God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
How would you go about making a car untowable?
Aside from the obvious (making the car out of cement, square wheels) what could you do? Are really heavy super duty trucks heavier than the max towing capacity? Could you some how electrify the exterior? 6/20/2007 1:30:19 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
big ass concrete anchor plus logging chain 6/20/2007 1:32:01 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Well let's think of it in a sense of keeping the car looking relatively normal and keeping it daily drivable. Would there be a way to make a small-size sedan like a honda civic into an untowable vehicle? 6/20/2007 1:33:04 PM |
Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
Parking pass would 6/20/2007 1:38:23 PM |
slut All American 8357 Posts user info edit post |
daily driveable & untowable. while its certainly possible, lets just go ahead & get it out there that you won't be able to accomplish this. 6/20/2007 1:44:59 PM |
Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
optmusprimer has an untowable vehicle. in terms that it would be hard to get a hold of it without fuckin it up
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69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
^ that doesnt matter, they arent responsible for damages, if my truck can be towed, anything can 6/20/2007 1:50:15 PM |
Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
tr00, two big ole tow truck drivers could prolly pick up optmuses bug and load it on a flatbed safely anyhow haha
[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 1:52 PM. Reason : .] 6/20/2007 1:51:59 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
long as you can get dollys under it and stick it, theres no way to keep it from getting towed, without damage to your car 6/20/2007 1:57:22 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "daily driveable & untowable. while its certainly possible, lets just go ahead & get it out there that you won't be able to accomplish this." |
I'm not trying to do anything. I just thought it would be a fun topic to think about. I think they should try it on Mythbusters or something...6/20/2007 2:02:58 PM |
moparnum5 All American 705 Posts user info edit post |
where's the myth? 6/20/2007 2:07:11 PM |
baonest All American 47902 Posts user info edit post |
even if it was a cement car or had square wheels.. a roll back can tow pretty much anything. 6/20/2007 2:10:11 PM |
stowaway All American 11770 Posts user info edit post |
10000lb lowrider dropped on the frame 6/20/2007 2:17:46 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
I guess you could carry around a big ass chain and park near light poles or anything else solid. Basically you'd just have to make them say fuck it, it's not worth it. 6/20/2007 2:20:18 PM |
Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.bizarrefun.com/Products%20FAH8200.htm
[Edited on June 20, 2007 at 2:23 PM. Reason : permanently laminate it to your windshield] 6/20/2007 2:22:42 PM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
like 69 said, there's pretty much nothing they can't tow with dollys.
i got a durango towed in atlanta one time with it wedged in between two curbs, in 4wd, wheels turned, and hooked up to a 16ft. trailer. they took the whole thing.
i can't think of anything you could do and still keep a vehicle "normal".
i do wonder if my bus could be towed... they'd have to bring in a pretty big truck equipped with a sling to grab it from the rear bumper/frame. the rear overhang is too much for any normal boom/dolly setup. 6/20/2007 2:40:09 PM |
Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
i bet you them fucker will look at it as a challange you should park it somewheer towing enforced some time 6/20/2007 3:17:45 PM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
i have. when i was picking it up in charlseton, i had nowhere to park it at the guy's house i was staying at. so i parked it across the street behind a piggly wiggly with a 14ft. trailer and tahoe in tow. assholes slapped those big orange stickers ALL over everything. two on the bus, one on the trailer, and two on the tahoe. we managed to peel four of them back off, and plastered them on the glass of the store.
i was parked illegally, but it was on a public street, it wasn't blocking traffic, and there was no need for that many stickers. 6/20/2007 3:22:40 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Like what if you somehow electrified the body of the car? is that possible? how about some sort of mechanism that prevented the car from being lifted off the ground, think people! 6/20/2007 3:30:40 PM |
moparnum5 All American 705 Posts user info edit post |
I think that would be illegal, but honestly they don't even need to touch the body of the car to tow it. 6/20/2007 3:32:51 PM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
considering it's illegal to booby trap your land against trespassers, i would imagine the same holds true for a vehicle. especially if you're actually parked illegally. 6/20/2007 3:42:25 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Ok well throw legality out of the window 6/20/2007 3:46:11 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i got a durango towed in atlanta one time with it wedged in between two curbs, in 4wd, wheels turned, and hooked up to a 16ft. trailer. they took the whole thing." |
How in the world did they pull that off?6/20/2007 4:27:15 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
get some fake tags and window clings that say "PROPERTY OF THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERMENT"
i wonder if they'd tow that. 6/20/2007 4:32:18 PM |
Noen All American 31346 Posts user info edit post |
put a bodykit on it with air suspension to lower it flush with the ground, and throw in some cement reinforcing around it. Aint no way they'll be able to get anything under it to snatch it up and if they try they will fuck up the truck. 6/20/2007 5:17:36 PM |
jcscoopsunc All American 1717 Posts user info edit post |
^yea, air suspension is the key. a lotta of trucks with bags could get by easily.. 6/20/2007 5:28:30 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
build it with no corners or tow hooks and airbag suspension 6/20/2007 5:47:26 PM |
Noen All American 31346 Posts user info edit post |
^doesnt matter, if they can clear under the car they will scoop it from the tires.
go to keep the entire car flush with the ground, and leave in in neutral so any push-under attempt will just move the whole car. Also flare the lip out at the bottom to force the forks up instead of down. 6/20/2007 5:54:50 PM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
DURRRR the awnser is to drive a tow truck yourself. The other tow driver will leave your shit alone. 6/20/2007 5:59:18 PM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
they could still get a bagged vehicle up with dollys. unless you had pretty much zero clearance between the lower portion of the fender and tire, but then you wouldn't be steering either.
