Patron: Waiter

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[The waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

7/16/2007 8:45:06 AM

*crickets chirping*

7/16/2007 9:00:08 AM

yeah this thread was not a good idea buddy

7/16/2007 9:13:43 AM

i found it humorous

7/16/2007 9:21:23 AM

Yeah, I did too. Get over yourself Aficionado.

7/16/2007 9:41:56 AM

THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE AWESOME EMAILS THAT COOL PEOPLE FORWARD TO ALL THEIR FRIENDS.

7/16/2007 9:45:14 AM

Quote :

"Yeah, I did too. Get over yourself Aficionado."

well no shit that you found it humorous buddy

you posted it

still doesnt change the fact that the content is shit and this is a horrible thread and your sense of humor sucks

7/16/2007 9:49:43 AM

Patron: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup

Waiter: Hey, I'm Steve Jobs, the fly is supposed to be there

Patron: OMG THIS IS THE BEST TASTING FLY EVER

7/16/2007 10:12:40 AM

^hahaha

7/16/2007 10:22:15 AM

Quote :

"well no shit that you found it humorous buddy you posted it "

haha

[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ^^ that was funny too. almost makes the unfunny bill gates story worth it]

7/16/2007 10:28:16 AM

this kind of shit belongs in CHIT CHAT

actually it belongs in your mom's inbox along with the rest of the forward spam from the 1990's

7/16/2007 11:30:24 AM

alright alright i get it. never again will i try to bring the slightest bit of humor into tech talk. I apologize.

lock, delete, stop the crying

7/16/2007 11:41:28 AM

Pi/10

7/16/2007 12:01:05 PM

Quote :

"alright alright i get it. never again will i try to bring the slightest bit of humor into tech talk. I apologize. lock, delete, stop the crying"

nah just never bring any more ten year old chain mail email spam that wasn't funny the first time into Tech Talk.

but I did lol over:

Quote :

"Patron: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup Waiter: Hey, I'm Steve Jobs, the fly is supposed to be there Patron: OMG THIS IS THE BEST TASTING FLY EVER"

that almost made this thread worth it

[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ]

7/16/2007 12:18:23 PM

Quote :

"Patron: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup Waiter: Hey, I'm Steve Jobs, the fly is supposed to be there Patron: OMG THIS IS THE BEST TASTING FLY EVER"

truly? i laffed.

7/16/2007 12:28:26 PM