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datman
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wait i fucked it up



hahahahahaha


I GOT 100 problems



[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 2:34 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2007 2:34:05 PM

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ntlb

12/10/2007 2:34:20 PM

NC86
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get over that hoe man. she fucked another dude, move on bro.


plenty of meredith sluts around.

12/10/2007 2:34:40 PM

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i lose

[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 2:35 PM. Reason : ]

12/10/2007 2:34:51 PM

ALkatraz
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One of his problems is that she did go to Meredith.

12/10/2007 2:35:20 PM

iphotou
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I see your 98, and raise you 903

12/10/2007 2:35:34 PM

datman
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lol, funny how u knew it was a meredith girl

hahaha


but thats old

12/10/2007 2:35:42 PM

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12/10/2007 2:35:58 PM

datman
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its just stressing thats all


and she will see this thread and say shit to me about it

cause she goes through TWW and looks at my posts to see what i say

and when i say how a girl is hot or sometihng, she yells at me. hahahah, and we arent together

haha

[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 2:37 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2007 2:36:08 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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this is why women think the way they do



dudes like this make them think that vag is made of some precious metal

12/10/2007 2:36:22 PM

NC86
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im telling you man. beating up yourself over this shit aint gonna do jack shit for you. move on bro. move on

12/10/2007 2:37:05 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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there really is a lot more vag out there


go knock it out

12/10/2007 2:37:43 PM

datman
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im not beating myself up about it


she wants to be back together and she thinks i have moved on


im fine.

12/10/2007 2:38:14 PM

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tell her to shit in one hand and want in the other and see which gets filled up first

12/10/2007 2:39:23 PM

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Pimpin' ain't easy.

12/10/2007 2:39:26 PM

datman
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Nigga it's the big southern rappin pimp Presario
Coming straight up out the black bar-io (bar-rio)
Makes a Mil up off a sorry hoe
Then sit back and peep my scenario
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No I can't fuck a scary hoe
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Hoe's start pointing and say "There he go!"
Now these muthafuckas know we carry more heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little shit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up your vocab
Don't be surprised if your hoe steps out wit' me
And you see us coming downon yo' slab
Livin' ghetto fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
But nigga if you hate now, then you wait while
I get your bitch butt naked
Just break it
You gotta play like you ain't wet with two pairs of clothes on
Now get your ass to the back
As I fly to the track Timbaland let me spit my pro's on
Pump it up in the pro-zone
That's the track that we breaking these hoes on
Hate the track that we flow's on
But when the shit get's hot, then the glock start poppin' like ozone
We keep hoes crunk like Trigga-man
Who really don't get no bigger man
Don't trip, let's flip, then throw it on the flip
Then blow with the muthafuckin' Jigga-man
Fool

12/10/2007 2:40:40 PM

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set em up

12/10/2007 2:43:16 PM

se7entythree
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99 problems...

...but a bitch ain't one

12/10/2007 2:43:38 PM

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2

12/10/2007 2:44:04 PM

datman
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thats bs cause everyguy has 100 problems

even jay z has beyonce

12/10/2007 2:44:39 PM

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here ya go

7th floor crew....

Quote :
"Is this thing on? Good

Hi, this is Marvelous, this song,

this song in its entirety is not meant to disrespect any women in its entirety,

well you know what I mean,

alright bring the track



Yeah all you know me, Nick, Marvelous,

up in this motha fucker,

we gonna talk about these hoes in the 7th floor,

you know how that shit goes



Chorus:

If your ho only know

That she was getting fucked on the 7th floor

If that bitch only knew

The she was getting’ mutted by the whole damn crew

What would she do?

What would she do?



(What’s your name?)

Marvelous

(What’d you do?)

Hold my nuts

(How you do it?)

With two hands and a smile

(True)

Player

if you only knew your ho was getting’ done up by the whole 7th floor crew

Tell me what would you do?

Would you cry like you a bitch or would you try to hate on me
don’t matter to me chief that’s why or ass stay lonely

I stay rubbin',

stay sqeezin’ that ass for days

Don’t throw your ass at me playa

that’s how Marvelous gets paid

I keep gettin laid

No matter the time of the day

No matter about where she stay

Keep breaking her off and shaking that dick up in yours a

Ask if she don’t want to test these pimp ass niggas

Unless, you want your wig split

‘cause I keep my dick stiff

steppin’ ‘round this 7th floor I keep my eyes peeled

for these here hoes



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

T-Good

(What’d you do?)

I’m a plumber

(How you do it?)

