69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
It's been a great 3 years so far, you been with me through good times and bad.
When I first saw you on that lot in Newport News, you had been overlooked for weeks since you had 108k miles on you, but I knew you had potential, and that I could probably jew the dealer down to $8,000, even though your sticker said $13k. When the dealer let me take you home to look over, you let me go all inside of you on the first night, and you looked damn good, even though you thought you were just a rebound after my previous truck got stolen.
You've never failed me through the years as my daily driver, I've flogged you, gone 20k on oil changes, hauled three times your gvw, done burnouts at every opportunity, and neglected any and all maintenance, wash you twice a year, but you just keep going. You left a pissed off South Carolina state trooper stuck in a soybean field and kept me out of jail that day, and hauled over half the shit for Jeepman's garage. You wake up all the neighbors and set off car alarms a 6am when I go to work, and send little children running into their houses in the afternoon.
Hopefully you have another 200k left in you, and this summer you'll be getting a new bumper, skid plates and sliders, a 14 bolt rear end, a 4l80e tranny, 4.56 gears, and a winch, all the shit I've been putting off because I just haven't had the time, and you deserve it. 6/4/2007 9:15:15 PM |
gk2004 All American 6237 Posts user info edit post |
A man and his truck 6/4/2007 9:19:06 PM |
tripleD4u All American 6247 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha this made me LOL hahah 6/4/2007 9:19:19 PM |
gk2004 All American 6237 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You left a pissed off South Carolina state trooper stuck in a soybean field and kept me out of jail that day" |
Now thats love6/4/2007 9:21:05 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
when you top out at 90 mph, you gotta use every advantage you have to make to the state line 6/4/2007 9:26:09 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I don't even have that luxury. 73 is the best the Cummins will push that shitheap. 6/4/2007 10:38:55 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
an 03 banks engineering streetb legal dodge outran a prostreet truck on pinks today 6/4/2007 10:59:25 PM |
MrUniverse All American 26072 Posts user info edit post |
useless without pics 6/5/2007 8:15:20 AM |
tawaitt All American 1443 Posts user info edit post |
hey keith are you staying in Tryon Pines? There is a truck similar to yours parked there 6/5/2007 9:46:38 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
^ yep
[Edited on June 5, 2007 at 9:48 AM. Reason : and its gonna stay parked till gas goes down some] 6/5/2007 9:48:22 AM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
what's the mpg on that baby? 6/5/2007 9:59:46 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
7-8 around town 10-12 on the highway 6/5/2007 10:11:54 AM |
tawaitt All American 1443 Posts user info edit post |
me and dcwalton live in there too, on betry place in the culdesac, 2 red chevy's and a red jeep in the drive usually 6/5/2007 11:20:38 AM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
you probably saw me doing laps around the hood on my motorcycle yesterday tryin to get my video camera set up right 6/5/2007 11:41:25 AM |