Lobes85 All American 2425 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.khou.com/news/local/galveston/stories/khou071018_tj_microwavebaby.184e331c9.html
wife blames "the devil" 10/27/2007 10:47:34 PM |
Cherokee All American 8264 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah 10/27/2007 10:47:48 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12775 Posts user info edit post |
I fucking hate people 10/27/2007 10:48:19 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
I fucking hate people 10/27/2007 10:48:57 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
I'm really glad I've never had this problem... 10/27/2007 10:56:50 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
aha, i see what you did there. 10/27/2007 10:59:04 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure this has happened before. 10/27/2007 11:44:03 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
It's usually the batshit crazy "postpartum" moms who do this kind of shit. 10/27/2007 11:45:49 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
so should i just go back to using the oven to dry babies? 10/27/2007 11:48:42 PM |
moron All American 34144 Posts user info edit post |
<white people> 10/28/2007 1:42:16 AM |
Howard All American 1960 Posts user info edit post |
lmao at the name they gave the baby
10/28/2007 1:51:47 AM |
Lobes85 All American 2425 Posts user info edit post |
he even refrigerated the baby prior to microwaving
Quote : | "I fucking hate people" |
[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 9:07 AM. Reason : .]10/28/2007 9:06:47 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
What the hell are they putting in the water in Texas? 10/28/2007 9:10:22 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Mauldin later told police he and his family had just arrived in Galveston, where he had hoped to enter the ministry." |
sigh10/28/2007 9:14:01 AM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Left alone with the infant, he reportedly punched the child, placed her into the hotel-room safe and then into the refrigerator before putting the baby in the microwave for at least 10 to 20 seconds. " |
hey honey, wheres our baby??10/28/2007 9:42:59 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
My friends microwaved a hamster in high school. It turned inside out through its asshole and stank up the microwave for a week or two. 10/28/2007 9:44:16 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think I could ever put something alive in the microwave just because I can't even imagine how much pain that would induce or even how it would be felt. 10/28/2007 9:48:30 AM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
ive always wondered what would happen if you put something alive in there... like how long it would take for them to die, and what they/it would feel. then i usually get sick on my stomach just for thinking about it 10/28/2007 9:56:11 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
that's god's way of saying don't do it 10/28/2007 9:58:25 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My friends microwaved a hamster in high school." |
why in the fuck would they do this?10/28/2007 10:07:13 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Some idiot in one of my classes in middle school who had been held back a couple of times microwaved his hamster. I don't know that I would want to be friends with the future psycho that microwaved animals as a child. 10/28/2007 10:11:18 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
he's probably moved on to killing little girls by now. 10/28/2007 10:13:39 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
What the hell are they putting in the water in Texas? 10/28/2007 10:30:29 AM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
i like how i click the link and before showing me the story they advertise a cadillac
and lol
[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 10:33 AM. Reason : ] 10/28/2007 10:31:51 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^ hey, it looks like that really tall, rat-faced wigger guy who's always walking around campus alone 10/28/2007 11:19:31 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Oh yeah, that guy... 10/28/2007 11:22:39 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Left alone with the infant, he reportedly punched the child, placed her into the hotel-room safe and then into the refrigerator before putting the baby in the microwave for at least 10 to 20 seconds." |
Quote : | "The girl has been recovering from her injuries and is living with relatives. Mauldin and his wife, Eva Mauldin, are barred from contacting them." |
10/28/2007 12:15:36 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
who punches a baby?
"put up your dukes baby" 10/28/2007 12:20:07 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
Christians 10/28/2007 12:20:31 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "who punches a baby?" |
apparently the same guy who puts his baby in a microwave10/28/2007 12:20:59 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
Heroes punch babies 10/28/2007 12:21:54 PM |
Oeuvre All American 6651 Posts user info edit post |
Execution. Please. Texas... please exercise this option. 10/28/2007 12:22:19 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
Give him an irreversible vasectomy, lock his ass up, and throw away the key. And quite possibly let him starve to death.
[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 12:23 PM. Reason : blah] 10/28/2007 12:22:52 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
ITS THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH BABIES!! 10/28/2007 12:24:26 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
i cant imagine what all the moisture in your body being boiled feels like
i would imagine that is a horrible feeling 10/28/2007 12:27:25 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
but in his "defense" if microwaving a baby doesn't qualify you as crazy, I don't know what does 10/28/2007 12:28:49 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
ahahaha 10/28/2007 12:30:21 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
He was trying to make a dead baby joke, but his funny failed tremendously. 10/28/2007 12:33:27 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
i'm just glad we can find the humor in all this 10/28/2007 12:33:34 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
if i got honestly and truly upset about every terrible thing that people did, i'd have killed myself quite some time ago. 10/28/2007 12:34:59 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
10/28/2007 12:35:27 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Left alone with the infant, he reportedly punched the child, placed her into the hotel-room safe and then into the refrigerator before putting the baby in the microwave for at least 10 to 20 seconds." |
I hate people.10/28/2007 12:39:35 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42541 Posts user info edit post |
Really, someone like this needs to be locked away for 20 years, with HARD LABOUR.
FUCK THAT INSANITY DEFENSE.
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Imagine he doesn't go to jail or just a slap on the wrist and him and his wife are reunited with their child in a year or two and raise the child. Imagine the child is 10-15 years old and comes to know of this. How would she react? What if it was a boy? How would he react?
How would you react if you learn at the age of 15 that when you were 2 your father PUNCHED you, locked you in a safe, REFRIGERATED you, and then MICROWAVED you? What if you learn it when you are 10? 20? 10/28/2007 2:59:16 PM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
labor or labour? 10/28/2007 3:25:52 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42541 Posts user info edit post |
ENGLISH, do you speak it? 10/29/2007 2:57:03 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
ok not to sound sadistic or anything, but what does 10 seconds do to a human body in a microwave? what about 20 seconds?
this is so sad, i hope they get the death penalty 10/29/2007 2:59:36 AM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
She was cold, guys. We didn't have a fireplace. Come on. 10/29/2007 4:28:25 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
she was cold because he put her in the refrigerator... 10/29/2007 4:29:26 AM |
pocketduces All American 1861 Posts user info edit post |
Baby, the other, other white meat
10/29/2007 4:38:21 AM |
deerpark101 All American 773 Posts user info edit post |
People who mircowave their kids derserve more than the death penalty.....
they need to be Mircowaved........ 10/29/2007 4:39:51 AM |