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war getting inducted in the HOF with a Padres hat on
war Oswaldo kissing his sons again in late October
war Big Hurt hitting #500

3/30/2007 9:34:01 AM

War! Huh. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing

I say 10 Wins for Mad Dog

[Edited on March 30, 2007 at 9:38 AM. Reason : .]

3/30/2007 9:38:37 AM

He will get 10 wins because his strike zone is 7 times the size of anyone else's

3/30/2007 9:51:50 AM

10 is the minimum he gets I say.

I'll also say he stays above .500

3/30/2007 9:53:20 AM

I hope he pisses on someone else.

3/30/2007 9:55:40 AM

a better prediction would be his ERA
I'm gonna say 4.96

3/30/2007 10:08:05 AM

i think he will get four wins. but only one is for himself

the others are for Steve Avery, John Smoltz, and Tom Glavine

3/30/2007 10:19:40 AM

I think he has a typical Maddux season of the last few years. 10-12 wins, 8-9 losses. 4.00 - 4.80 ERA

3/30/2007 10:21:40 AM

chicks dig the long ball

3/30/2007 10:46:29 AM

< 100 Ks

3/30/2007 10:47:34 AM

I'll take him yard.

3/30/2007 11:03:42 AM

14 wins, ERA 4ish, 23 rookie leg pissings

3/30/2007 11:21:56 AM

Haha, Maddux and the Giles brothers on the same team. That is going to be the gayest clubhouse in the history of sports. It's gonna make a John Amaechi postgame look straight.



[Edited on March 30, 2007 at 11:27 AM. Reason : here is a kurt rambis picture]

3/30/2007 11:24:46 AM

Quote :

"It's gonna make a John Amaechi postgame look straight."

except that no one knew he was gay, so his postgame probably did look straight.

3/30/2007 11:26:04 AM

Quote :

"Haha, Maddux and the Giles brothers on the same team."

What makes the Giles brothers and Maddux gay? If I had to name one ball player right now who I thought was gay, I'd say David Wright and his sissy voice.

3/30/2007 11:34:18 AM

Gayest doesn't necessarily mean actually gay. Have you heard what they do? Maddux pisses on the legs of all the rookies in the shower. Brian Giles is the guy who blows on guys backs in the shower, cracks his teammates backs in the shower, and said the thing he missed most about Pittsburgh was taking showers with Jason Kendall.

[Edited on March 30, 2007 at 11:38 AM. Reason : they are hilarious..]

3/30/2007 11:38:02 AM

^ Okay gotcha.

I know about the Maddux peeing on legs thing. I never heard that crap about Brian Giles so yes that is very gay. Maybe Marcus will straighten him out now that he's in SD too.

3/30/2007 11:48:57 AM

Based on voice alone, David Wright wins in a landslide for gayest MLB player

He needs to start smoking to make it more masculine

3/30/2007 11:52:58 AM

if any person, teammate or otherwise, attempted to urinate on my leg, I would impale their skull with a louisville fucking slugger.

3/30/2007 12:06:37 PM

I have never heard the story of pissing on someone's leg...that is pretty disgusting.

3/30/2007 12:08:18 PM

^ well... he did it in the shower.

3/30/2007 12:18:02 PM

We need an official all things MLB thread.

3/30/2007 12:30:48 PM

13 Ws
7 Ls

3.xx ERA

3/30/2007 1:07:35 PM

12 wins...4.5 era

3/30/2007 1:09:21 PM

Quote :

"war getting inducted in the HOF with a Padres hat on"

You're kidding right? No way he gets in with a fathers hat on. It'll most likely be the Braves or maybe the Cubs.


i say 12 wins.

3/30/2007 4:31:10 PM

14. dodgers shoulda tried to hold on to him.

4/1/2007 5:27:00 PM

Quote :

" During a game, Maddux appeared uncomfortable on the mound, leading Grace to think he might have pulled his groin. Upon going to the mound, Grace realized that Maddux was actually noticeably aroused, and remarked: "(laughing) Dude, you love to pitch, don't you?!""

4/5/2007 10:32:21 PM