i just concluded a weekend long study, and my data leads me to firmly believe actual cat does NOT warp space and time, but rather, it DOES warp the cat in space and time. ever wonder why a cat lands on all fours? this is it! fuck you einstein!!

12/3/2007 6:34:37 PM

kthx

12/3/2007 6:35:48 PM

new threads are not the way to retire a username.

12/3/2007 6:36:16 PM

9 lives theory?

12/3/2007 6:36:56 PM

i did not say when i will retire it!

12/3/2007 6:36:58 PM

this is the 5th dimension people!

12/3/2007 6:37:22 PM

Quote :

"my data leads me to firmly believe actual cat does NOT warp space and time"

what data?

12/3/2007 6:56:05 PM

i feed it to them, then threw them in the air, and shazzam they landed on all fours 95% of the time!!

12/3/2007 6:57:11 PM

does this have anything to do w/ that 4-quarter day time-cube thing?

12/3/2007 6:57:32 PM

that is the worst theory evar

12/3/2007 6:57:49 PM

^^ naw, just cat food does not warp space and time. i thinks its the taurine. but that will take another study to determine.

12/3/2007 6:58:49 PM

does that mean cats are aliens?

12/3/2007 7:01:16 PM

it means that they could be the future to inhibiting other planets

12/3/2007 7:02:06 PM

so, what was the percentage of on-all-4 landing for throwing the cats in the air without feeding them?

inhibiting other planets? what are you trying to inhibit?

12/3/2007 7:02:29 PM

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12/3/2007 7:31:19 PM

source?

12/3/2007 7:45:31 PM