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jpark10 Veteran 443 Posts user info edit post |
park in a parking space next to a curb and then cut your wheels into the curb when you park. i think that works...maybe not...
my shit got almost towed the other night at fucking 3:00 in the morning. thank god my room mate was still up drinking, he saw that shit happening and walked out there and stopped him. 6/20/2007 6:17:06 PM |
guth Suspended 1694 Posts user info edit post |
^if they cant pull it out they'll just drag it out and then lift it 6/20/2007 6:25:36 PM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "park in a parking space next to a curb and then cut your wheels into the curb when you park. i think that works...maybe not..." |
Quote : | "i got a durango towed in atlanta one time with it wedged in between two curbs" |
6/20/2007 6:29:35 PM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "they arent responsible for damages" |
nah, actually they are. my ram was towed out of the UT parking deck once. it was when i had a rollbar with lights on top of it, and they hit the ceiling with the lights and messed them up. they payed for them.6/20/2007 6:31:27 PM |
guth Suspended 1694 Posts user info edit post |
a guy from high school got a new transmission in his subaru because of a towing company, they are responsible for damage 6/20/2007 7:16:47 PM |
optmusprimer All American 30318 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "they could still get a bagged vehicle up with dollys. unless you had pretty much zero clearance between the lower portion of the fender and tire, but then you wouldn't be steering either." |
yeah if you are going to try and get around being towed by lowering, you need hydraulics and/or a body drop so that you can really plant the frame on the ground. the hyadraulics would help cause if you have them right you can set the car down and pick up the wheels off the ground.6/20/2007 7:52:35 PM |
gk2004 All American 6237 Posts user info edit post |
Anything can be towed with enough time and resources 6/20/2007 8:36:01 PM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
^^good call. something layin frame with the body right there too and the wheels tucked up just might do the trick... 6/20/2007 10:17:57 PM |
kylekatern All American 3291 Posts user info edit post |
Esp if you have something with cased in rear tires, similar to how a lot of older sedans had, park head in, no way tog et to the rear tires or rear end to lift or move it. I have seen a larger truck that was 'secured' by taking off the tires on one side with it on jack stands, he placed a big ass locking cover over the axle ends thus preventing the tires from being remounted. Not imposible to tow or take, but hard. I have also seen a trick we do at some jobsites, park 2 vehicles VERY close side by side, cable lock the wheels together front and rear. Makes it so you cannot just get a long ass flatbed to grab them both. Anything that makes your vehicle too wide to move easily works for most tow truck companies. 6/21/2007 12:45:49 AM |
BigBlueRam All American 16852 Posts user info edit post |
where's that thread of the civic owner that took his wheel with a boot attached off his car... 6/21/2007 1:53:35 AM |
carzak All American 1657 Posts user info edit post |
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Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
wtf is that gonna do? 6/21/2007 11:48:56 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I think that grate might be welded shut. It looks like there might be a bead. 6/21/2007 12:01:43 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
6/21/2007 12:14:12 PM |
slut All American 8357 Posts user info edit post |
6/21/2007 12:30:56 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43410 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that doesnt matter, they arent responsible for damages, if my truck can be towed, anything can" |
Yeah as stated totally not true. I had a buddy who's WRX was towed at UNC, they totally destroyed his transmission. He didn't pay a dime, but had to do a lot of bitching to get to that point.
What I usually do is crank the wheel to one side, leave the transmission in first gear, and put the parking brake on. I mean that locks both axles. I've never been towed, but I've been good about staying out of those zones.
Now, one time my apt complex almost towed me. I'd been working on my front brakes, so the front of my car was up on jackstands, with no wheels/brakes. This part of my car was against the curb. They gave me 24 hr notice to put the stuff back on or they were gonna tow. I'm pretty interested in how they planned on towing a car from the back, when there was nothing on the front to rest on the road.
[Edited on June 21, 2007 at 1:21 PM. Reason : a]6/21/2007 1:19:46 PM |
JIP2587 All American 596 Posts user info edit post |
^x6
Wouldn't that be stealing city property if they towed the car and took the grate too?
Edit: ^ Locking both axles won't do anything for ya. I've had my car towed with the tranny in park (front axle) and the back locked by the parking brake. They'll just lift one end and dolly the other or drag it up onto a flat bed.
[Edited on June 21, 2007 at 1:24 PM. Reason : .] 6/21/2007 1:22:43 PM |