Nice work Rexy, looking like it might be time to put in Kyle Orton.

8/20/2007 8:24:13 PM

SEXXXY REXXXY

8/20/2007 8:25:21 PM

I've been Locked up

they wont let me out



lock this

8/20/2007 8:26:51 PM

hahahaha, I love it

fuck the bears

8/20/2007 8:34:19 PM

REX MEANS KING

8/20/2007 8:41:06 PM

you shut up. I have Bernard Barian on my fantasy team

8/20/2007 8:45:08 PM

He's in superbowl form.

8/20/2007 8:45:24 PM

I tell you one thing

Gettin Jaws in and Joe out was a great move

I love Tony and Jaws conversations

8/20/2007 8:45:43 PM

i bet you've been waiting ALLLLL summer to make this clever little thread

8/20/2007 8:50:17 PM

Fun 'n' Gun!!!

8/20/2007 8:51:44 PM

Hey Hey Hey!

8/20/2007 8:58:15 PM

hester's the best chance to get 6

[Edited on August 20, 2007 at 8:59 PM. Reason : +1]

8/20/2007 8:59:04 PM

Kyle Orton to start!

8/20/2007 9:46:44 PM

10/10

would read again

fat or thin

vodka gin

8/20/2007 9:52:12 PM

Grossman is like Brodie Croyle. Had a pretty good college career, but you wonder how in the hell they ever got the chance to start in the NFL.

8/21/2007 2:14:14 AM

kind of like michael vick

8/21/2007 3:37:26 AM

Vick is black though, so to his fans, that makes him better.

8/21/2007 3:45:53 AM

oh lord

8/21/2007 3:55:24 AM

Quote :

"Grossman is like Brodie Croyle. Had a pretty good college career, but you wonder how in the hell they ever got the chance to start in the NFL."

Brodie Croyle has never started a game in his NFL career. You cannot pass judgement on him until he does.

As for Grossman, he took them to the Super Bowl last year so he has to be good

8/21/2007 9:25:10 AM

more like the team took Grossman to the superbowl last year
Grossman isnt that good of a pro QB at this stage in his career

8/21/2007 9:43:14 AM

yeah the Bears got there in spite of him

not that he didnt have some great regular season games...but the defense (and Devin Hester) clearly carried that team

8/21/2007 10:08:13 AM

i think im going to pick up griese in my fantasy league as a last round pick, just to hold on to for future trade with whoever drafts grossman

8/21/2007 10:45:38 AM

^^ and ^^^

You guys missed the sarcasm in my post about Grossman taking them to the Super Bowl. Obviously I realize he didn't do shit to help the Bears get there and that they won the NFC in spite of his horrible play.

8/21/2007 2:01:46 PM

so long rexy

9/23/2007 10:57:17 PM

GRIESE OLSON ANYONE BUT REX

9/23/2007 10:58:24 PM

[Edited on September 23, 2007 at 10:58 PM. Reason : asdf]

9/23/2007 10:58:28 PM

haha theyre chanting griese

9/23/2007 10:58:49 PM

only in chicago will griese's name be chanted...

and only until he plays

9/23/2007 10:59:15 PM

Quote :

" Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am."

http://ncst.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2307789425

9/23/2007 11:14:16 PM

Quote :

"haha theyre chanting griese"

reminds me of when panthers fans wanted to put Weinke in for Delhomme

9/23/2007 11:15:45 PM

i told them they should have played basanez

oh, and so much for that bears defense

9/23/2007 11:19:45 PM

whatever happens, just throw a 50 yard TD pass to berrian

[Edited on September 23, 2007 at 11:19 PM. Reason : sd]

9/23/2007 11:19:48 PM

HAHA WHAT A BITCH

9/23/2007 11:23:30 PM

nicely done there rex!!

9/23/2007 11:23:56 PM

Rex Grossman is the best thing that ever happened to my wallet

9/23/2007 11:23:58 PM

He actually looks like more of a loser than eli

9/23/2007 11:25:41 PM

the sad thing is the bears would probably rather have eli as a qb

9/23/2007 11:31:27 PM

1 TD to 6 INT in 3 games.

9/23/2007 11:35:47 PM

those are harrison beck-esque numbers

9/23/2007 11:37:59 PM

Hahah if you think about the Bears=NC State

Both have QBs (Grossman/Beck) that throw bombs and tons of picks

Both teams best offense is a badass kick return (Hester/Blackman)

Both teams boo the QB no matter who it is

The only difference is the Bears have a badass defense to go with the rest.

9/23/2007 11:44:29 PM

a badass defense that got raped by the passing game of SD and the cowboys

9/23/2007 11:46:04 PM

yeah, their defense sucks

good use of the

9/23/2007 11:47:32 PM

Watching the postgame interviews now. Rex just said "WE'RE all great players".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Haven't even caught my breath yet and heard Tony Romo call Rex a "fine player."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

[Edited on September 23, 2007 at 11:59 PM. Reason : Romo must be smoking crack]

9/23/2007 11:56:49 PM

I just don't understand why teams will pour so much money into making every aspect of their team good except for the most important one: quarterback. If you don't have a good qb, you aint got shit. The best you can hope for is doing what Chicago did last year. There's always going to be at least one team that has a defense and special teams unit almost as good, if not as good as your's, in addition to having a quarterback that can actually score a touchdown.

9/24/2007 12:01:32 AM

the Chicago D isnt all its cracked up to be

San Diego destroyed it, so did Dallas

once Dallas plays someone with some LBs and Corners that can shut down TO, its over.

TO is the key to that team.

9/24/2007 12:02:55 AM

It's not like Grossman has a noodle arm. He can make all the throws... he's just dumb as a brick. I guess they figured he would develop into a passable NFL QB... as of now they are wrong...

Of course this is the same organization that was put into position to start Craig Krenzel in a NFL game

[Edited on September 24, 2007 at 12:05 AM. Reason : why do people keep saying SD 'destroyed' their D... am I missing something?]

9/24/2007 12:04:43 AM

did ncstatetke really get suspended for his Rex thread?


come on

9/24/2007 12:05:50 AM

no racism in ST young lady

9/24/2007 12:18:43 AM

http://tinyurl.com/2gl779

The Bears have a new second string QB.

9/25/2007 8:54:08 PM