I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

9/14/2007 6:35:42 PM

Roger, Roger.

9/14/2007 6:37:15 PM

VECTOR
VICTOR

9/14/2007 6:38:42 PM

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

9/14/2007 6:40:23 PM

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

9/14/2007 6:43:58 PM

joey...

9/14/2007 6:45:35 PM

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

9/14/2007 6:45:57 PM

AND LEON IS GETTING LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

9/26/2007 12:22:29 PM

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

9/26/2007 12:24:58 PM

well, I'll have the lasagna then!

9/26/2007 12:25:53 PM

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

9/26/2007 12:31:19 PM

these people need to get to a hospital

a hospital, what is it

a large building with beds and patients, but thats not important right now

9/26/2007 12:33:36 PM

Flight 20-Niner clear for vector 324. We have clearance, Clarence; roger, Roger -- What's our vector, Victor?

9/26/2007 12:34:26 PM

lol


What kind of plane is it?

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol

9/26/2007 12:35:25 PM

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
The red zone has always been for loading.
Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

9/26/2007 12:38:04 PM

you can tell me, I'm a doctor

9/26/2007 12:42:04 PM

seriously though

9/26/2007 1:08:09 PM

my ex gf's dad said that all the time...

i had to give the the pitty chuckle.....every time.

refraaaain dude, reeeefraaain

[Edited on September 26, 2007 at 1:10 PM. Reason : g]

9/26/2007 1:09:46 PM

THE SHIT IS GONNA HIT THE FAN!

9/26/2007 2:47:01 PM

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

9/26/2007 2:48:47 PM

Johnny, how 'bout some more coffee?

9/26/2007 2:49:54 PM

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

9/26/2007 2:50:57 PM

9/26/2007 2:52:44 PM

Quote :

"Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

9/26/2007 2:59:18 PM

lol, the trailer for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3rXK7NhWN8

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9/26/2007 3:01:32 PM

"Would you like something to read?"
"Do you have anything light?"
"How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

9/26/2007 3:03:58 PM

Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres

9/26/2007 3:06:30 PM

Towergy : (holding up a newspaper) Captain, look at this!
MCrosky : Passengers certain to die!
Kramer : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!

9/26/2007 3:09:43 PM

JIVE ASS DUDE AINT GOT NO BRAINS ANYHOW

9/26/2007 3:10:15 PM

Cut me some slack, jack.

9/26/2007 3:29:18 PM

We'll be attacking the depot at dawn, we'll be coming in low, below their radar.
When will you be back?
I can't tell you that, it's classified.

9/26/2007 4:54:12 PM

JIVE ASS DUDE AINT GOT NO BRAINS ANYHOW

11/1/2007 1:42:12 PM

http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/Airplane_script.htm

Read it once a year. Hilarity.

11/1/2007 1:46:22 PM

I PICKED A HELL OF A DAY TO QUIT DRINKING

12/11/2007 6:49:13 PM

Old woman: Nervous?

Ted Striker: Yes.

Old woman: First time?

Ted Striker: No, I´ve been nervous before.

12/11/2007 6:53:49 PM

I'm sorry I don't drink!

12/11/2007 7:00:49 PM

DON'T HATE ON THIS MOVIE

12/11/2007 7:14:30 PM

DOES ANYONE ON THIS PLANE SPEAK JIVE?

12/11/2007 7:16:03 PM

ha, I was going to respond with "I am... and don't call me Shirley" no matter what the thread was about... well played sir

12/11/2007 7:16:05 PM

naked gun 33 1/3 was on this am

12/11/2007 7:21:55 PM

10 year old girl: I like my coffee black, just like my men.

12/11/2007 7:23:06 PM

Quote :

"joey... "

yes?

12/11/2007 7:23:42 PM

have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

12/11/2007 7:24:26 PM

Quote :

"10 year old girl: I like my coffee black, just like my men."

12/11/2007 7:25:52 PM

no.

12/11/2007 7:27:05 PM

AHA THE JIVE SCENE


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12/11/2007 7:27:10 PM

I am serious

and don't call me shirley

1/10/2008 3:52:46 PM

1/10/2008 3:53:19 PM

Lillte old lady:

"Its OK I speak Jive"

1/10/2008 3:56:13 PM

set em up

1/10/2008 3:56:31 PM