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Lobes85
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http://www.khou.com/news/local/galveston/stories/khou071018_tj_microwavebaby.184e331c9.html



wife blames "the devil"

10/27/2007 10:47:34 PM

Cherokee
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hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah

10/27/2007 10:47:48 PM

Lionheart
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I fucking hate people

10/27/2007 10:48:19 PM

simonn
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I fucking hate people

10/27/2007 10:48:57 PM

Yoshiemaster
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I'm really glad I've never had this problem...

10/27/2007 10:56:50 PM

simonn
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aha, i see what you did there.

10/27/2007 10:59:04 PM

Walls1441
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pretty sure this has happened before.

10/27/2007 11:44:03 PM

Kurtis636
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It's usually the batshit crazy "postpartum" moms who do this kind of shit.

10/27/2007 11:45:49 PM

ndmetcal
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so should i just go back to using the oven to dry babies?

10/27/2007 11:48:42 PM

moron
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<white people>

10/28/2007 1:42:16 AM

Howard
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lmao at the name they gave the baby

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"Microwave baby"

10/28/2007 1:51:47 AM

Lobes85
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he even refrigerated the baby prior to microwaving



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"I fucking hate people"


[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 9:07 AM. Reason : .]

10/28/2007 9:06:47 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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What the hell are they putting in the water in Texas?

10/28/2007 9:10:22 AM

IMStoned420
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"Mauldin later told police he and his family had just arrived in Galveston, where he had hoped to enter the ministry."


sigh

10/28/2007 9:14:01 AM

Jen
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"Left alone with the infant, he reportedly punched the child, placed her into the hotel-room safe and then into the refrigerator before putting the baby in the microwave for at least 10 to 20 seconds.
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hey honey, wheres our baby??

10/28/2007 9:42:59 AM

ALkatraz
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My friends microwaved a hamster in high school. It turned inside out through its asshole and stank up the microwave for a week or two.

10/28/2007 9:44:16 AM

IMStoned420
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I don't think I could ever put something alive in the microwave just because I can't even imagine how much pain that would induce or even how it would be felt.

10/28/2007 9:48:30 AM

joe17669
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ive always wondered what would happen if you put something alive in there... like how long it would take for them to die, and what they/it would feel. then i usually get sick on my stomach just for thinking about it

10/28/2007 9:56:11 AM

IMStoned420
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that's god's way of saying don't do it

10/28/2007 9:58:25 AM

simonn
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"My friends microwaved a hamster in high school."


why in the fuck would they do this?

10/28/2007 10:07:13 AM

bottombaby
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Some idiot in one of my classes in middle school who had been held back a couple of times microwaved his hamster. I don't know that I would want to be friends with the future psycho that microwaved animals as a child.

10/28/2007 10:11:18 AM

simonn
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he's probably moved on to killing little girls by now.

10/28/2007 10:13:39 AM

mcfluffle
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What the hell are they putting in the water in Texas?

10/28/2007 10:30:29 AM

dweedle
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i like how i click the link and before showing me the story they advertise a cadillac


and lol



[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 10:33 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2007 10:31:51 AM

JeffreyBSG
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^
hey, it looks like that really tall, rat-faced wigger guy who's always walking around campus alone

10/28/2007 11:19:31 AM

IMStoned420
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Oh yeah, that guy...

10/28/2007 11:22:39 AM

ThePeter
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Quote :
"Left alone with the infant, he reportedly punched the child, placed her into the hotel-room safe and then into the refrigerator before putting the baby in the microwave for at least 10 to 20 seconds."


Quote :
"The girl has been recovering from her injuries and is living with relatives. Mauldin and his wife, Eva Mauldin, are barred from contacting them."

10/28/2007 12:15:36 PM

Jaybee1200
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who punches a baby?



"put up your dukes baby"

10/28/2007 12:20:07 PM

BigMan157
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Christians

10/28/2007 12:20:31 PM

IMStoned420
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"who punches a baby?"

apparently the same guy who puts his baby in a microwave

10/28/2007 12:20:59 PM

BigMan157
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Heroes punch babies

10/28/2007 12:21:54 PM

Oeuvre
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Execution. Please. Texas... please exercise this option.

10/28/2007 12:22:19 PM

umbrellaman
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Give him an irreversible vasectomy, lock his ass up, and throw away the key. And quite possibly let him starve to death.

[Edited on October 28, 2007 at 12:23 PM. Reason : blah]

10/28/2007 12:22:52 PM

ThePeter
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ITS THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH BABIES!!

10/28/2007 12:24:26 PM

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i cant imagine what all the moisture in your body being boiled feels like

i would imagine that is a horrible feeling

10/28/2007 12:27:25 PM

Jaybee1200
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but in his "defense" if microwaving a baby doesn't qualify you as crazy, I don't know what does

10/28/2007 12:28:49 PM

simonn
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ahahaha

10/28/2007 12:30:21 PM

umbrellaman
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He was trying to make a dead baby joke, but his funny failed tremendously.

10/28/2007 12:33:27 PM

IMStoned420
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i'm just glad we can find the humor in all this

10/28/2007 12:33:34 PM

simonn
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if i got honestly and truly upset about every terrible thing that people did, i'd have killed myself quite some time ago.

10/28/2007 12:34:59 PM

marko
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10/28/2007 12:35:27 PM

StillFuchsia
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Quote :
"Left alone with the infant, he reportedly punched the child, placed her into the hotel-room safe and then into the refrigerator before putting the baby in the microwave for at least 10 to 20 seconds."




I hate people.

10/28/2007 12:39:35 PM

0EPII1
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Really, someone like this needs to be locked away for 20 years, with HARD LABOUR.

FUCK THAT INSANITY DEFENSE.

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Imagine he doesn't go to jail or just a slap on the wrist and him and his wife are reunited with their child in a year or two and raise the child. Imagine the child is 10-15 years old and comes to know of this. How would she react? What if it was a boy? How would he react?

How would you react if you learn at the age of 15 that when you were 2 your father PUNCHED you, locked you in a safe, REFRIGERATED you, and then MICROWAVED you? What if you learn it when you are 10? 20?

10/28/2007 2:59:16 PM

joe17669
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labor or labour?

10/28/2007 3:25:52 PM

0EPII1
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ENGLISH, do you speak it?

10/29/2007 2:57:03 AM

drunknloaded
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ok not to sound sadistic or anything, but what does 10 seconds do to a human body in a microwave? what about 20 seconds?

this is so sad, i hope they get the death penalty

10/29/2007 2:59:36 AM

Shadowrunner
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She was cold, guys. We didn't have a fireplace. Come on.

10/29/2007 4:28:25 AM

IMStoned420
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she was cold because he put her in the refrigerator...

10/29/2007 4:29:26 AM

pocketduces
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Baby, the other, other white meat

10/29/2007 4:38:21 AM

deerpark101
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People who mircowave their kids derserve more than the death penalty.....

they need to be Mircowaved........

10/29/2007 4:39:51 AM

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