I have to write a 10 pg Personal Autobiography for student conduct because of some trouble...has anyone else ever had to do this? I waited until the day before it's due to do it of course, and good god the guidelines are fucking ridiculous...

3/30/2007 12:30:24 AM

1st post!

3/30/2007 1:26:33 AM

Not here, I had to 'explain more on these incidents' about a couple suspensions in high school when I was applying to State totaling like a page, but if I were you I'd just try to fulfill the requirements as best ya can and not really care about the 10 page total which seems like that would be the toughest.

3/30/2007 1:41:49 AM

mine only had to be a couple pages, mine was also only underage drinking though which sounds like yours might be a little more trouble. good luck, be as smart ass as you possibly can in it, thats what i did

FUCK PAUL COUSINS FAGOT ASS

3/30/2007 10:19:39 AM

i had to write a 5 pager paper on why throwing eggs out of the window of my dorm room was a bad idea...... i turned it in late too, the rd didnt seem to mind so much cuz i said i had tons of other shit to do, is this auto biography the only punishment u got?

3/30/2007 10:30:56 AM

haha yeah i had to do that shit mine was 5-6 pages about drinking underage.....basically you can just give your total opinion the whole time

for instance i talked about how i didnt think drinking underage was a big deal b/c the drinking age is bullshit and my parents agree so they dont give a fuck and blah blah blah

3/30/2007 10:55:59 AM

^ yep same here

3/30/2007 10:59:16 AM

i say you buy one from someone and just turn it in.

3/30/2007 11:04:01 AM

Haha if only it was the only punishment i got...let's just say i'll be back in the fall...and i agree, fuck paul cousins faggot ass, the paper was about as smart ass as it could've possibly been

3/30/2007 12:45:20 PM

i had to write one on underage drinking. i copied and pasted the whole thing from some website. i don't think they really read it.

3/30/2007 12:48:00 PM

mine only had to be a couple pages, mine was also only underage drinking though which sounds like yours might be a little more trouble. good luck, be as smart ass as you possibly can in it, thats what i did


i said the same thing over and over, its not like its for a grade

3/30/2007 12:51:15 PM

paul cousins is nice

3/30/2007 1:02:13 PM

what I've learned from this thread is that writing assignments is not a very good punishment for you guys.

3/31/2007 3:52:59 PM

make up all sorts of crazy things, like the time you invaded Poland or how you invented AC power.

3/31/2007 8:08:16 PM

I had to write one but it only had to be a couple of pages. I ended up writing a huge 5 page rant on how this university is behind the times and how frivolous things get blown out of proportion, when the university can use this time and money for more productive things.

I never got a response back about it. Its like they just said ok I see some words on a page I assume he did the assignment.

3/31/2007 8:37:27 PM

he threatened to not let me graduate, and I ignored him

3/31/2007 9:32:58 PM

Yeah, I'll sell you mine. It's about this kid named Dumbass.

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3/31/2007 9:55:24 PM

I say take the assignment seriously for 1 page, then write several pages about how the university could improve the situation (more a proactive approach) so they don't happen as frequently. Most likely will never get read, but if it does, might actually do some good.

4/1/2007 10:05:45 AM

my roommate was suppose to do one on plagerism, he got caught cutting and pasting on a stupid HW assignment. The professor could of failed him but felt sorry for him and gave him a 0 on all the HW assignments and he got referred. He never did that paper though and passed the class.

4/7/2007 6:48:21 PM

This was an excellent first post.

4/7/2007 11:28:58 PM

1 1/2" margins all around.

14 point Verdana.

Clip Art.

4/8/2007 4:15:49 AM

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"my roommate was suppose to do one on plagerism, he got caught cutting and pasting on a stupid HW assignment. The professor could of failed him but felt sorry for him and gave him a 0 on all the HW assignments and he got referred. He never did that paper though and passed the class."

did he ever pick up the CD assignment?? b/c if he did he's gonna have to do the whole thing, they'll put a hold on his account

4/9/2007 12:10:28 PM