as per what i heard on tv:

6/17/2007 2:50:49 AM

He's a 16-time world champion.

That sounds about right.

6/17/2007 3:04:33 AM

Haha I just had my tv on that shit, haha, Smackdown draft or some shit, haha. WOOOOO!

6/17/2007 3:06:30 AM

^hahahha man i aint watched wrestling in forever but it seemed so much cooler...WHEN I WAS IN THE 7TH GRADE...lol

6/17/2007 3:13:39 AM

My friend fucked his daughter

She was OK looking but her face looked too much like her dads for her to be hot

6/17/2007 5:03:01 AM

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" She was OK looking but her face looked too much like her dads for her to be hot"

probably could have gotten over it

6/17/2007 7:33:39 AM

"The John Daly of wrestling"

6/17/2007 4:56:43 PM

SCOTT HALL IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER YOU SCROTUM!

6/18/2007 12:50:00 AM

I was referring to his massive amount of personal problems and alcoholism.

But yeah, he was always one of my favorites.

6/18/2007 12:53:47 AM

I remember when he "puked" on that black guy that always came out with the nWo guys (Vince?)...that was awesome

\/ He had the Figure 4 Leglock too man...

[Edited on June 18, 2007 at 1:00 AM. Reason : a]

6/18/2007 12:57:48 AM

Maybe if Tiger Woods was like 500 years old with a giant tan and had a horrible, horrible signature move (knife chop? come on).

Ric Flair is at most notable because he was around during the Golden Age of Wrestling, but come on. Watching those old matches compared to the shit you see today is so boring. This includes Hogan and his famous leg drop.

6/18/2007 12:58:16 AM

so who is the fuzzy zoehler of wrestling?

6/18/2007 12:58:27 AM

^^yea dude, what the hell are you talking about? his signature move has always been the figure-4 leg lock. And ric flair was a pretty damn athletic wrestler for like 25 years.

6/18/2007 1:12:54 AM

yeah

i know

but he also does a knife chop

6/18/2007 1:23:40 AM

Yeah, but you said "horrible, horrible signature move" about the chop, as if the Figure Four doesn't even exist.

Anyway, there's a reason every wrestling audience in the world yells "woo" whenever ANYONE throws a knife edge, and that reason is that Ric Flair is a living legend. I don't really have any interest in watching him wrestle at this point, but I'm not going to tell him he can't.

Now, we can discuss whether the Flair Flop or the inverted turnbuckle is the more ridiculous oversell. I vote inverted turnbuckle all the way.

6/18/2007 1:36:57 AM

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""The John Daly of wrestling" "

haha i stopped reading after this cause its probably the best post in this thread

6/18/2007 1:48:50 AM

Razor Ramon was Scarface as fuck

6/18/2007 4:16:02 PM

^i still remember the first time he was on wcw...he walked through the crowd and was like yeah yall know who i am

i was like oh shit razor ramon is on wcw now!

6/18/2007 4:17:38 PM

The scott peterson of wrestling

6/26/2007 3:42:27 PM

is tiger woods a cokehead?

6/26/2007 3:44:37 PM

D'OH

[Edited on June 26, 2007 at 4:01 PM. Reason : got me]

6/26/2007 3:50:27 PM

tiger should start wearing robes on the course

6/26/2007 3:51:18 PM

I always associated that with Bret Hart

6/26/2007 3:53:08 PM

^you are right, i didn't even think twice typing that up. Thanks

6/26/2007 4:02:07 PM