LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
What's the best sex you ever had and what made it so good? 6/4/2007 12:43:58 AM |
Malice Suspended 1337 Posts user info edit post |
With the only girl I ever loved, room was lit by one candle awesome sex after an intense massage and I could cum inside her.
Yay
[Edited on June 4, 2007 at 12:47 AM. Reason : .] 6/4/2007 12:45:58 AM |
Sousapickle All American 3027 Posts user info edit post |
was with someone i loved
she didn't love me though 6/4/2007 12:52:44 AM |
Malice Suspended 1337 Posts user info edit post |
Yay 6/4/2007 12:53:27 AM |
9one9 All American 21497 Posts user info edit post |
with someone i loved
first time to music
slow and grindin type shit 6/4/2007 12:54:55 AM |
ActionPants All American 9877 Posts user info edit post |
was with someone i loved
it was the last time before she moved away and i never saw her again 6/4/2007 1:07:21 AM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
with someone i love so good we were exhausted and had the shakes and fell asleep in each other's arms 6/4/2007 1:09:29 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
jeez you people are sappy. i want juicy details. 6/4/2007 1:09:54 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
Was with someone I love
We drove down to Emerald Isle on a whim and rented a room in an otherwise empty hotel. No fear of interruption, all responsibilities a long ways away (both in terms of geography and of mindset), the fact that it was new and spontaneous, the bottle of Jack Daniels I brought...these were all contributing factors.
Oh, and it was still winter and the room hadn't been occupied for a while so it was freezing, so there was a necessary period of fooling around under the sheets just to get warm. 6/4/2007 1:11:33 AM |
Malice Suspended 1337 Posts user info edit post |
I told you I came inside her, right when she was coming I stepped it into overdrive.
She was clenching the sheets screaming oh god and cum in me cum in me.
So I did.
I remember collapsing on the bed and then having a difficult time stumbling to the bathroom afterwards. 6/4/2007 1:11:44 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
sounds pretty normal to me 6/4/2007 1:13:25 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
...and the e-pissing contest begins
I'm surprised it took this long 6/4/2007 1:13:53 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
with LuckezCharm 6/4/2007 1:14:06 AM |
Malice Suspended 1337 Posts user info edit post |
Well I admit it wasnt fucking 3 swedish triplets during half time at the superbowl but I was really into her 6/4/2007 1:15:11 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
as sappy as it sounds...just being in love with the girl can make all the difference in the world 6/4/2007 1:16:49 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
true 6/4/2007 1:18:34 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
well, yeah
but i'm just lookin to step up my game some, you know, be all that i can be like the army or whatever
so i want to know the best thing a girl can do, or something 6/4/2007 1:21:41 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
I don't have anything to compare it to, but I can't imagine that it would be anywhere near as good with someone I didn't care about.
Girlfriend > cum dumpster
^Oh, well, in that case...just be crazy into it. Eye contact also good. I will think of more as I go.
[Edited on June 4, 2007 at 1:22 AM. Reason : ] 6/4/2007 1:22:12 AM |
jlphipps All American 2083 Posts user info edit post |
based on this thread, apparently the best thing the girl can do is let you be in love with her. 6/4/2007 1:22:35 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
Well she wasn't terribly specific to begin with, now was she? 6/4/2007 1:23:20 AM |
Malice Suspended 1337 Posts user info edit post |
don't have a problem with giving me head after I've fucked you a bit.
Head in between position changes is $$$$$$$$$$$$ 6/4/2007 1:23:21 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
^^^if only it were that easy
^haha i didn't think guys on TWW would be that emotional
[Edited on June 4, 2007 at 1:24 AM. Reason : ] 6/4/2007 1:23:42 AM |
Malice Suspended 1337 Posts user info edit post |
play with the balls, tongue the balls.
Talk dirty shit to me, tell me how hard that dick is 6/4/2007 1:24:24 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Head in between position changes is $$$$$$$$$$$$" |
yep...and as always, make eye contact during said head6/4/2007 1:25:41 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so i want to know the best thing a girl can do, or something" |
Suprised no one has said something along the lines of doing all the work and letting you just lay back and relax.6/4/2007 1:27:58 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
haha yeah
i have no one to have sex with currently anyway, but when i do, i'm gonna be prepared next time haha 6/4/2007 1:29:15 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
[/sandwich] 6/4/2007 1:29:32 AM |
Malice Suspended 1337 Posts user info edit post |
My first suggestion did involve getting my dick sucked 6/4/2007 1:29:36 AM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
With a woman who was 10 years older than me, hands down.
She knew what she wanted and what I wanted.
