...but did you really drink an entire bottle of whiskey last night?"
"'Bottle' gives it to much credit. It was a pint...container. Practically a sippy cup."
"But you did, in fact, consume the entire contents by yourself in a night."
"Is it bad that I really and truly don't think a pint is anything to get worked up about?"
"It wouldn't be, except last night was a Monday, and you were by yourself."
"Point taken."

-Conversation between me and Grumpy Sr.

12/18/2007 11:20:09 PM

Hey guys! How are you? I'm trying to flaunt I can drink a pint, making people think i'm an alcoholic makes me macho and cool!

12/18/2007 11:22:18 PM

ha

12/18/2007 11:23:04 PM

Absolution, the answer there is...no.

My relationship with alcohol is well-documented on this site, and I don't feel it necessary to reiterate that point for its own sake.

I did, however, kind of like the conversation.

Seriously, though. . . it was just a pint.

HOWEVER...when I get laid again, I will make a thread about it to draw attention to the fact

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 11:25 PM. Reason : don't hold your breath]

12/18/2007 11:24:45 PM

stalk stalk stalk

cry cry cry

12/18/2007 11:25:53 PM

Well, maybe I am a little pleased with myself. I mean, c'mon, I'm poli sci. Aside from being able to consume slightly larger-than-average quantities of liquor, I have no skills or talents.

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 11:27 PM. Reason : I HAVE TO TAKE WHAT I CAN GET YOU BASTARD]

12/18/2007 11:27:03 PM

There are plenty of countries where this sort of behavior is perfectly normal.

Don't let weak American standards of drinking hold you back.

12/18/2007 11:29:26 PM

See, now that's the sort of response I was looking for.

12/18/2007 11:30:48 PM

Quote :

"See, now that's the sort of response validation I was looking for"

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 11:34 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2007 11:34:06 PM

A pint of 80 proof Whiskey is about the same as 9 beers. A fifth of Aristocrat is about the same as 14 beers. A pint of everclear is about 21 beers.

Alcoholics would probably drink a case's worth of alcohol.

12/18/2007 11:37:15 PM

Excellent contribution. Now I have numbers to carry on the argument, and also to set new goals.

12/18/2007 11:44:25 PM

Quote :

"Alcoholics would probably drink a case's worth of alcohol"

SO A CASE, MINUS ONE BEER, IS OK

12/20/2007 2:36:33 AM

The title of this thread angers me every time I see it.


It should be: "I know you hate being called an alcoholic..."

12/20/2007 2:39:07 AM

Well maybe his dad doesn't use good grammar.

Why do you have to hate on people's parents?

12/20/2007 2:41:35 AM

shawna hates everyone equally

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 2:44 AM. Reason : except me]

12/20/2007 2:44:10 AM

I'd hate on Queen Elizabeth herself if she talked like that.

12/20/2007 2:48:46 AM

man fuck queen elizabeth...bitch doesnt do anything...she serves like no purpose...fuck that heffer

12/20/2007 2:51:25 AM

heifer?

12/20/2007 2:58:06 AM

Quote :

"Aside from being able to consume slightly larger-than-average quantities of liquor, I have no skills or talents"

Damn straight. Well put.

12/20/2007 5:50:12 AM

I can drink a whole Hennessy fifth.
Some call that a problem but I call it a gift

12/20/2007 8:09:16 AM

Quote :

"Aside from being able to consume slightly larger-than-average quantities of liquor, I have no skills or talents"

Here, Here! I will cheers to that. I hope my children don't resent me for not being a superdad and their mom doesn't resent me for not being Rico Suave or a master or the spanish guitar.

12/20/2007 8:14:15 AM

a pint is just a tease

12/20/2007 8:16:29 AM

^

12/20/2007 8:18:04 AM

i dont mean to pull a lardass

but this thread is as gay as a unicorn with two dicks

12/20/2007 8:33:20 AM