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Kiwi
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Just a boner, not using it in anything. I imagine intense teasing pleasure, the urge to touch oneself especially if said boner is under clothing that is rubbing up against.

but no tell me for realz k? lolol

11/9/2007 1:10:33 AM

NC86
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it all depends on the mood. Morning wood is just morning wood. Geting a boner because you're horny, thats something else

11/9/2007 1:12:26 AM

Hadjuk
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for me, its like a black power raised fist salute....but in the crotchal region

11/9/2007 1:12:49 AM

skokiaan
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im sure there is a way to describe it using less female writing

11/9/2007 1:12:52 AM

Mindstorm
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This thread's pretty interesting.

11/9/2007 1:12:52 AM

Kiwi
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I wish I could get a boner.

11/9/2007 1:13:31 AM

Hadjuk
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^ O RLY?

11/9/2007 1:13:48 AM

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why?

11/9/2007 1:13:56 AM

lafta
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it feels like, like thunder, rising and rising up inside me, like a hurricane of lust
a tornado of meat,

11/9/2007 1:14:24 AM

NC86
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like sometimes, i will get a boner for no reason at all. And sometimes i'll get a boner looking at some hot piece of ass. It has a mind of its own really.

11/9/2007 1:14:48 AM

Kiwi
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ahaha

Because I bet it'd be fun to always insure orgasm, to squirt stuff down someone's throat, to poke it in anything I want. I'd make it do the helicopter.

Ok more details!!

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:19 AM. Reason : h]

11/9/2007 1:15:38 AM

NC86
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having sex is only enjoyable when the girl is tight. If she's loose, its ok, but it just doesnt feel as good. And also, its better if the girl gets wet easily. None of this dry vag shit.

11/9/2007 1:17:15 AM

Hadjuk
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Getting a boner doesn't really feel pleasurable, it just gets big and is sensitive, if you touch it it feels good but other than that the only sensation is the feeling of stiffness, and pride in my case.



[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:19 AM. Reason : ^^ and orgasm isn't always insured for that matter]

11/9/2007 1:17:55 AM

Kiwi
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I imagine lots of pressure in that area.

Dry vag is ok as long as there's lube and you've gotta help the poor girl get wet ya know we arent light switches!!!

11/9/2007 1:19:05 AM

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god the possibilities

just so much to say



the one thing ill say
is that i think it has x-ray vision or some kind of mind power

and its really fun when its like the challenger........rockets off...fucking huge, amazing thing.......then boom.....blow all up on her

11/9/2007 1:21:21 AM

StillFuchsia
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Quote :
"for me, its like a black power raised fist salute....but in the crotchal region"


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"a tornado of meat"


hahahaha

you guys are poetic as fuck

11/9/2007 1:21:48 AM

theDuke866
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it's more of a swollen sensation of pressure rather than pleasure, in and of itself


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"for me, its like a black power raised fist salute....but in the crotchal region"


yeah

or like when Popeye slams a can of spinach

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:23 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/9/2007 1:22:11 AM

Kiwi
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xray vision? what say you?

Do you guys like flexing that muscle that makes it bounce? ahaha

11/9/2007 1:22:31 AM

Hadjuk
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Kegel exercise FTW

11/9/2007 1:23:03 AM

evan
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well yeah, it kinda depends on the situation

like

if i'm sitting at home in my office on my computer and i get one, i just fap

if i'm out somewhere or in class or something and i get one, i go "oh shit" and try to get it back down before i have to stand up so no one sees

if i'm out somewhere and in sweatpants or soccer shorts and i get one
holy shit
bad times

11/9/2007 1:23:05 AM

smoothcrim
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you got 3 of em that are easy to spot.

11/9/2007 1:23:13 AM

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"Do you guys like flexing that muscle that makes it bounce? "

wtf

11/9/2007 1:23:35 AM

Kiwi
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baha how do you get rid of it besides touching it?

11/9/2007 1:23:45 AM

drunknloaded
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haha W-T-F

"get rid of it other than touch it"

11/9/2007 1:24:34 AM

theDuke866
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i just can't imagine what it feels like for you dames, getting impaled by it and all. that's gotta feel weird as hell.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:25 AM. Reason : afdasdas]

11/9/2007 1:24:36 AM

drunknloaded
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yeah whats it like walking around with a big hole near your butthole?

11/9/2007 1:25:25 AM

Kiwi
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haha the first insertion is like whoa but once you get moving it touches things that make you go HARDER BASTERT

I'm curious and tdub is a safe learning area

11/9/2007 1:25:28 AM

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In my experience, at least, they are incredibly unpleasant until they are being "put to use," so to speak.

I mean, imagine if some part of your body filled with blood and swelled to more than twice its normal size

11/9/2007 1:26:18 AM

evan
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i usually try and get rid of it by thinking of very gross things

or concentrate on what's going on in class

11/9/2007 1:26:24 AM

Kiwi
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Awesome. What's it like to run with that set banging against your legs? I bet it's a pain.

Do you wear silk because it's bonerific?

