that's 35 feet away, that he has no chance to get to. Think
about how hard, and with what primal enthusiasm, his teammates will
subsequently embrace him.
Think about how the students there will greet our starters with "Hi
______, you suck" - and not only does k* or the University try to stop
this classless act, but they encourage it. As do dookie V and his
Suck-up Mike Patrick.
Think about how k* has 6 Burger Boys, yet the announcers will make such
a big deal of what he is doing this year in light of losing so much
talent (jj and she-will) off of last year's team. As if the cupboard is
bare. Fact is, k* lets most of his Burger boys sit until they rot.
Think about Montross' bloody face.
Think about Stack's baseline dunk.
Think about dahntay jones' uncalled, three-stitch-producing face scrape
on the great Raymond Felton.
Think about how, after that incident, dook scrub andre buckner PUSHED
OUR COACH WITH TWO HANDS, ON TELEVISION, IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF
VIEWERS, and not only did not receive a technical, but was praised
afterwards by ratface as a "peacemaker." (I still can't believe this
happened. Leadership and ethics, my bleeping ass.)
Think about wojo. Think about his pansy @#%$ slapping the floor at
"coach k court".
And think about chris collins.
Mother. bleeping. chris. collins.
Think about Dockery face-shoving Tyler last year, in the game's final
seconds, when the outcome was already decided. (and dookie V ignoring
it)
Think about 8 points in 16 seconds. Think about Marvin's tip-in. Think
about Tyler coolly hitting a big 3 last year when the dookies were
making a run, and Bobby stepping up to the free throw line and calmly
smiling and nodding to his teammates that he had 'em, then delivering
the proof through the nets.
More than anything, begin this fine morning and start remembering how
much you hate dook. Get yourself into a gnarled, throbbing, full rolling
boil of hate. Tell your dook co-workers to eat $hit and die. Sit
someplace dark for a while if you can, to organize the your tangled
hatred into a single coherent mantra. Let it guide you. Let the hate
permeate every cell in your Carolina blue soul until you are one giant
biomass of I-Hate-Dook.
It should feel good.
And on Wednesday, take that to the game/bar/living room, yell like you
mean it, and get ready to win.
Cause it's "the game", and we are Carolina.
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 2/7/2007 11:50:03 AM
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