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Noen
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Can you please help me find a damn 2000 Subaru Forester front crossmember and stablilizer?

I ordered one, it came, fucking thing doesn't match, must be a pull from either a)another model year or b) some fuck with an Impreza who thought it would be the same.

Thanks Jesus,
Noen

2/8/2007 7:01:33 PM

slut
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while you're at it, put some volvo oil cooler fittings in my stocking

2/8/2007 7:25:58 PM

tripleD4u
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I could use a welder

2/8/2007 9:22:03 PM

colter
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^ I've got a welder I don't even use. you're welcome to borrow it.

I want a new suspension. jumpin my truck hurts.

[Edited on February 8, 2007 at 9:45 PM. Reason : ..]

2/8/2007 9:45:02 PM

tripleD4u
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what kind is it? would you sell it? I dont like borrowing thing my luck shit stops working then i not only have to buy it but feel like a ass

2/8/2007 10:50:12 PM

Wolfpacker06
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Dear little 8.6 pound baby Jesus,

Please use you Jesus super powers to make my CV joints last just a little longer until I can sell the rustbucket.

Amen,
Me

2/9/2007 9:14:23 AM

tripleD4u
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lol hhaahah

2/9/2007 11:40:41 AM

Skack
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Dear Noen,
I've got bigger fish to fry.
Sincerely,
8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent.

2/9/2007 1:17:07 PM

Noen
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Dear Young Adult Jesus Christ,

You gotta know how much it sucked when you made your wooden Goblet and then the idiots in Indiana Jones didn't even pick the right one?

Well it's kinda like that, except instead of the right Goblet, I need a damn front crossmember for a 2000 Subaru Forester. I mean the damn thing is STAMPED ON THE PART.

If you had stamped PROPERTY OF JESUS CHRIST on your goblet, don't you think it would have helped? You probably did that too though, I guess people really are stupid.

Thanks big jeezie,

Noen

2/9/2007 3:05:01 PM

cornbread
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ahh yes my Homie JC and the vigin mary baby daddy

2/9/2007 3:10:43 PM

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