I lay the pipe for that ass and make her dance

If ya’ll the ho getting fucked on the 7th floor

Then you wouldn’t know ‘cause the bitch don’t want you no more

She’d tell you she met a guy who was nice and candid

I think they call him T-Good,

Or the big dick bandit

Say he had a big dick

But I thought it was random

Then he pull out the fuckin’ Magnum Trojan condom

And he said,”baby, that’s not how it began”

Then he brought in all of his 7th floor friends

She found out there was more to Miami than just a football team

There’s also the 7th floor king ding-a-ling

She thought 5-2 was just my number

Then she realized

You multiply the bitch up

Dog you get my dick size

First I put it in the pussy

Then in the butt

That’s all pro dog

The condom is filled up

(Just busted)



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

Big Nick

(What’d you do?)

Slang dick

(How you do it?)

Hit that shit

(True)

We in 704

Come knock on our door

Hoes bouncin’ that ass all over our floor

Nick, Newt, T-Good, Marvelous in the 7th floor crew

We ‘bout to run a 7 man train all up in you

So don’t bring your man

‘cause we ain’t a fan of dick and shit

that’ll fuck up our jam

it’s just me, you, and that Gray Goose

all these hoes me and you’s about to get loose

so just listen to this track and relax

we gonna do ‘til the 7th floor’s roof collapse

so don’t worry, don’t fret

it’s gonna make it hot

he gonna lick that clit and taste the right spot



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

Lil’ Newt

(What’d you do?)

Show my dick

(How you do it?)

Pull it out my pants and watch me wiggle it

We got a ho on the 7th floor fi’n to get loose

Marvelous popped the top on a gallon of gray goose

Newt got ho and Coop got the ice

(woman moan)

It’s fi’n be a party tonight

T-Good got first and T-Red got next

This ho other

She wanna have a dick contest

After sucking my dick

She had somethin’ to say

She said,”Newt your dick is good and also great”

It’s a nut she wanted to taste

While my balls bouncin’ all over her face

That’s how it goes down on the 7th floor

The next party we throw gonna be with a different ho



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

Dub C

(What’d you do?)

Trick or treat

(How you do it?)

Check my bag and find my wee-wee

(True)

We the boys from that penthouse suite

Slingin that dick

If you ain’t ‘bout the train

Then fuck you bitch

‘cause my boys gotta hit too

bend over and get tattooed by the boy from the 7th floor crew

you came as a good girl

but you leavin’ a ho

now you wonder why they call me Thundercat

now you know

if the pussy nice and wet

you can believe I’m gonna fuck it

oh that’s it baby

suck it , suck it



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

T Buck

(What’d you do?)

Like to fuck

(How you do it?)

Throw the legs up and put ‘em in the buck

I ball these hoes up

And beat that pussy in

Beat that pussy down

Me and my 7th floor friends

Everybody on that Goose,

But I’m drinkin’ on that gin

That’s why I’m beatin’ that bitch again and again

I done fucked her from the back

And then fucked her from the front

I even fucked her outside on my T-Bird trunk

(Wait a minute, on the truck?)

Cuz, on the trunk

(God Damn)



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

G-Reg

(What’d you do?)

Get head

(How you do it?)

Drop my drawers and let her see my third leg

Chillin on the 7th floor

I gotta let these chickens know

Big Greg is in the house

And I’m fi’n’ to make these hoes choke

On my balls, on my dick

Then I bust a nut quick

On her face, on her chest

Stick my dick between her breasts

Come on fellas lets get weird

Sick your dick up in her ear

While I’m laughin’ at these guys

A second nut all in her eyes

(Wait a minute, in her eyes?)

In her eyes



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

Big Beast

(What’d you do?)

Skeet, skeet

(How you do it?)

Bust a nut aim for her mouth piece

Sorry trick if you thought I loved ya

Marvelous, what’s wrong with her?

You know I used a rubber

(Man, nigga stop lying, you ain’t used no rubber to fuck that ho)

Nigga, I used a rubber, I ain’t tryin’ to catch that die slow

Marvelous, can I finish?

(Yeah, go ahead)

The 7th floor crew don’t trust no chick

Actin’ all innocent last night suckin’ TG’s dick

Held up on the back of the head ‘til she swallowed all of it

Nigga even told me the bitch didn’t spit

It’s cool ‘cause you know, we a tag team

Whenever we fuck a bitch, you know my boys are on the crime scene



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

Hollaman

(What’d you do?)

Fuck these hoes

(How you do it?)

From the back while they touching their toes

I hit these hoes from the back

How you like that?

