lol

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menlovesex/73762/why-men-don-t-talk/

12/19/2007 4:29:33 PM

12/19/2007 4:30:15 PM

blah blah blah we're better communicators blah blah blah


Women, Men don't talk because you get pissed when we do.
you want us to ask questions and let you talk. Its cool we know this

When men completely stop talking is when they're FUGGIN SICK OF HEARING YOU TALK.

-mgmnt

12/19/2007 4:33:59 PM

HEY INTERNET TOUGH GUY-

YOU STARTIN FIGHTS AGAIN?

12/19/2007 4:36:33 PM

Or how about I don't talk because I don't trust anything that has a vagina?

My best friends know everything about me and all the skeletons in my closet

12/19/2007 4:39:16 PM

also a good point but i think they're talking about wives ....
i hope to god i can trust my future wife.

12/19/2007 4:40:10 PM

You'll need to pray to god and buddha and allah to find a woman worth marrying (because you sure as fuck won't find one that can be trusted)


as an aside


HERE'S THE POINT FELLAS! I"M BABE RUTHIN A HO TONIGHT! HOLLER ATCHA BOY I GETS MONEY!

12/19/2007 4:41:34 PM

Quote :

"olympic powerlifter"

these two don't go together

12/19/2007 5:00:53 PM

Quote :

"Men are afraid of saying too much, because saying the wrong thing may get them into more trouble than Lindsay Lohan as a designated driver. "

lolz

12/19/2007 5:17:30 PM

i have question along these lines

do guys mind silence? I mean, of course everyone wants the other person to stfu once and a while, but if guys want women to back off and not ask so many questions then would not asking stuff bother them?

12/19/2007 5:27:11 PM

That's how you know when you've found someone really special; when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.

12/19/2007 5:33:22 PM

Quote :

"but if guys want women to back off and not ask so many questions then would not asking stuff bother them? "

Wat?

12/19/2007 5:36:38 PM

I would pay for silence.

12/19/2007 5:38:04 PM

^^^^ Thank you! SOMEBODY knows the difference between powerlifting and weightlifting. You don't see people doing fucking squats and bench presses at the olympics, do ya?

12/19/2007 5:38:04 PM

However, squats, specifically front and overhead, do aide in the training for the oly lifts.

I guess you don't frequent the get in shape thread that much?

12/19/2007 5:40:33 PM

You are a female who potentially does oly lifting????


:drool:

12/19/2007 5:41:41 PM

^^^^ the article says that guys want women to back off and not try to talk to them so much

i dont blame them

12/19/2007 5:42:12 PM

^me either...women are anoying as shit...only thing they are good for is making babies

12/20/2007 12:43:04 AM

Don't forget about dem sammiches.

12/20/2007 12:48:28 AM

lol men are better cooks than women too

12/20/2007 12:49:06 AM

But sammich makin' ain't cookin', it's makin'.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:51 AM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 12:51:31 AM

Quote :

"do guys mind silence? I mean, of course everyone wants the other person to stfu once and a while, but if guys want women to back off and not ask so many questions then would not asking stuff bother them?"

Guys do not mind silence.

12/20/2007 12:52:39 AM

^ every woman on earth could benefit from this advice

12/20/2007 12:54:33 AM

^especially when they are being raped

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:57 AM. Reason : that wasnt over the line was it?]

12/20/2007 12:57:04 AM

I just find it annoying when people start shootin' shit while you're obviously listening to music.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:57 AM. Reason : ^WTF! ]

12/20/2007 12:57:26 AM

That column is correct. When women start spitting questions, it feels like you are on the witness stand.

12/20/2007 1:04:15 AM

^ Like a series of questions or just one?

12/20/2007 1:05:07 AM

I kept reading hoping this guy had a solution. Then the article just ended

12/20/2007 1:10:51 AM

^^One question is enough if your guy is not in the mood to talk about what you want to talk about.

As much as guys get knocked for not being able to read women, women are just as bad.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 1:14 AM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 1:13:51 AM

Men don't talk to women because women have nothing to say. I'm always dumbfounded by the female ability to talk for literally hours at a time and yet say nothing. Your stories have no point, you have a shitty sense of humor, you tell me things that are in no way relevant to me past, present, or future, and at least 50% of what's coming out of your mouth can be classified as being bitchy or complaining. Given the choice between talking to you or blissful silence I'll choose silence.

12/20/2007 1:28:33 AM

I hate when I'm in the process of doing something and getting hounded with questions.

Laying in bed trying to go to sleep is not the time to ask questions. The brain is shutting down not gearing up. Do not ask a guy questions while he's trying to go to sleep. Most girls want to open up after sex, guys want to sleep. A few quick sentences is enough to get out what you want to say, but don't ask any questions that require complete sentences to answer.

12/20/2007 8:59:15 AM

Quote :

"Can I please make a beeline to the bathroom? When men reach home, it's like those ultra-marathoners staggering across the finish line in Death Valley. The last thing they want to do is discuss how bright the sunlight was, and how scarce the water stops were. "

Translation: Hey let me get my other foot in the fucking door! Let me get something to eat! Let me take a shit! GO IN THE KITCHEN AND GET ME MY BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN![/chris rock]

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 9:16 AM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 9:16:01 AM