[Edited on June 4, 2007 at 1:31 AM. Reason : ] 6/4/2007 1:30:32 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
/sandwich?? now i am hungry haha.
this thread stemmed from me reading this facebook group earlier
http://ncst.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224421273
i didn't even know there were that many things that could go wrong 6/4/2007 1:31:12 AM |
fredbot3000 All American 5835 Posts user info edit post |
dirty sloppy angry post drunken fighting sex is always the best 6/4/2007 1:31:16 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
Really the biggest thing is just to be visibly (and audibly) into it yourself. Any guy that's not at least pretty pleased with that has some weird fetish, and to get any further will involve him specifically saying (or demonstrating) what he personally wants to happen.
And, of course, if you're any tolerable sex partner at all, you'll always be acting somewhat into it...but to do the best you can, then lay it on as thick as you can without obviously overacting. 6/4/2007 1:32:34 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Really the biggest thing is just to be visibly (and audibly) into it yourself. Any guy that's not at least pretty pleased with that has some weird fetish, and to get any further will involve him specifically saying (or demonstrating) what he personally wants to happen.
And, of course, if you're any tolerable sex partner at all, you'll always be acting somewhat into it...but to do the best you can, then lay it on as thick as you can without obviously overacting.
" |
That, and not letting your insecurities about yourself or your body get in the way of a good time. Granted, that applies outside of the bedroom too, and should be common sense, but that doesn't mean it's not worth repeating.
And I don't give a damn if I'm a chick...this is one of those times that honorary penis allows me to speak 6/4/2007 1:34:41 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
The facebook list seems solid. I don't have experience with all of them, but I'll drink to #24
Goddamn girlfriend is even lazier than me. 6/4/2007 1:36:39 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
twenty dollar no holler. 6/4/2007 1:42:19 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Talk dirty shit to me, tell me how hard that dick is" |
Hahaha that kinda shit always makes me laugh in the middle of it and kind of ruins the mood.6/4/2007 2:01:10 AM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
Um, when done by a pro it can be way fucking hot. 6/4/2007 2:05:57 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18191 Posts user info edit post |
Obviously it can come out in a funny way, but just as obviously it can come out in an incredibly fucking hot way. 6/4/2007 2:08:15 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " I smoke all the time. I even smoke when I'm havin' sex.
'course it pisses her off when the ashtray keeps falling off her ass.
OHHHH! " |
6/4/2007 2:13:25 AM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "28. Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't. Its your choice to stop, but don't look all fucking surprised when he's confused. You got him naked in your bed, what else did you think was going to happen?" |
ahahaha6/4/2007 2:48:02 AM |
JohnnyTHM All American 18177 Posts user info edit post |
after a horrible, drunken night of yelling at me and basically confessing to cheating me, i woke up in another room and she woke up with another guy in the bed. she kicked him out, woke me up and had guilt sex with me.
she must have been feeling really guilty cause she rocked my face off.
hate sex is where its at, people. 6/4/2007 3:50:37 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "she rocked my face off" |
you put your face up in that, after some other dude hosed it down?
thats hardcore, dude.
6/4/2007 3:53:34 AM |
JohnnyTHM All American 18177 Posts user info edit post |
its a term of phrase, i wrapped up and didnt go below the belt myself
but i see what you did there 6/4/2007 3:57:49 AM |
Sayer now with sarcasm 9841 Posts user info edit post |
The best sex I've ever had has always been the most unexpected, out of nowhere sex possible. I can't pick just one time, I'm thinking of three, and all three happened with little or no warning. Plus it was never started by me, it was the girl grabbing me and giving me that "I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you" look.
Damn good stuff 6/4/2007 6:37:46 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
nope
not giving a truthful response to this
except for this one 6/4/2007 6:40:27 AM |
OneNighter86 Suspended 8017 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so i want to know the best thing a girl can do, or something
" |
no condom
throw your back into it
dirty talk and know how to suck a dick ( no teeth, all tongue )
and finally, let a brotha cum in you because you know... thats the icing on the cake6/4/2007 6:42:11 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "she must have been feeling really guilty cause she rocked my face off.
hate sex is where its at, people." |
there's no better sex than post argument quasi makeup sex.
still pissed off just enough to hate the person, but still care enough about them to wnat to make it right.
on a sorta related note, ive got a problem
i tend to have the best sex with girls i cant stand. merely b/c i fucking loathe them and just end up destroying them. this in turn makes them more inescapable, b/c well, i'm an addict. then it always seems to work out in a way that out of nowhere the girl turns out ot be one of the ones that just LOVES to get rough. i often get into drunk moods where i just want to fuck and fuck hard, and even though i fucking hate you i love fucking you. choking, really hard hair pulling (like reigns while im ravaging from the back), saying just awful things... it's a dark place that you can go to.
then when i really, really like a girl, i get too worried about what I am doing, and often times end up not doing as well b/c im more concerned about them, and nervous.
it's a vicious cycle folks.6/4/2007 6:54:19 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
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EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
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EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
dammit 6/4/2007 7:10:26 AM |