joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
... for trying to solicit a male prostitute.
Quote : | "Florida representative charged with peddling oral sex
Florida state representative Bob Allen held a tearful press conference after being arrested and charged with peddling oral sex for $20 to an undercover officer, the Orlando Sentinel reports.
Bob Allen, a married Republican from Merritt Island, was charged with solicitation to commit prostitution. He was later released after posting $500 bail.
"I am filing a not guilty plea," Allen said at a press conference Thursday. "I am going to vigorously fight this. I am not resigning my office ... This is an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust on me and my family ... "
He was first elected to the Florida house in 2000 and is currently chairman of the house committee on energy. In March, Allen cosponsored HB269, the Lewdness and Indecent Exposure Bill ... [and] about six years ago, he was one of 21 Florida legislators to sign Gov. Jeb Bush's friend-of-the-court brief supporting the state's ban on gays adopting children...
Local police were on burglary detail at Veteran’s Memorial Park in Titusville, Fla.—about 40 miles east of Orlando—when they noticed a suspicious man, walking in and out of the public bathroom. An undercover officer went into a bathroom stall, and moments later Allen approached the stall and offered to perform oral sex on the officer in exchange for $20, according to the report." |
what the fuck is up with you republicans always hating sex, then getting caught with your pants down? i swear, this shit doesn't seem to happen to democrats. only time democrats get busted it seems, is when some cranky old cunt of a republican snitches on them, and gets some self-righteous stick-up-the-ass republican prosecutor to divert a few hundred million hunting down a consensual blowjob.
but now the republicans... they always gotta be hittin on kids, and/or hiding prostitutes, or chasing poor old ladies around their office yelling "suck it suck it"
how can any self respecting conservative even admit they're part of this corrupt decaying soulless pit of trash called the GOP, is beyond me.
7/20/2007 1:52:33 AM |
msb2ncsu All American 14033 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "An undercover officer went into a bathroom stall, and moments later Allen approached the stall and offered to perform oral sex on the officer in exchange for $20, according to the report."" |
I mean who does this shit? I thought the whole public restroom solicitation thing was just a joke.7/20/2007 2:16:55 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42541 Posts user info edit post |
^ yeah that scenario is just
usually people who do that shit do it because they need the money more than they want to do that shit. those who actually are interested in the sex act would hook up with someone in a bar and do it without any money involved.
so what about him? did he need the money? or is he really into anonymous gay sex acts with strangers? OR BOTH? 7/20/2007 2:22:17 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i was under the impression that he offered the undercover cop $20 to let him suck his dick.... but i guess it's not clear.
[Edited on July 20, 2007 at 2:32 AM. Reason : ] 7/20/2007 2:29:47 AM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder where HookGeezer is to play "devil's advocate" for this guy? Or the other sleezeball that Greg posted. 7/20/2007 3:16:31 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
conspicuously absent. 7/22/2007 12:59:29 AM |
SourPatchin All American 1898 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""I am filing a not guilty plea," Allen said at a press conference Thursday. "I am going to vigorously fight this. I am not resigning my office ... This is an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust on me and my family ... "" |
Some unidentifiable being has "thrust" this on his family...
Grow a set and own up. That's what I do.7/22/2007 1:16:38 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That's what I do." |
that's what you do when you get caught soliciting sex to undercover agents in public restrooms?
well, that is admirable. i guess that's why i've always liked you Bridget 7/22/2007 1:24:02 AM |
SourPatchin All American 1898 Posts user info edit post |
I know he can't cop to it right now.
But he's patronizing all of us and himself acting like this.
7/22/2007 1:29:33 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
hes a piece of shit, and i have no sympathy for him.
but i think at this point, all he's thinking about is his wife and daughter.
at least, if he has even a shred of conscience, he is
it's so gotta suck for them.
7/22/2007 1:58:48 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wonder where HookGeezer is to play 'devil's advocate' for this guy? Or the other sleezeball that Greg posted." |
HockeyRomancesHimselfInThePants
Fuck you, motherfucker. I am not "anti-gay," and you will not find one post from me that supports such a position. In addition, I am not a Republican--as I have posted many times before, you fucking troll. Can you fucking read? STFU!
You, too, joe_shithead. Stop acting like you motherfuckers know me--you don't. You don't know shit about me. Get someone else to play the part of your "neocon" bogeyman--I'm not interested. NOW PISS OFF!7/23/2007 12:49:50 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
^ i think y'all need to quit pickin on him
7/23/2007 2:53:23 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
^ That shit's not funny, dickhead. 7/23/2007 4:25:05 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
And no where in my statement did I imply that you were anti-gay nor Republican. Is it old age that makes you paranoid like that? I merely commented how you were quick to hide behind "playing devil's advocate" with the other clown because of the -R beside his name so I figured it was only a matter of time before you found a way to defend this creep. 7/23/2007 5:45:14 PM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
^ Yeah, but I didn't defend him, did I? One reason is that there is an "I" by my name--know it, learn it, live it.
I fucking hate hypocrisy--whether it comes from the right, left, or center. 7/25/2007 2:34:29 AM |