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"Some Oklahoma Fans Go Slightly Too Far And by "slightly too far" I mean "they tear scrotums." That's right. I have spent the last five minutes trying to think up any noise less appealing than my own scrotum tearing, and I've come up with this comprehensive list: * Nothing. So, yeah, I think I'll be rooting for Texas when they play Oklahoma this year after hearing of this court case in which a man wears a Texas shirt into the wrong bar: Thomas said Beckett, whom he had never met, called him "everything under the sun" for wearing a Longhorns T-shirt into the bar. He said he and his friend sat at a table in the corner and tried to ignore the other man, but other man kept screaming at him. Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go. Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg. If you need me, I'll be over here in the fetal position not wearing a Texas shirt. Or anything even remotely orange."

8/23/2007 4:50:44 PM

Sounds like UNC faggotry to me.

8/23/2007 4:55:22 PM

why would your idea of a unc fan want to rip something so precious?

8/23/2007 5:00:19 PM

That is freaking ridiculous. Hopefully that is made up, but if not, I hope that Beckett dude goes to jail for 20+.

8/23/2007 5:00:57 PM

this is about the best possible thread title ever

8/23/2007 5:02:29 PM

Thanks... I have pretty much dominated Sports Talk over the last few weeks... I'm in my prime

8/23/2007 5:08:34 PM

I thought this thread was about amsterdamn718

8/23/2007 5:28:23 PM

speechless.

8/23/2007 6:22:33 PM

gimme my balls back!

8/30/2007 4:41:27 PM

more like

gimmie back my balls
[/jim rome]

8/30/2007 4:46:36 PM

Since there not allowed to drag negroes from the back of their trucks anymore in Texas...

8/30/2007 4:49:04 PM