GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
I'm looking for a specific quote in this section. It's the FroshKiller quote from wayyyyy back in the day.
It's basically a call out for all the freshman that want to post about religion. I heard it might have been c/p within the last few months in here.
Anyone know where it is? Unfortunately the original thread has been purged or otherwise lost to infinity. I posted this in CC too, but I know the regulars in here dont go to that section.
Thanks in advance for any help. 4/23/2007 4:26:40 PM |
guth Suspended 1694 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.brentroad.com/message_search.aspx?type=topic&searchstring=overrated+as+fuck+threads&username=&usertype=match&sortby=date&sortorder=descending&page= 4/23/2007 4:28:40 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
This is as close as I can get you.
http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=342035
He posts a link to the thread that you're talking about. However, it no longer leads anywhere. My guess is that the thread is no longer on the server.
[Edited on April 23, 2007 at 4:32 PM. Reason : wrong tags] 4/23/2007 4:32:31 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE
WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION
OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE" |
there's part of it, at least. lol4/23/2007 4:34:06 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I'm looking for a quote where I crushed his quote. Honestly, that rant of his isn't that good, especially compared to some of his other stuff I've seen. 4/23/2007 5:30:49 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
are you saying you crushed Frosh's "before you post that religion thread"?
somehow i missed.
pls to reprint, thx. 4/23/2007 6:12:10 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
it was reposted by your Student Senate President, in message_topic.aspx?topic=356226
Quote : | "Before you post that religion thread
Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.
Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID
LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET
NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING
IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE
WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND
THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW
SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY
HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS
THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT
ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?
I MEAN
HOLY FUCK
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!
WAKE THE FUCK UP
YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID
AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL
INCONSIDERATE
AND DISRESPECTFUL
BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE
AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER
BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT
FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM
TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU
BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET
I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE
GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY
THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE
WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST
YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE
STOP ARGUING WITH GARY
HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU
I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING
THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME
YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN
I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE
WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION
OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION
BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM
WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH
YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE
SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY
THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE
AND SMOKE IT
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID
and that's my word.
--FroshKiller
" |
[Edited on April 23, 2007 at 6:28 PM. Reason : ]4/23/2007 6:20:03 PM |
Scuba Steve All American 6931 Posts user info edit post |
and thats tonights word...
4/23/2007 6:22:33 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
what is the obsession with froshkiller
he's just a pissed off keyboard banger with a napoleon complex 4/23/2007 6:27:35 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148442 Posts user info edit post |
if froshkiller were to revamp that he'd have to throw in something about islam 4/23/2007 6:27:58 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "are you saying you crushed Frosh's "before you post that religion thread"?
somehow i missed.
pls to reprint, thx." |
Yeah, I think I crushed it once. In my opinion, at least...LOL
I can't remember where or when I did it, but it's not that difficult to imagine. His rant isn't that great.4/23/2007 9:10:20 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52839 Posts user info edit post |
haha, people hate on that because of its success
i've always thought it to be pretty good 4/23/2007 9:19:57 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
How can anyone hate this post? It's a piece of tww history! And even if I don't agree with religion, it's not as if the man doesn't make a point. 4/23/2007 9:28:55 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^^It may be because of its success.
I didn't think it was that great, but as more and more people became enamored of it, I was more and more not appreciating it.
I think we all know a couple kids that it could apply to. And that's why we identify with it so much. But 1) it's only a couple kids and 2) they're really easy targets. Not that impressive. 4/23/2007 9:58:53 PM |
spro All American 4329 Posts user info edit post |
actually, i know a lot of kids it applies to
get over yourself; it's funny and pretty much right on 4/23/2007 10:03:55 PM |
nutsmackr All American 46641 Posts user info edit post |
pierced fucking jew king.
how funny. hahahahahaha
not 4/23/2007 10:07:24 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Who are these other people that theDuke866 claims hate on it because of its success?
So far I'm the only I've seen who isn't like OMG THAT IS THE BEST EVER! CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK, FROSH?
It's not that great. When I was a kid, I noticed that a couple of my older cousins came back a little more annoying at the family reunion after their first year in college. And I watched as my aunts and uncles tolerated listening to their "new" ideas. I was a kid when I got over the fact that some kids get a little uppity when they learn something new, that they talk without thinking through things for themselves, that they're stupid sometimes. But Frosh is 24 or whatever and threatening to rip assholes open with a Bible. You don't think that's a little pathetic?
(For example, I'm sure there's some guy reading Frosh's post, thinking, "Yeah, I've already thought of all that and moved on. Maybe I should post a 'Before you post that Before you post that religion thread' thread.")
We can't all be at the exact same level of understanding when we communicate with one another. We're different ages and we come from different circumstances. It's not fair to fuss somebody out for not being at the same place as you. And you have to be a total douchebag to assume they're not going to think of something new, at least new to you.
[Edited on April 23, 2007 at 10:22 PM. Reason : sss] 4/23/2007 10:16:14 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Bridget, Frosh typed that up 4-5 years ago
you know, when he was 19, 20 4/23/2007 11:23:21 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^Actually, he was much older than that. 4/24/2007 12:54:12 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i love it. for a number of reasons. mainly because of the context in which it was delivered.
at the time, The SB was overrun on a regular basis of the same-old-religion threads, day after day, week after week, and every fucking noob that came on said the whole damn thing over and over.
it got to teh point taht it didnt matter if it was a pro-christian rant or an anti-christian rant, it was all the same bunch of :rolly-eyed-bullshit:
you could just see frosh finally snapping as he typed out that stream-of-consciousness rant. sure it wasnt the most profound or elegant or witty. but it gave a few good kicks to the head, and it said exactly what so many of us were thinking.
another reason i like it so much, is that if he had written it 10-15 years ago, it would have applied directly to myself
[Edited on April 24, 2007 at 1:11 AM. Reason : ] 4/24/2007 1:08:37 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
^ actually i lied.
it weren't no 10-15 years ago when it might have applied to me. ... he could have even been writing it towards me at that very time.
because i would often get in arguments about contraditions in the gospels.
and i still do occasionally.
[Edited on April 24, 2007 at 2:35 AM. Reason : ] 4/24/2007 2:35:29 AM |
synchrony7 All American 4462 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST
YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE" |
Yup. Including himself.
[Edited on April 27, 2007 at 11:30 AM. Reason : v]4/27/2007 11:28:32 AM |