(Tech Talk pundits: This belongs here instead of Chit Chat, I promise.)

The first week you're here--nay, the first DAY--you will probably make the acquaintance of an attractive young woman who is a freshman living on campus like yourself. This young woman will display an interest in your technological pursuits that is inconsistent with your heretofore limited experience with other females, and this will encourage you, but I warn you that the only reason she wants anything to do with you is because she needs someone to help set up her computer and get it on the network (with maybe a couple of pointers on how to find and download music). I fear for your little hearts, but forewarned is forearmed.


(classic thread from FroshKiller)

9/8/2007 11:33:20 AM

hahahahah, 9.5/10

9/8/2007 11:35:30 AM

once burned

twice scalded

that's what i always sez

[Edited on September 8, 2007 at 11:44 AM. Reason : s]

9/8/2007 11:44:06 AM

only 3 posts and the most entertaining (yet true) tech talk subject ever.

9/10/2007 1:53:18 PM

She likes you for what you can do...

Recent story....
I get invited to this get together....tons of hot chicks...first thing that is said when I walk into the door..."So and so is having issues with her new computer, can you help her?"

I said WTF. Then I fixed her problem. lol.....like the beautiful whore that continues to go back to the abusive guy...I took it.

This thread should be required reading.

Change your heading now, young padawan.

[Edited on September 11, 2007 at 8:46 AM. Reason : as]

9/11/2007 8:40:13 AM

say no to a bitch

9/11/2007 10:15:11 AM

fuck da' bish... paid in full imo

9/11/2007 11:51:17 AM

"You scratch our backs and maybe we can scratch yours."

"Funny thing about my back..."

9/11/2007 3:36:34 PM