Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Just a boner, not using it in anything. I imagine intense teasing pleasure, the urge to touch oneself especially if said boner is under clothing that is rubbing up against.
but no tell me for realz k? lolol 11/9/2007 1:10:33 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
it all depends on the mood. Morning wood is just morning wood. Geting a boner because you're horny, thats something else 11/9/2007 1:12:26 AM |
Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
for me, its like a black power raised fist salute....but in the crotchal region 11/9/2007 1:12:49 AM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
im sure there is a way to describe it using less female writing 11/9/2007 1:12:52 AM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
This thread's pretty interesting. 11/9/2007 1:12:52 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I could get a boner. 11/9/2007 1:13:31 AM |
Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
^ O RLY? 11/9/2007 1:13:48 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
why? 11/9/2007 1:13:56 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
it feels like, like thunder, rising and rising up inside me, like a hurricane of lust a tornado of meat, 11/9/2007 1:14:24 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
like sometimes, i will get a boner for no reason at all. And sometimes i'll get a boner looking at some hot piece of ass. It has a mind of its own really. 11/9/2007 1:14:48 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
ahaha
Because I bet it'd be fun to always insure orgasm, to squirt stuff down someone's throat, to poke it in anything I want. I'd make it do the helicopter.
Ok more details!!
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:19 AM. Reason : h] 11/9/2007 1:15:38 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
having sex is only enjoyable when the girl is tight. If she's loose, its ok, but it just doesnt feel as good. And also, its better if the girl gets wet easily. None of this dry vag shit. 11/9/2007 1:17:15 AM |
Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
Getting a boner doesn't really feel pleasurable, it just gets big and is sensitive, if you touch it it feels good but other than that the only sensation is the feeling of stiffness, and pride in my case.
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:19 AM. Reason : ^^ and orgasm isn't always insured for that matter] 11/9/2007 1:17:55 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I imagine lots of pressure in that area.
Dry vag is ok as long as there's lube and you've gotta help the poor girl get wet ya know we arent light switches!!! 11/9/2007 1:19:05 AM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
god the possibilities
just so much to say
the one thing ill say is that i think it has x-ray vision or some kind of mind power
and its really fun when its like the challenger........rockets off...fucking huge, amazing thing.......then boom.....blow all up on her 11/9/2007 1:21:21 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "for me, its like a black power raised fist salute....but in the crotchal region" |
Quote : | "a tornado of meat" |
hahahaha
you guys are poetic as fuck11/9/2007 1:21:48 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52785 Posts user info edit post |
it's more of a swollen sensation of pressure rather than pleasure, in and of itself
Quote : | "for me, its like a black power raised fist salute....but in the crotchal region" |
yeah
or like when Popeye slams a can of spinach
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:23 AM. Reason : asdf]11/9/2007 1:22:11 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
xray vision? what say you?
Do you guys like flexing that muscle that makes it bounce? ahaha 11/9/2007 1:22:31 AM |
Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
Kegel exercise FTW 11/9/2007 1:23:03 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
well yeah, it kinda depends on the situation
like
if i'm sitting at home in my office on my computer and i get one, i just fap
if i'm out somewhere or in class or something and i get one, i go "oh shit" and try to get it back down before i have to stand up so no one sees
if i'm out somewhere and in sweatpants or soccer shorts and i get one holy shit bad times 11/9/2007 1:23:05 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18964 Posts user info edit post |
you got 3 of em that are easy to spot. 11/9/2007 1:23:13 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Do you guys like flexing that muscle that makes it bounce? " |
wtf11/9/2007 1:23:35 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
baha how do you get rid of it besides touching it? 11/9/2007 1:23:45 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
haha W-T-F
"get rid of it other than touch it" 11/9/2007 1:24:34 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52785 Posts user info edit post |
i just can't imagine what it feels like for you dames, getting impaled by it and all. that's gotta feel weird as hell.
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:25 AM. Reason : afdasdas] 11/9/2007 1:24:36 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
yeah whats it like walking around with a big hole near your butthole? 11/9/2007 1:25:25 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
haha the first insertion is like whoa but once you get moving it touches things that make you go HARDER BASTERT
I'm curious and tdub is a safe learning area 11/9/2007 1:25:28 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18177 Posts user info edit post |
In my experience, at least, they are incredibly unpleasant until they are being "put to use," so to speak.
I mean, imagine if some part of your body filled with blood and swelled to more than twice its normal size 11/9/2007 1:26:18 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
i usually try and get rid of it by thinking of very gross things
or concentrate on what's going on in class 11/9/2007 1:26:24 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Awesome. What's it like to run with that set banging against your legs? I bet it's a pain.