11/9/2007 1:27:49 AM

theDuke866
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i mean, i guess it's kinda like eating...you eat a plate of food and chug down a glass or two of your favorite beverage, then think "Wow, how in the hell does that fit inside my stomach without being ridiculously uncomfortable?"


i don't see how you could have a foreign object rammed halfway up your gut and it not feel like the weirdest thing ever...but y'all seem to manage ok.

11/9/2007 1:28:26 AM

Hadjuk
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baseball, NASCAR, sports in general, my grandmother, the fact that Jesus is watching, they all help to get rid of a boner

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:32 AM. Reason : I had an erection that lasted about 5 hours this past weekend, but I was having sex during that time]

11/9/2007 1:28:27 AM

Mindstorm
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"baha how do you get rid of it besides touching it?"


See, now there's a misconception. Unless you've gone and overstimulated yourself, or maybe your dick is broken, that's not going to make it go away.

An incident of skeet skeet skeet or removal of the stimulus. These are the only two things I know of that will get rid of the stiffness.

11/9/2007 1:29:14 AM

theDuke866
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Sometimes it just has to time out, though.

11/9/2007 1:29:31 AM

GrumpyGOP
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"Awesome. What's it like to run with that set banging against your legs? I bet it's a pain.
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Again, largely unpleasant.

Not only does it feel weird against the legs, but it's a bit sensitive to be "banging against" anything, in that sense

11/9/2007 1:30:03 AM

Kiwi
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Yeah it feels pretty goood unless you bottom out, then we scream.

See if I get horny in class all I have to do is scoot on a chair or hump a pole and I'm good (not that i've ever done that)

I've also never caught a boner in the wrong place at the wrong time, that'd be cool as fuck.

11/9/2007 1:30:12 AM

GrumpyGOP
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Ahahahaha

We had some poor bastard in ROTC, one of few guys who were physically less fit than me, and he had to give a presentation one day. And he had what was obviously a boner through the whole thing.

Not only that, but it was tiny.

That he managed to give his presentation without flinching in shame makes him a bigger man than most, ironically.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:32 AM. Reason : boner not bonder!]

11/9/2007 1:31:35 AM

Kiwi
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That had to be awkward. I get crazy if my hard nipples are showing.

If I see a boner I'd be like "oh he wants to fuck so he's thinking about sex" so then I'll thin about sex and dirty things and we'll both just blush. I assume that's how itll go down if I ever see one out in the wild.

11/9/2007 1:33:44 AM

theDuke866
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"Yeah it feels pretty goood unless you bottom out, then we scream."


Conversely, for us, it's a pretty damned empowering feeling. I'm sure it's not like, say, winning a Presidential election, or walking on the moon, but it makes you feel like a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker. I've actually lightly done it on purpose a couple of times just for that reason.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:34 AM. Reason : ^^ haha, the dreaded No Reason Boner]

11/9/2007 1:33:46 AM

evan
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"I've also never caught a boner in the wrong place at the wrong time, that'd be cool as fuck."


no it is not
it's embarrasing as fuck
especially when i wear sweatpants and the like... that shit is impossible to hide


oh and

worst thing ever:
sitting on your balls

11/9/2007 1:34:06 AM

GrumpyGOP
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Hey Duke, question

Don't you need to get up early to fly incredibly expensive planes or some shit?

11/9/2007 1:34:27 AM

StillFuchsia
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"I've actually lightly done it on purpose a couple of times just for that reason."


Dude, that is NOT COOL AT ALL.

11/9/2007 1:35:06 AM

Kiwi
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Do your balls dangle that low that you can sit on them? Balls are funny, I lie watching them go from dangle mode to hiding up in your throat mode.


Bottoming out is eeeeeeeeeevil. It can take our breath away

11/9/2007 1:35:17 AM

theDuke866
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i'm 3 hours behind you

and i just have a simulator tomorrow...and it's not until 1100 (although i'll prob still go in around 8 or so to take care of some other stuff i need to do)



^, ^^ yeah, that was pretty mean, i guess. i've never done it hard, either...just enough to elicit a squirm/jump (or a wince when i overdid it a little). (I don't think I've got enough range to really do it with significant authority, anyway )

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:39 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/9/2007 1:35:32 AM

GrumpyGOP
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OK, just making sure that my tax dollars (which, as an unemployed person, I don't pay) aren't going towards your sleep-deprived ass crashing a B-2 or anything

AND YES I KNOW MARINES DON'T FLY B-2s SHUT THE FUCK UP

11/9/2007 1:36:54 AM

evan
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"Bottoming out is eeeeeeeeeevil. It can take our breath away"


every time you say this

the only thing i can think about is that black woman and her mom talking about penis power

11/9/2007 1:38:21 AM

Hadjuk
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/thread

11/9/2007 1:39:24 AM

simonn
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"to poke it in anything I want"


that's assault, brotha.

11/9/2007 1:40:14 AM

theDuke866
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^^^^

don't worry, i have my own vested interest in avoiding crashes

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:41 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/9/2007 1:40:59 AM

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"That had to be awkward. I get crazy if my hard nipples are showing. "


Most of us guys are atleast somewhat self-conscious about it if we get a boner at a weird time, the same way you ladies are (usually) self-conscious about your nipples showing - it's something that we wouldn't mind at the right time, but it's just strange at the wrong time.

11/9/2007 1:41:54 AM

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