DancingMutt All American 581 Posts user info edit post |
our buddy is in iraq and is requesting REALISTIC, NON-PROFESSIONAL, NO-AIR BRUSH pics of naked ladies/boobies for moral support. please provide the goods from your galleries in this central location. thanks in advance. 12/4/2007 6:47:01 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
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PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
or send them to me 12/4/2007 6:49:28 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
tell him to smoke that bin laden weed 12/4/2007 6:49:35 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
ha. he must be in the navy, cause he's on the failboat 12/4/2007 6:50:27 PM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
Wait wait ...
DancingMutt
And I thought this was just some poorly thought out scheme by a guy who can't figure out the internets.
[Edited on December 4, 2007 at 6:52 PM. Reason : ]12/4/2007 6:52:01 PM |
Snewf All American 63359 Posts user info edit post |
we really need to stop connecting violence with sexuality
maybe
I don't fucking know 12/4/2007 6:53:27 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
KRYSTAL!
I miss you! 12/4/2007 6:54:22 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
WTF Snewf!
Violence = Awesome
Sex = Awesome
The logic is foolproof. 12/4/2007 6:55:09 PM |
Snewf All American 63359 Posts user info edit post |
yeah but maybe its two great tastes that aren't great together
like when I put mustard on oreos... someone always ends up crying 12/4/2007 6:57:22 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
I can send naked pics for the lady troops! 12/4/2007 6:58:55 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
^^That's the same kinda attitude that got us racial segregation.
Think about it.
[Edited on December 4, 2007 at 6:59 PM. Reason : ^] 12/4/2007 6:59:27 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^^please don't. we don't need our troops committing suicide
[Edited on December 4, 2007 at 7:00 PM. Reason : ^] 12/4/2007 6:59:45 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
if only we could be as awesome as gronke! 12/4/2007 7:16:23 PM |
DancingMutt All American 581 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks for your support. bump. 12/4/2007 8:22:16 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Send him pictures of yours....or google? 12/4/2007 9:12:21 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42536 Posts user info edit post |
no wonder he doesn't want her pics:
and btw, doesn't he get enough iraqi women to rape? 12/4/2007 9:19:01 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42536 Posts user info edit post |
btw DancingMutt, here is a website with lots of pics of real girls, a lot of them tww girls:
http://www.2girls1cup.com
share with them. 12/4/2007 9:20:43 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
^^ oh damn that's cold. 12/4/2007 9:22:06 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
He peed the bed. 12/4/2007 9:22:47 PM |
Lutra All American 12588 Posts user info edit post |
Actually, you're not allowed to send troops nudie images. 12/4/2007 9:53:24 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
^really... i did not know that 12/4/2007 11:30:56 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Actually, you're not allowed to send troops nudie images." |
Officially 12/4/2007 11:32:00 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
man if i was in the army in iraq i dont know how i'd manage to not masturbate at least 3 times a week 12/4/2007 11:35:49 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "like when I put mustard on oreos... someone always ends up crying" |
tears of joy maybe 12/4/2007 11:36:36 PM |
DancingMutt All American 581 Posts user info edit post |
thanks, I think, OEPII1, I knew I could trust the internet to provide me with both heckling and nudity 12/5/2007 5:45:58 AM |
raiden All American 10505 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "doesn't he get enough iraqi women to rape?" |
I hope that's not directed at all who are deployed.12/5/2007 5:51:41 AM |
StellaArtois All American 1650 Posts user info edit post |
fuck that camel fucking saudi
0EPII1, dont you have some beheadings to attend? 12/5/2007 9:25:53 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42536 Posts user info edit post |
^^ no, it wasn't directed at all people are deployed. btw, this is chit chat. and sarcasm was indicated by the smiley i used.
^ aww... did my post get into your panties and into your vagina and violate you? btw, i ain't saudi, neither am i into bestiality. and i have never seen a beheading in my life. and btw, what's more humane, a beheading, or the electric chair, lethal injection, gas chamber, etc, you silly git?
oh wait, did i waste all that time typing to an alias? 12/5/2007 9:29:43 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
with as much porn as hes posted lately, you'd think this thread would be right up his alley 12/5/2007 9:30:28 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^ no, it wasn't directed at all people are deployed. btw, this is chit chat. and sarcasm was indicated by the smiley i used." |
On that subject, don't even bother. It's simply not funny at all.12/5/2007 10:36:18 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what's more humane, a beheading, or the electric chair, lethal injection, gas chamber, etc, you silly git?" |
uh, huh.
i'm assuming this was not serious.12/5/2007 10:42:48 AM |
StellaArtois All American 1650 Posts user info edit post |
i would go with lethal injection
during the beheading....the perp is lead out into the community and surrounded by all the people of the town. its like entertainment for these savages. then the beheader uses the sword and sticks it in the back of the neck of the beheadee so that the persons head jerks upward and during that moment the person is decapitated.
really humane 12/5/2007 10:47:46 AM |
raiden All American 10505 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what's more humane, a beheading, or the electric chair, lethal injection, gas chamber, etc" |
not one beheading I have seen has ever been anything remotely to being a quick death. Its more along the line of about 5 to 7 mins long while some buttmuch with a sword/machete, etc spends that time just hackin away at the neck of the unfortunate soul being "beheaded".12/5/2007 11:04:32 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Hanging, seriously.
When done properly it snaps the neck instantaneously, it can be done with readily available materials, and is more environmentally friendly than either the chemicals used in lethal injection or the electricity consumed in electrocution.
That or a firing squad would be my choices on ways to go. Beheading is fucked up unless it’s done absolutely instantly (guillotine anyone?) because, until the spinal cord is severed, the body is still there thrashing about trying to suck in air. 12/5/2007 11:08:04 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^I read some scientist back in the day used his own guillotine execution as an experiment, he would blink as many times as possible once his head was cut off.
He blinked either 17 times or for 17 seconds. 12/5/2007 11:10:31 AM |