http://www.campussqueeze.com/static/most-effeminate-quarterbacks.html

10. Jay Cutler




Culter comes from Santa Claus, a small south Indiana town where Christmas season is huge. He was raised in Christmas Village subdivision. I bet he fights for the elf costume.


9. Chad Pennington





When a chick describes you as follows, you’re in trouble. “boyish handsomeness. Boasting skin so creamy, he may never have hit puberty; ginger hair that looks like his mom styled it for Picture Day; and the brown eyes of a baby beagle. You want to pinch his cheeks right before you give him a scritch behind the ears.” –http://sportsquee.blogspot.com

Compared to a puppy huh? Very masculine.



8. JP Losman




JP has a BA in Classical studies, long glistening locks, and his effeminate giggle was highlighted last year when on the Jim Rome Show. Te-he-he.



7. Eli Manning





Loves karaoke, loves suggestive modeling. See above photos.



6. Jeff Garcia



Do you really need an explanation? Just listen to him speak. He even had to go so far as to publicly declare his heterosexuality to the media.



5. Chris Simms




I’m not saying tattoos are feminine, but this is a bit odd. Chris Simms and Former Assistant Kyle Shanahan became such good friends at the University of Texas that they have their initials tattooed on each other’s lower leg. “We’re best friends, and we’ll be best friends for life,” –Simms

“I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I’d run some routes for him. I said, ‘Sure.’ Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we’ve been best friends ever since.” –Shanahan



4. Rex Grossman



Favorite band: Coldplay
Nickname (given to him from Steve Spurrier): Sexy Rexy

Enough said.



3. Matt Leinart



Incorporated ballroom dancing into his college curriculum.

BFF with Nick Lachey.

Has appeared in the TV Show “Desperate Housewives”.


2. Tony Romo



Tony Romo loves chick flicks. According to Cowboy’s Terence Newman, “he rented a Hillary Duff movie and watched the whole thing!” Rumor also has it that he watched The Notebook with former teammate Jason Witten.



1. Joey Harrington




Harrington appeared in a Disney commercial during the 2003 season for the release of The Lion King on DVD.

At Oregon home basketball games, Joey would lead the student cheering section by dressing up in a flowing red wig with a troupe called the Mac Court Mullets.

Joey was named one of “Hottest Hunks in the U.S.” in the November 2003 issue of Cosmopolitan. He comments on what he finds attractive in women “Soft cheeks are so appealing.”

Oregon College Nickname: Princess - due to the fact that they couldn’t touch him during practice.

Oh yeah, and he plays the piano. Like concert level classical piano.

8/30/2007 2:28:22 PM

chit chat?

8/30/2007 2:33:41 PM

idiot?

8/30/2007 2:34:57 PM

VERY FUNNY LIST!

Quote :

"3. Matt Leinart Incorporated ballroom dancing into his college curriculum."

In his defense, he was already done with all of the courses he needed to graduate at USC and wanted to take a cakewalk class so he could play his last year with the Trojans.

Can't say I blame him.

8/30/2007 2:36:35 PM

Quote :

"Oh yeah, and he plays the piano. Like concert level classical piano. "

because musical ability is SO fucking effeminate.

8/30/2007 2:39:14 PM

and that guy would switch places with any of them

8/30/2007 2:41:34 PM

haha good things garcia dates models cause if not he'd be the obvious #1

Q: What did Jeff Garcia say when he threw the interception?

A: OH JETHUTH CHRITHT!

8/30/2007 2:45:06 PM

I think Eli should be #1.

Also Chris Simms sounds like he'd enjoy going to UNC.

8/30/2007 2:51:33 PM

Quote :

"Oregon College Nickname: Princess - due to the fact that they couldn’t touch him during practice."

oh, so he's just like every other quarterback in the country? good to know.

8/30/2007 3:00:44 PM

Have these people heard Joey Harrington talk??? He should not be #1.

And Tony Romo has dated Jessica Simpson and is now dating Carrie Underwood. Better than any of us can dream.

8/30/2007 3:02:55 PM

great read.....

8/30/2007 3:04:07 PM

hey, i took social dance at state, gunzz. got an A too - and you know i ain't no bitch!

