i cant jizz long distances anymore. it like leaks out now.


i havent changed my eating habits. WTF, B

11/26/2007 11:39:57 PM

Tis a sad day

11/26/2007 11:40:21 PM

it depends on diff things


lol


I can still miss the tits and hit a forehead from down there

11/26/2007 11:41:35 PM

what the fuck

11/26/2007 11:42:08 PM

this is troublesome, G

im quite worried. you think it has something to do with the prostrate ?

11/26/2007 11:43:05 PM

I dunno really

I'm better now than I was at 21

11/26/2007 11:44:11 PM

it use to be like a super soaker... not its like a sad wet dog with its tounge out.



[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 11:47 PM. Reason : x]

11/26/2007 11:46:43 PM

damn

11/26/2007 11:46:59 PM

depends on how long it takes to build up...sometimes i feel like i could hit someone 10 feet away if i really tried

11/26/2007 11:47:16 PM

Problem is that there's never anyone around when you're having sex.

11/26/2007 11:51:27 PM

I remember the first time that I beat off. It just flew off in the distance and disappeared never to be found.

11/26/2007 11:55:47 PM

haha i bet your mom found it like 6 years later

11/26/2007 11:58:58 PM

Quote :

"depends on how long it takes to build up..."

6 hours: like the last drops of beer dripping out of a keg-tap
2 weeks: like Silly String shooting out of a can


[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 12:03 AM. Reason : /]

11/27/2007 12:02:39 AM

^oh sorry i thought you meant with a woman in real life versus by yourself

11/27/2007 12:05:01 AM

if we're talking about women in real life, I usually have several months/years to reload

11/27/2007 12:09:39 AM