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JCASHFAN
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Assuming you didn't have a partner? I think the link pretty much speaks for itself: http://www.globalorgasm.org/

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"In 2006, the first Global Orgasm for Peace focused on the escalation of tensions between the Government of the USA and Iran. One year later, some of those in power still want to declare war and Americans are waiting to be given another manufactured excuse to support it. So we are launching the Second Annual Synchronized GlobalOrgasm for Peace.

This year we are synchronizing on the actual moment of the Solstice (Winter in the northern hemisphere, Summer in the south) for maximum concentrated effect: Solstice Day - Saturday, December 22nd at 06:08 Universal Coordinated Time (GMT), which is 09:08 Baghdad time; 09:38 Tehran time; 01:08 Washington, DC time; 17:08 Sydney time; 14:08 Hong Kong time; 11:38, New Delhi time; 09:08 Moscow time; Friday, December 21st, at 22:08 San Francisco time."




Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of orgasms, but . . . um . . . yeah, there is a reason the peace movement in the United States is largely impotent.

12/20/2007 9:17:49 AM

LunaK
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I didnt think men needed a specific reason to do it....

12/20/2007 9:24:39 AM

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"Saturday, December 22nd at 1:08 am (friday night)"


****marks calendar***

12/20/2007 9:28:31 AM

Str8BacardiL
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Night time is for sex.

Morning is for beating.

12/20/2007 9:46:53 AM

ambrosia1231
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Quote :
"Assuming you didn't have a partner?"


?

Masturbate at 1:08
go get a drink of water
come back and fuck
(maybe repeat that last one several times over the course of the day)

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 9:50 AM. Reason : ldjf]

12/20/2007 9:50:20 AM

JCASHFAN
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That was for the rather large percentage of TWW that doesn't have regular coitus Christine . . . not to say that masturbation and sex are mutually exclusive.

12/20/2007 9:51:39 AM

ComputerGuy
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When I saw this topic...I started throttling the union jack....then I read it...and well ....looks like this world needs more peace still!

12/20/2007 9:53:44 AM

sparky
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i think i might have to support this. i can imagine it now...fucking my girlfriend and counting down...her being like WTF man then BAM...right in the face!!

12/20/2007 10:14:00 AM

Metricula
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Yes.

12/20/2007 10:18:38 AM

chicago_fats
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Sounds like something a bunch of homos put together to lure naive victims into a circle jerk.

12/20/2007 10:23:40 AM

ambrosia1231
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"fucking my girlfriend and counting down...her being like WTF man then BAM...right in the face!!"


lol

12/20/2007 10:26:22 AM

GoldenViper
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Quote :
"i think i might have to support this. i can imagine it now...fucking my girlfriend and counting down...her being like WTF man then BAM...right in the face!!"


Nothing like a surprise facial to support peace.

Yeah.

12/20/2007 11:20:45 AM

hollister
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world peace >> peace at home

12/20/2007 12:46:07 PM

drunknloaded
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i mean i guess i would, but i'm currently trying to not beat for as long as possible...so far i'm at like 4 days

12/20/2007 12:49:19 PM

BobCam
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I once beat off with all three roommates in the room, lights on, everyone awake, and nobody noticed.

2/27/2008 3:47:04 PM

Spontaneous
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I've been masturbating for peace since I was 14.

2/27/2008 3:48:07 PM

DiamondAce
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Saturday's headline: Premature Ejaculation Cums In World Peace's Hair

2/27/2008 3:51:27 PM

sumfoo1
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HAHHAHAHAHA WINNARR!

2/27/2008 5:13:20 PM

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