LMAO

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/london-bomb-%27not-scary-enough%27,-brown-tells-mi5-20070629249/

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"LONDON BOMB 'NOT SCARY ENOUGH', BROWN TELLS MI5 PRIME Minister Gordon Brown has dismissed the latest London bomb scare as "feeble" and "unlikely to frighten the public". Mr Brown is understood to be disappointed with MI5's effort, describing it as "half-arsed and transparent". A source close to Brown said: "The PM wanted to start things off by scaring the absolute, holy shit out of people. "A badly driven Merc with a couple of gas bottles in the back does not cut the mustard. "We asked for Arabic literature on the passenger seat, a map of Whitehall with big red crosses on it and a huge controlled explosion on live television. Someone will be getting their backside felt for this." The source added: "We're trying to introduce ID cards, imprisonment without trial and swingeing restrictions on freedom of speech. "We wouldn't be able to force through new parking regulations on the back of this pile of arse." Police say they are looking for "a man" in connection with the incident in London's Haymarket. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Our investigations are currently centred on a man. If you see a man you should react with complete terror and run screaming into the nearest busy shop or pub.""

7/2/2007 8:13:21 PM

ok

that is hilarious

7/2/2007 8:17:50 PM

This al-CIA-duh terra'ist threat is some real shit. Car bombs people!! I'm scared to fucking death. Can we finally give up the rest of our liberties so that the glorious government can "keep us safe"?? We MUST give up our liberties in order to "get security." I'm ready to turn in my guns whenever they ask.

Them Islamofascists in Britain are hardcore and dangerous. I don't know what they should do. But one thing's for sure. They should continue to allow MASSIVE muslim immigration. That shows that the govt truly recognizes and is dealing with the threat.

7/2/2007 9:22:31 PM

reminds me of a scene from "Children of Men'

7/2/2007 10:43:40 PM

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2007/010707exposeshysteria.htm

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"Ex-CIA Man Exposes Hysteria Of Car "Bomb" Terror London car bombs would not have killed anyone, government using terrorist tactics by hyping fear to morph society Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Sunday, July 1, 2007 Countering the frothing rabid hysteria that is being whipped up by a fervent media in response to three failed car "bomb" attacks in the last few days in the UK, ex-CIA agent Larry Johnson joined Keith Olbermann to underscore the truth behind the madness - that the so-called bombs were primitive at best and would not have killed anybody. [...] As Johnson outlines, fewer than 50,000 people worldwide have died as a result of terror attacks since the 60's, and as we recently highlighted, accident causing deer, swimming pools and peanut allergies have all proven more deadly than international terrorism. The true extent of the damage that could have been caused by these recent attacks pales in comparison to the overblown exaggerated hype that the authorities have claimed and that the media has willingly parroted. [...] Since the very definition of terrorism is to influence government policy not by the attack itself but by hyping fear of new attacks, the government of Gordon Brown is engaging in terrorism by strongly intimating that fresh attacks are inevitable."

Wha?? You mean the govt & establishment are the REAL terrorists? No way.

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"You believe everything you read on the internet?"

Of course not. And if someone were to do that, wouldn't they contradict themself on virtually every issue? The internet, given that it has real freedom of expression, actually has dissenting viewpoints on major issues.

The establishment media, on the other hand, offers you really only one view on the major issues...eg, all establishment propaganda....errrrrr "news sources"...say that "al Qaida carried out 9/11" and therefore lay down the premise that the "war on terror" is legitimate.

You see...forming your opinions by reading a wide variety of views/information actually takes some thought and work. It involves cutting through the crap, thinking logically, and making decisions. If I want to be a politically correct lemming, however, it's much easier...I can just sit back and believe whatever the establishment media spoon feeds me and tells me to believe.

[Edited on July 3, 2007 at 10:33 AM. Reason : .]

7/3/2007 10:32:19 AM

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"Someone will be getting their backside felt for this."

Sounds like a jolly good time!

7/3/2007 4:37:58 PM