8/30/2007 3:07:17 PM

what a shitty, shitty "article"

8/30/2007 3:11:05 PM

i played piano for 12 years and i will agree it is effeminate

but it was one of the only things that got me attention from women back in my earlier days

go figure

8/30/2007 3:20:23 PM

least effiminate quarterback

1. Michael Vick
2. Jamie Barnette

8/30/2007 4:10:05 PM

Don't see how Garcia is not #1.

8/30/2007 4:30:31 PM

Quote :

"i played piano for 12 years and i will agree it is effeminate but it was one of the only things that got me attention from women back in my earlier days go figure"

Maybe you should start playing again

8/30/2007 4:41:13 PM

They must have done this list prior to this years draft.

8/30/2007 4:43:53 PM

i'd have her ass up on my package but i'm not gay

8/30/2007 4:46:38 PM

leinart's not gay or even effeminate either

Ballroom dancing TO MEET CHICKS

BFF with Nich Lachey TO MEET CHICKS

Appeared on Desperate Housewives TO MEET MILFS

8/30/2007 5:02:10 PM

i'm trying to learn a more masculine instrument - the guitar

its not going so well . . .

8/30/2007 5:33:28 PM

Leinart is the opposite of ladylike dude.

8/30/2007 5:37:35 PM

he did whine like a girl after they lost to Texas

8/30/2007 5:39:34 PM

thats a pretty shitty list

garcia #1

8/30/2007 6:25:47 PM

Quote :

"And Tony Romo has dated Jessica Simpson and is now dating Carrie Underwood. Better than any of us can dream."

Quote :

"thats a pretty shitty list garcia #1"

8/30/2007 6:51:52 PM

Quote :

"leinart's not gay or even effeminate either Ballroom dancing TO MEET CHICKS "

Agreed. He probably took that class so he could run the train on some hot chicks. Not a horrible idea.

8/30/2007 6:53:16 PM

lol for real

and

Quote :

"They must have done this list prior to this years draft. "

should have been the end of this thread

8/31/2007 8:24:45 AM

i agree with rflong

eli manning should get #1 although tony romo is a close #2

8/31/2007 9:21:01 AM

that rex grossman photo is quite funny

8/31/2007 10:29:32 AM

20 bucks said if everyone else created this thread, beardawg would have locked/moved it and suspended the user

8/31/2007 10:32:06 AM

Leinart took Ballroom Dancing with his gf at the time, the lead scorer of the Women's Basketball team for USC

8/31/2007 11:07:05 AM

It is Jeff Garcia #1 by a mile. Just listen to him speak!!!

8/31/2007 1:13:42 PM

Where's Carr?

He looks pretty queer with that long hair and the gloves.

8/31/2007 1:26:10 PM

This is the dumbest fucking thread Ive ever seen in Sports Thread!

8/31/2007 1:32:17 PM

^^Carr's hair is pretty horrible...I don't know if its effeminate or just something from the 80s or what...apparently chicks dug it in Houston...hell he wears two gloves also...I just think he's stuck in 1988 or something though

8/31/2007 2:12:18 PM

This thread is definitely pretty funny.

8/31/2007 2:39:57 PM

I'd say that it was more opportunistic than anything

9/1/2007 1:43:32 AM

What a Gay ass Thread.... Tony Romo is gonna do her and win a SuBowl...... too bad its gonna be the 3-5th consecutive year we when this shit

9/1/2007 1:57:30 AM

Quote :

"Don't see how Garcia is not #1."

Have you ever seen his wife? Her hottness alone should keep him off this list all together.



[Edited on September 1, 2007 at 2:04 AM. Reason : /]

9/1/2007 2:03:57 AM

Easy, breezy, beautiful...

9/1/2007 2:25:19 AM

damn that girls badass

http://www.hollywoodcelebritynudepictures.com/thumbnails.php?album=102

[Edited on September 1, 2007 at 5:04 AM. Reason : yep]

9/1/2007 4:56:01 AM

Quote :

"Where's Carr? He looks pretty queer with that long hair and the gloves."

not too mention the ready-to-suck lips and chin and girly figure

9/1/2007 7:17:43 AM

YALL SOME PLAYA HATERS

ALL OF YOU!

9/1/2007 9:52:38 AM