Do you wear silk because it's bonerific? 11/9/2007 1:27:49 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52785 Posts user info edit post |
i mean, i guess it's kinda like eating...you eat a plate of food and chug down a glass or two of your favorite beverage, then think "Wow, how in the hell does that fit inside my stomach without being ridiculously uncomfortable?"
i don't see how you could have a foreign object rammed halfway up your gut and it not feel like the weirdest thing ever...but y'all seem to manage ok. 11/9/2007 1:28:26 AM |
Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
baseball, NASCAR, sports in general, my grandmother, the fact that Jesus is watching, they all help to get rid of a boner
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:32 AM. Reason : I had an erection that lasted about 5 hours this past weekend, but I was having sex during that time] 11/9/2007 1:28:27 AM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "baha how do you get rid of it besides touching it?" |
See, now there's a misconception. Unless you've gone and overstimulated yourself, or maybe your dick is broken, that's not going to make it go away.
An incident of skeet skeet skeet or removal of the stimulus. These are the only two things I know of that will get rid of the stiffness.11/9/2007 1:29:14 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52785 Posts user info edit post |
Sometimes it just has to time out, though. 11/9/2007 1:29:31 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18177 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Awesome. What's it like to run with that set banging against your legs? I bet it's a pain. " |
Again, largely unpleasant.
Not only does it feel weird against the legs, but it's a bit sensitive to be "banging against" anything, in that sense11/9/2007 1:30:03 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah it feels pretty goood unless you bottom out, then we scream.
See if I get horny in class all I have to do is scoot on a chair or hump a pole and I'm good (not that i've ever done that)
I've also never caught a boner in the wrong place at the wrong time, that'd be cool as fuck. 11/9/2007 1:30:12 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18177 Posts user info edit post |
Ahahahaha
We had some poor bastard in ROTC, one of few guys who were physically less fit than me, and he had to give a presentation one day. And he had what was obviously a boner through the whole thing.
Not only that, but it was tiny.
That he managed to give his presentation without flinching in shame makes him a bigger man than most, ironically.
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:32 AM. Reason : boner not bonder!] 11/9/2007 1:31:35 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
That had to be awkward. I get crazy if my hard nipples are showing.
If I see a boner I'd be like "oh he wants to fuck so he's thinking about sex" so then I'll thin about sex and dirty things and we'll both just blush. I assume that's how itll go down if I ever see one out in the wild. 11/9/2007 1:33:44 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52785 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Yeah it feels pretty goood unless you bottom out, then we scream." |
Conversely, for us, it's a pretty damned empowering feeling. I'm sure it's not like, say, winning a Presidential election, or walking on the moon, but it makes you feel like a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker. I've actually lightly done it on purpose a couple of times just for that reason.
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:34 AM. Reason : ^^ haha, the dreaded No Reason Boner]11/9/2007 1:33:46 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've also never caught a boner in the wrong place at the wrong time, that'd be cool as fuck." |
no it is not it's embarrasing as fuck especially when i wear sweatpants and the like... that shit is impossible to hide
oh and
worst thing ever: sitting on your balls
11/9/2007 1:34:06 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18177 Posts user info edit post |
Hey Duke, question
Don't you need to get up early to fly incredibly expensive planes or some shit? 11/9/2007 1:34:27 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've actually lightly done it on purpose a couple of times just for that reason." |
Dude, that is NOT COOL AT ALL.11/9/2007 1:35:06 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Do your balls dangle that low that you can sit on them? Balls are funny, I lie watching them go from dangle mode to hiding up in your throat mode.
Bottoming out is eeeeeeeeeevil. It can take our breath away 11/9/2007 1:35:17 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52785 Posts user info edit post |
i'm 3 hours behind you
and i just have a simulator tomorrow...and it's not until 1100 (although i'll prob still go in around 8 or so to take care of some other stuff i need to do)
^, ^^ yeah, that was pretty mean, i guess. i've never done it hard, either...just enough to elicit a squirm/jump (or a wince when i overdid it a little). (I don't think I've got enough range to really do it with significant authority, anyway )
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:39 AM. Reason : asdf] 11/9/2007 1:35:32 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18177 Posts user info edit post |
OK, just making sure that my tax dollars (which, as an unemployed person, I don't pay) aren't going towards your sleep-deprived ass crashing a B-2 or anything
AND YES I KNOW MARINES DON'T FLY B-2s SHUT THE FUCK UP 11/9/2007 1:36:54 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Bottoming out is eeeeeeeeeevil. It can take our breath away" |
every time you say this
the only thing i can think about is that black woman and her mom talking about penis power11/9/2007 1:38:21 AM |
Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
/thread
11/9/2007 1:39:24 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "to poke it in anything I want" |
that's assault, brotha.11/9/2007 1:40:14 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52785 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^
don't worry, i have my own vested interest in avoiding crashes
[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:41 AM. Reason : asdf] 11/9/2007 1:40:59 AM |
NCSUPAGE All American 1179 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That had to be awkward. I get crazy if my hard nipples are showing. " |
Most of us guys are atleast somewhat self-conscious about it if we get a boner at a weird time, the same way you ladies are (usually) self-conscious about your nipples showing - it's something that we wouldn't mind at the right time, but it's just strange at the wrong time.11/9/2007 1:41:54 AM |