sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
BITCHES BE TRYIN TO TRAP A NINJA N SHIT.
no seriously though i don't want a kid no matter how broke the condom or psycho the girl. 11/26/2007 10:50:33 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
ambrosia will punch you in the nuts 11/26/2007 10:51:17 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
Find a girl like message_topic.aspx?topic=503412. you won't have to worry about it anymore. 11/26/2007 10:53:04 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
isn't a condom considered one? 11/26/2007 10:53:24 PM |
Cyphr_Sonic All American 815 Posts user info edit post |
there is a male contraceptive its called a visectomy 11/26/2007 10:53:29 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I'm pretty sure you are your own contraceptive 11/26/2007 10:53:51 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha hahahahh you're funny for looking like a foot. 11/26/2007 10:55:43 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89698 Posts user info edit post |
ahaah, go to iphotou's website
that should do the trick 11/26/2007 10:56:56 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52723 Posts user info edit post |
is a visectomy anything like a vasectomy? 11/26/2007 10:56:57 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
There are about a million and one WAYS not to get a girl pregnant.
[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 11:00 PM. Reason : damned keys] 11/26/2007 10:57:11 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "a million and one days" |
gg
[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ,]11/26/2007 10:58:06 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
SNIP SNIP 11/26/2007 10:58:21 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
if the girl is on top she wont get pregnant. Its the laws gravity man. What goes up must come down. 11/26/2007 10:58:31 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
pullout or abortion ftw? 11/26/2007 10:58:41 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^that'd be 300 something years
but i think she meant ways] 11/26/2007 10:59:14 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha, you might be the worst catholic ever 11/26/2007 10:59:58 PM |
hollister All American 1498 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if the girl is on top she wont get pregnant. Its the laws gravity man. What goes up must come down." |
tell my son that story, it's a good one.11/26/2007 11:00:04 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
pullout=free abortion=definitely worth whatever it costs 11/26/2007 11:00:26 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
prochoice ftw
[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ^] 11/26/2007 11:02:01 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Let's just say that my pregnancy was not the result of the missionary position. The penis just has to get near the vagina. . . 11/26/2007 11:02:42 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
hahah
catholic school girl style 11/26/2007 11:04:13 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm pretty sure you are your own contraceptive" | ftw?11/26/2007 11:04:29 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ that wouldn't have happened if you'd been on the top instead of the bottom, baby 11/26/2007 11:05:48 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
i mean i want kids and am pro choice but would personally rather not
not comfy with the reversibility of the snip snip
and i've known too many broken condom babies to be ok with that. 11/26/2007 11:07:12 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
that's why you use a condom in combination with another birth control method.
A dude can actually control things like the use of things like spermicide and contraceptive films, foams, or jellies. 11/26/2007 11:14:36 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18944 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "not comfy with the reversibility of the snip snip" |
you could freeze some jizz beforehand. yeah it might be expensive later, but infinitely cheaper than an unexpected kid.11/26/2007 11:29:37 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41737 Posts user info edit post |
PRACTICE ABSTINENCE!!!! 11/26/2007 11:50:08 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "not comfy with the reversibility of the snip snip" |
My dad had his reversed some time ago, now I got a sister.11/27/2007 12:25:13 AM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
had a super akward moment a few weeks back
good friend of mine got snipped and i made a joke about it while we were out with a group of friends. Apparently he didn't want it to be common knowledge considering he didn't tell his wife
11/27/2007 12:32:55 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
sounds like something i'd do...honey, i don't know why we can't get preggers
[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 12:35 AM. Reason : guess it wasn't meant to be] 11/27/2007 12:33:48 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41737 Posts user info edit post |
^ Solution more sex 11/27/2007 1:42:01 AM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
just if the girl gets pregnant, take her to a state football game where she might trip going down the stairs 11/27/2007 1:45:57 AM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm pretty sure you are your own contraceptive" |
oh, the irony.11/27/2007 1:53:54 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
^ do explain
because there is nothing ironic in that statement
[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 1:55 AM. Reason : or are you simply incapable of using "irony" correctly?] 11/27/2007 1:54:18 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I heard a girl can't get pregnant if she jumps up and down after sex. 11/27/2007 1:57:22 AM |
Apocalypse All American 17554 Posts user info edit post |
yeah iphotou's website is the preferred contraceptive of 98% of the doctors who preside in the entire United States. 11/27/2007 2:00:30 AM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Shaken baby syndrome
[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 2:01 AM. Reason : ] 11/27/2007 2:01:17 AM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
No woman would look at you anyway. ZING!!!1 11/27/2007 2:09:17 AM |