757 where all the action at

nigga that’s a fact

Marvelous got my back

I even make them feel it in their fuckin’ butt crack

Nigga I’m on this track ‘cause I’m fucking black

Nigga, fuck that

I’m fuckin’ all these hoes

Eating nigga, McDonald’s and all these hoes nigga

From the head, all this shit

I fucked this bitch on the beach last night

This bitch was talking ‘bout how her pussy was hurtin’

Bitch I don’t give a fuck, let that shit burn bitch I still want to hit that ass

Everyone I just fucked,

suck my dick bitch and to be upset on the motha fuckin’ 7th floor nigga

Man Marvelous bring the mother fuckin’ hook back man

I’m pissed



Chorus



(What’s your name?)

Marvelous, T-Good, Big Nick, Lil' Newt, T-Buck, Dub C, G-Reg, Big Beast, Hollaman

(laughing)

True

Woo,

7th floor remix

Yeah"

12/10/2007 2:45:42 PM

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and Boss Hogg Outlawz
"come here"

Quote :
"Do it, uh we Boss Hogg baby yeah, yeah
Uh-uh we Boss Hogg baby yeah, yeah
Uh Boyz-N-Blue baby yeah, yeah
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, hey

[Kyleon]
I know you see, Kyle body rocking
With a star at the bar twisted cigar, while the X got her body popping
Everybody's chopping, on bottles of dro
I'm a pimp not a simp, I got bopper control
Pulling yellow bones, me and my nigga from Yellow Stone
Putting digits in our two-way pagers, and telephones
Kyleon yeah baby, I believe that's me
Come fuck with this Hogg, in the V.I.P.
Fuck with me, I might lay her in the V.I.P.
A real playa don't pay her, in the V.I.P.
Like T-I-P, so simple
I'm a killa or crook, and a straight off the hook hoe pimper

[Hook x2]
You want a check for sex, you can keep it baby
I love pussy, but I don't really need it baby
Before I give up my do', I'ma leave it baby
I ain't saving these hoes, better believe it baby

[Sir Daily]
Some of these hoes, got class and respect
But most of these hoes, trying to cash them a check
Bottom line, all about the Benjamin's
She'll sleep with ya quick, if you drop dividends
And it's a lot of cake, niggaz complying
Giving hoes all they cash, cause these bitches are fine
Fool last motherfucker, look at the picture
If you was broke with no hope, would this chick be with ya
Hell naw, I can answer that
She'll sleep with ya partna, if she think he got stacks
And that's a fact, cause I done seen it with my own fucking eyes
Hoes trying to play they role, while getting boned 'tween the thighs
For real, cause all boppers the same
Quick to hop on ya dick, cause you got you some change
Don't get me wrong, I ain't hating on the real women
I'm just tired of these crumbs, that be penny pinching but uh

[Hook]

[Chris Ward]
You see me, I've been pimping ever since pimping been pimping
And when boppers see me they yell, (hey pimping)
And it's good you got the freak bitch, hair and nails done
I done hate ya, I congratulate ya well done
I'm all about my mail, hun
And if you ask about the next man bitch, I can't tell ya nuttin'
And while you half-sleep in the morning, waking up on the phone
I'm in the Presidential suite, waking up to some dome
I see ya always happy, I'm sorry for breaking up ya home
But if you plex, I send bullets that'll break up ya bones
So leave me alone, and back-back back-back
Cause I'm C. Weezy, the young black Mack with fat stacks

[Hook]

[Slim Thug]
Slim Thugger done hit more dimes, in my time
Than crack head crews, standing on the corner you'd find
I don't call my bitch my wifey, I call her my bitch
And my bitch know when I'm calling, I'm calling to hit
I keep a dime shotgun, while I'm making my runs
I bless 'em with my presence, never ever my funds
I got broads that's ghetto, broads that's seditty
But if the broad with me, then the broad is pretty
With big ass and titties, on the scale a dime
But if I'm out of time, I might settle for a nine
I love money, pussy and sticky green
I keep a all star team, that love to lick me clean
I know they want me for my green, I'ma let 'em stay wanting
At the mall they bags empty, and the Boss stay flaunting
And I do it, with a straight face
And if the chick jump fly, then the chick get replaced

[Hook x2]

"

12/10/2007 2:46:24 PM

ALkatraz
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This is datman's bi-monthly talk about my girlfriend thread.

12/10/2007 4:57:27 PM

ScubaSteve
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...sponsored by Tampax

12/10/2007 5:14:17 PM

wdprice3
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actually, it's sponsored by:



and



[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 5:15 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2007 5:14:51 PM

datman
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no.......this was a song i was listening to and making a joke off it, it never had anything to do with the ex


someone else started that

12/10/2007 6:08:54 PM

Nerdchick
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Quote :
"plenty of meredith sluts around."

12/10/2007 6:35:45 PM

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