just to make sure any time any of you dudes think of her from this day forward, you associate this image with her.

3/4/2007 12:29:09 AM

she has a big head

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:30 AM. Reason : i know all babies do but THAT DOESNT EXCUSE HER GOD DAMNIT]

3/4/2007 12:29:44 AM

don't make us make fun of your weird looking baby

...

i am certain that she will be very pretty one day

3/4/2007 12:29:56 AM

great genes...

3/4/2007 12:30:12 AM

I'd hit it.

*ehem*

I mean, man, she's cute as a button or something.

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:30 AM. Reason : ]

3/4/2007 12:30:17 AM

such big eyes!!!

3/4/2007 12:30:23 AM

kids are supposed to have bigger heads relative to body

3/4/2007 12:30:58 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

3/4/2007 12:31:00 AM

yea she might be pretty one day

3/4/2007 12:31:38 AM

^^^^yeah, if you flip the lights off in a room, she opens her eyes to about the size of ping-pong balls for a second or two. it's pretty funny--i do it every now and then for a laugh.

she goes like this:

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ^^^^]

3/4/2007 12:32:32 AM

be sure to show her this thread in 16 years when you really are fending off boys

3/4/2007 12:32:34 AM

i used http://www.futureme.org to send me an email 16 years from now reminding me to hit on her

3/4/2007 12:33:37 AM

Excellent ORLY? pics.

3/4/2007 12:33:56 AM

Don't shoot me plz.

3/4/2007 12:34:48 AM

^^^^ "Son, I'll rig your pillow with C4 as quickly as you can say 'I should never have done that to Hannah.'"



[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ^^^^]

3/4/2007 12:35:22 AM

damn she has the same head shape as you do.

so even if i wanted to hit on her when she is 18, it would feel like hitting on you, so i won't.

3/4/2007 12:36:55 AM

how cute

3/4/2007 12:37:13 AM

are you going to breast feed her too?

cause...umm....that's the track that you're on right now going around making theads like this. I mean....how big of a bitch are you gonna be?
















j/k. gg man. she's beautiful

3/4/2007 12:37:18 AM

her features seem more mature that a babies, more defined or something

SHE GOT A TODDLER FACE

or maybe she is a midget spy planted in your ex's cooter by the KGB

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:38 AM. Reason : p.s. don't blow me up]

3/4/2007 12:38:02 AM

she indeed is beautiful. congrats again.

^i sorta agree. her face seems more mature, imo.

3/4/2007 12:38:18 AM

it might just be the B&W, looking at the color one it's more babyish

3/4/2007 12:39:28 AM

^^^^^^ same haircut, too.



here's one of her looking a little less all grown-up.

i don't think i'd slept in a couple of days when this was taken.

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:41 AM. Reason : she's only 5 months, but can walk around if you let her hold a finger in each hand for balance]

3/4/2007 12:39:58 AM

I'd hit it. in 2o years?

3/4/2007 12:41:32 AM

ok maybe i just needed a size reference

3/4/2007 12:41:39 AM

well, i mean, that last pic was when she was like 1 day old.

3/4/2007 12:43:13 AM

whether she turns out to be a smart good girl or a whore... is all dependent on you and how you raise her. Dont blame the guys, its all on you bud.... best of luck

3/4/2007 12:44:13 AM

maybe what they say is true

maybe they truly do grow up to fast

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:44 AM. Reason : heh i wouldn't wish a daughter on any protective man]

3/4/2007 12:44:22 AM

well her odds don't look that good

out of wedlock birth, with single-mom, and military dad

i mean, statistics don't lie. sad, but true

3/4/2007 12:45:43 AM

when you have a son, you have to worry about just one dick in town

when you have a daughter, you have to worry about all the dicks in town

3/4/2007 12:46:11 AM

i really don't think i'll be overprotective. it doesn't do much good, anyway--the better approach is to teach her not to do stupid stuff.

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:49 AM. Reason : ^^ true, not the scenario i would've scripted, but that doesn't paint the whole picture.]

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:49 AM. Reason : asdfasd]

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:50 AM. Reason : she has a lot going for her, too.]

3/4/2007 12:47:27 AM

you all are a bunch of assholes

i'm sure duke's going to be a fine father, and she's going to have a great life

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:49 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2007 12:49:29 AM

does she put out?

3/4/2007 12:50:13 AM

^^ you say that, but then when she comes home preggers at 16 from a black guy... you wont be saying that

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:50 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2007 12:50:38 AM

im not black

3/4/2007 12:51:02 AM

fuck that shit. As much as I hate thinking about this, I'm sure I'll have a daughter considering my past.....


and you know what? I'm going to murder any dude that even holds her hand.

3/4/2007 12:51:33 AM

look at it this way

she could not exist at all

so...

score 1 in her favor

3/4/2007 12:53:09 AM

cute girl but a mediocre shooter...

got it...

3/4/2007 12:53:46 AM

her grouping sucks for balls

3/4/2007 12:54:10 AM

thats what i'm sayin...

3/4/2007 12:54:54 AM

haha

that target was 25m slow fire, 15m rapid fire reload drills, and 7m double-taps. i scored a 382 out of a possible 400 points.

touch my daughter and you're a dead motherfucker.

3/4/2007 12:56:21 AM

blah blah blah

don't cover for your daughter and her complete lack of shooting skills

she needs to take a class

3/4/2007 12:57:21 AM

[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 12:58 AM. Reason : d]

3/4/2007 12:57:31 AM

^^ i'm looking to pick up a Sig P229 in .40 S&W. compact frame--perfect for a 3 year old's hands.

my full-frame 1911 will probably be a little much for her until she's at least in kindergarten.

3/4/2007 12:59:51 AM

What a cutie!

3/4/2007 1:01:59 AM

pfft.. i have 3 guns that all shoot half inch bullets...

i ain't skured








ok... so i don't have the BMG yet.. but i'm working on it...
barrett style


[Edited on March 4, 2007 at 1:06 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2007 1:03:39 AM

yeah, i have a Rem 700 in 7mm REM mag that i've shot a 3/4 MOA group with.

i've also hit 9/10 torso targets at 500m with an M-16 before.

3/4/2007 1:06:08 AM

dude.. i've been target shooting 100 250 and 500 yrds since i was 6


you don't need to get all i'm in the military on me
just don't post a pic of a poor group and expect shock and awe.

3/4/2007 1:08:23 AM

remember what happened to the last tww gun nut

3/4/2007 1:08:37 AM

no?

fumbler?

3/4/2007 1:11:44 AM

congrats on the girl.

may she find TWW one day and make you proud.

3/4/2007 1:11:49 AM