Teen Wolf (one of the greatest films to ever portray the struggle of growing up as a teenage werewolf) is being remade.

A chick will be the wolf in this one. And it stars Tom Welling (TV's Superman)

She better bite a can of beer and chug it... ohh...and she better surf on top of a van.

3/28/2007 11:51:36 AM

Hahaha before I finished reading your post I was thinking "if there isn't some van surfing in this film, there will be hell to pay"

3/28/2007 11:52:18 AM

what was the chick's name in the first one? Bif or Bosh or something?

3/28/2007 11:53:30 AM

yeah, the van surfing was a crucial artistic way for him to express himself in his time of self doubt.

ohh.. do you think she will play basketball... or go the route of teenwolf 2 and be a wrestler?

I bet she's gonna be a cheerleader or play volleyball

3/28/2007 11:55:16 AM

^^close, it was Boof

3/28/2007 11:56:22 AM

haha 'boof' yeah

boof got her back all clawed up in the closet

3/28/2007 11:59:16 AM

I wonder if there will be beastiality in this one too.

3/28/2007 11:59:23 AM

^probably not as much beastiality as Howard the Duck

3/28/2007 11:59:49 AM

"What are you looking at, Dicknose?"

I need a shirt like that

3/28/2007 12:36:56 PM

Shave that shit beyotch!

3/28/2007 12:37:25 PM

the guy from the tv superman > marty mcfly

3/28/2007 12:45:53 PM

^but michael j fox was supposedly the best player on his high school basketball team...and he's like a 5'7" slow white dude!

3/28/2007 12:54:28 PM

Alex P. Keaton > Tom Welling

3/28/2007 1:02:52 PM

Wouldn't Tom be playing Boof's part, and the girl Michael's part?

Who would you guys like to see as a female teen wolf?

I could see someone like Mandy Moore being good in a role like that, based on her scrubs role.

[Edited on March 28, 2007 at 1:08 PM. Reason : asfd]

3/28/2007 1:05:54 PM

BEST MOVIE EVER

3/28/2007 1:48:12 PM

3/28/2007 1:50:54 PM

why don't they remake BTTF while they're at it?

3/28/2007 1:56:12 PM

the best part about the first one is all of the identical shots in the final basketball montage.

3/28/2007 2:04:45 PM

Remaking it with a Female? I don't know about this one. I love Teen Wolfe, and it definately won't be as kool if a guy sleeps with a female wolf...

Betta be some can biting, and some closet play, and some Keg buying, and some van surfing, and hallway sliding....

I'm going to win in the end...


III

3/28/2007 2:08:26 PM

i lol'ed

3/28/2007 2:19:16 PM

IT BETTER FUCKING HAVE "WIN IN THE END" WITH THE FINAL BASKETBALL GAME

3/28/2007 3:06:55 PM

Quote :

"why don't they remake BTTF while they're at it? "

time travel is far too expensive these days

3/29/2007 2:56:57 AM

that and michael j fox cant sit still for a second

3/29/2007 3:31:24 AM

They better cast Styles in it.

3/29/2007 3:35:46 AM

Tom Welling can't carry Michael J. Fox's jock as far as acting is concerned.

This movie is doomed to suck.

The first was great, the second was mediocre, this one is going to be garbage.

And y'all are right, no van surfing and I'll be disappointed. Also needs to be Teen Wolf memorabilia sold and a keg tried to be bought under-age.

3/29/2007 5:40:42 AM

$10 says there will be a "dog whistle" scene similar to the orig.

3/29/2007 6:21:56 AM

the principal better piss himself

3/29/2007 6:25:13 AM

Hollywood should just give up now, pick some random date in the 50s, and start remaking every film ever released in the order they were released - even the remakes. Oh yeah, they already implemented that plan.

3/29/2007 6:37:42 AM

five years from now, i'm going to re-remake sabrina

3/29/2007 6:53:10 AM

this is gonna be like The Next Karate Kid... isn't it

[Edited on March 29, 2007 at 7:42 AM. Reason : .]

3/29/2007 7:42:10 AM

remember when he finds styles' bag of weed in the garage? I never knew what that was as a little kid.

3/29/2007 8:25:35 AM

^^but she was hot as fuck

3/29/2007 8:51:39 AM

They are going to remake it as a porno with the title "Barely Legal Wolf". The wolf will indeed be a female and she will become the best member of the high school oil wrestling team. It's needs to be a lesbian flick however because I would hate to see what she could do with those teeth.

3/29/2007 11:10:40 AM

What league lets the offending fouler stand under the basket as the player shoots? thats fucking horseshit.

3/29/2007 12:49:37 PM

^lol yeah haha i remember that

3/29/2007 1:04:20 PM