http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7617

7/7/2007 4:15:06 PM

kinda tasteless considering.

7/7/2007 4:25:44 PM

ultimate warrior is fucking insane lmao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg

[Edited on July 7, 2007 at 4:38 PM. Reason : .]

7/7/2007 4:37:47 PM

hahaha, "queering"

7/7/2007 4:51:23 PM

Under normal circumstances, I'd say this is the dumbest thing you've ever posted, but I'm not willing to go that far with you, iphotou.

7/7/2007 5:14:49 PM

thing is, they're not wrong about the first three... i'm surprised that Robers, Hellwig, and The Sheik have made it as long as they have...

Ric Flair will never die... he'll just age for the next few million years, eventually dieing while holding the reptilian Space Pope in a figure-four leglock

but yeah, it is pretty tasteless... even if i can see where they're coming from...

[Edited on July 7, 2007 at 5:22 PM. Reason : It should be noted, Shiek is 67 according to the article, so he's getting on in years anyway]

7/7/2007 5:21:55 PM

They left Stone Cold off the list...remember when that car ran over Austin?

7/7/2007 5:23:30 PM

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"Ric Flair will never die... he'll just age for the next few million years, eventually dieing while holding the reptilian Space Pope in a figure-four leglock "

LMAO

best post ever

7/7/2007 5:23:51 PM

i kinda thought he tried too hard on that one

7/7/2007 6:04:37 PM

You thought wrong

7/7/2007 6:11:45 PM

No no, he's right, i tried to hard, and ultimately contradicted myself...

I just had a really funny image in my head and went with it, but I was too tired to do it right, my apologies for the lackluster performance.

7/7/2007 6:19:09 PM

NOT TO ASK

BUT JUST TO GIVE

7/7/2007 6:19:16 PM

I think Woody from ATH models himself after The Ultimate Warrior

7/8/2007 3:06:04 AM

wait

Dusty Rhodes is still alive?

7/8/2007 10:38:33 AM

a fauxporn magazine tasteless?

7/8/2007 12:41:47 PM

I WAS SENT IN A CAPSULE FROM A PLACE FAR FROM HERE, AND I CAME HERE FOR ONE REASON: TO ATTACK AND KEEP COMING. NOT TO ASK, BUT JUST TO GIVE, NOT TO WANT, BUT JUST TO SEND, SEND THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR DOWN EVERYBODY'S THROAT IN THE WWF TILL THEY BECOME SICK OF IT. WELL YOU'RE GOING TO GET SICK OF IT, BECAUSE THIS FREAK OF NATURE RIGHT HERE IS JUST BEGINNING TO SWELL. AND WHEN I GET BIG ENOUGH BROTHER, THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ROOM FOR ANYBODY ELSE BUT ME AND ALL THE WARRIORS FLOATING THROUGH THE VEINS AND THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR.

I LOOK ABOVE TO THE GODS AND WHEN YOU FALL BELOW THE SKELETONS OF THE WARRIOR'S PAST THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS WILL BECOME THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.

NORMAL PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS EVERYDAY, WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR ONLY BREATHES THE AIR THAT SMELLS OF COMBAT. WITH OR WITHOUT THE FACEPAINT, I AM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

HOW MUST I PREPARE YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF, SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD? SHOULD I LAY IN THE LAWN AND LET THEM RUN OVER ME WITH LAWNMOWERS, SHOULD I GO TO AFRICA AND LET THEM TRAMPLE ME WITH RAGING ELEPHANTS?

IN MY FINAL MEETING WITH THE GODS FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE, AS THEY SPOKE TO ME AND HIT ME WITH THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR THEY TOLD ME

ACTION STAGE LEFT, ACTION STAGE RIGHT, THERE IS NO WHERE TO RUN.

DIG YOUR CLAWS INTO MY ORGANS, SCRATCH INTO MY (inaudible), DIG YOUR ANCHORS INTO MY BONES, FOR THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL.

7/8/2007 12:48:10 PM

Quote :

"wait Dusty Rhodes is still alive?"

Not only is he still alive, he's probably going to punch Randy Orton in the ring tomorrow.

7/8/2007 3:29:25 PM