I know this is prob going to get deleted because I didnt put it in the Golden God thread but this is just too funny not to post

Quote :

"Aug 15 Fox News reports Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Jonathan Lee Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dog fighting operations in Richmond, Va. Vick allegedly sold the dogs on eBay and "used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government." The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year."

[Edited on August 15, 2007 at 3:58 PM. Reason : LMFAO]

[Edited on August 15, 2007 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ROFL]

8/15/2007 3:57:30 PM

$63,000,000,000 billion

whats that, like $63,000,000,000,000,000,000? $63 quintillion or something?

8/15/2007 4:00:33 PM

Quote :

"“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint. Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction. "

8/15/2007 4:00:54 PM

that was posted on yahoo fantasy football today

[Edited on August 15, 2007 at 4:01 PM. Reason : HAHAHAHAHAHHA GOLD AND SILVER]

8/15/2007 4:01:01 PM

well, it was posted in chit chat yesterday

8/15/2007 5:11:07 PM

well crap

8/15/2007 5:20:52 PM

plus, lawsuit != charges

8/15/2007 10:27:49 PM

You could go the British route and say $63 billion billion.

8/15/2007 10:31:32 PM