Yep.

If this thread gets past a page, I'll laugh a lot.

11/26/2007 2:36:04 PM

buncha fudgepackers thats what those navy bois are

11/26/2007 2:38:48 PM

lol, I'll be a captain before you


haha

11/26/2007 2:39:45 PM

^

11/26/2007 2:40:52 PM

an ass captain?

11/26/2007 2:41:04 PM

well, it's a different kind of captain altogether

11/26/2007 2:41:53 PM

11/26/2007 2:44:32 PM

Do sailors really swear enough to warrant the stereotype?

11/26/2007 2:45:30 PM

im predicting you commit suicide in the next 6 years.

11/26/2007 2:45:59 PM

What is the Navy's take on using commercially available electrical standards as opposed to the MIL spec 2464X standards for non-combative vessels?

11/26/2007 2:46:50 PM

why do you say bad words?

11/26/2007 2:47:26 PM

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"Do sailors really swear enough to warrant the stereotype?"

11/26/2007 2:47:43 PM

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"Do sailors really swear enough to warrant the stereotype?"

Yes.

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"im predicting you commit suicide in the next 6 years."

I'm predicting you'll get your ass kicked in the next 6 months.

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"What is the Navy's take on using commercially available electrical standards as opposed to the MIL spec 2464X standards for non-combative vessels?"

Well, I haven't worked in the Electrical divison on board a ship yet, so I don't know...yet.

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"why do you say bad words?"

Because life sucks.

11/26/2007 2:49:22 PM

everybody got a good answer except me

when you find out will you let me know?

11/26/2007 2:50:24 PM

are condoms really for sailors, or are sailors really for condoms

11/26/2007 2:50:46 PM

of course


then again, once i get to a ship, less posting for chembob

condoms are for sailors. sailing came about before the condom

11/26/2007 2:50:59 PM

11/26/2007 2:52:29 PM

In relation to sailors, how much do I cuss?

11/26/2007 2:52:46 PM

Not enough.

11/26/2007 2:53:30 PM

good to know

11/26/2007 2:54:38 PM

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"are condoms really for sailors, or are sailors really for condoms "

damn, that was gonna be my question!

11/26/2007 2:56:42 PM

it's a good question, can't blame you for wanting to ask it

11/26/2007 2:57:38 PM

Do you really sing "In The Navy!" by the Village People every time you set sail?

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"why do you say bad words?"

What would you say if you found out that your official title was "seaman?"

11/26/2007 2:58:19 PM

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"Do you really sing "In The Navy!" by the Village People every time you set sail?"

No. We never sing it. We do occasionally sing "That Loving Feeling" when there's karaoke at the dining-out.

11/26/2007 2:59:27 PM

^^there's a reason they got rid of Seaman First Class

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 2:59 PM. Reason : ^]

11/26/2007 2:59:41 PM

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 3:00 PM. Reason : b]

11/26/2007 3:00:02 PM

What's round,long, hard and full of seaman?

11/26/2007 3:02:44 PM

A submarine.

11/26/2007 3:03:21 PM

swab the decks yet?

reach the poopdeck?



what division of the navy? surface? sub? air?

11/26/2007 3:05:17 PM

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"swab the decks yet?"

well, i was never an enlisted sailor.

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"reach the poopdeck?"

yes. it's just the deck area near the stern...

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"what division?"

surface

i'll graduate and earn my commission come May, then report to my ship a couple weeks later.

11/26/2007 3:08:20 PM

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"If this thread gets past a page, I'll laugh a lot."

on its way, chembob

11/26/2007 3:08:57 PM

this thread is cool


props to our servicemen!

11/26/2007 3:11:44 PM

Do seamen swim?

11/26/2007 3:23:14 PM

^yes.

11/26/2007 3:23:45 PM

^^ fuck no

u confusing mermaids with sea men

11/26/2007 3:24:48 PM

are you going to be one of the elite egg chasing seamen or just a combat seaman that stops the other seamen from reaching the egg first?

11/26/2007 3:26:17 PM

That egg stuff you're talking about is classified, so you watch your mouth, son.

11/26/2007 3:29:36 PM

seen any swamp donkeys lately?

11/26/2007 3:30:55 PM

i've never heard that term

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 3:34 PM. Reason : what's it mean? ]

11/26/2007 3:34:41 PM

How much gay stuff happens in submarines?

11/26/2007 3:35:36 PM

less than you would think.

a lot less, actually. the Navy is in my experience, one of the least gay services.

11/26/2007 3:38:57 PM

it's your typical female sailor

I don't make up these things, I just pass them along (my brother's a sailor)

11/26/2007 3:42:51 PM

naw, no swamp donkeys in a while.

11/26/2007 3:43:57 PM

I read an article by Chuck Palahniuk that he wrote for GQ years ago about the submarine service. It was published in a book of short stories and included an afterward detailing the gay stuff that the navy wouldn't let him publish.

Fun stuff.

11/26/2007 3:48:14 PM

Hmm.

11/26/2007 4:03:18 PM

It's called Stranger Than Fiction. Good toilet reading.

11/26/2007 4:14:12 PM

how many stds do you have?

11/26/2007 4:14:39 PM

Semen or Seamen

11/26/2007 4:15:15 PM

seimen

11/26/2007 4:15:41 PM

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 4:19 PM. Reason : .]

11/26/2007 4:18:48 PM