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terpball
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ns?

I just got Jamaican black bean soup and bread sticks for lunch. I wasn't thinking, I'm supposed to go out with this chick tonight. If I eat this, will I be farting all over the place after work? I think I might have to put this soup in the fridge and go to McDonald's.

12/20/2007 11:53:13 AM

Slave Famous
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beans actually have a worse rep than they deserve as fart producers

I've found red meat and fried foods to be much more potent

I think with just the soup and an 8 hour buffer, you should be fine

12/20/2007 11:55:14 AM

Absolution
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funny you mention this, I had a few of those black beans/rice massive burritos from random restaurants (chipotle etc) this weekend

I started poppin rounds off about 90 minutes later

12/20/2007 11:55:37 AM

ncsuapex
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just drink a few cups of coffee and you'll be straight.

12/20/2007 11:57:10 AM

DROD900
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I'm sure McDs will eliminate the farts!

12/20/2007 11:59:13 AM

nastoute
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a dude on oprah said that those farts don't smell

...

i'm totally gay

12/20/2007 12:00:52 PM

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"beans actually have a worse rep than they deserve as fart producers

I've found red meat and fried foods to be much more potent"


fo real

leave beans alone

12/20/2007 12:03:53 PM

nastoute
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Slave Famous was watching oprah as well

12/20/2007 12:04:43 PM

Slave Famous
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thats bullshit

I do watch Ellen on occasion though

12/20/2007 12:08:11 PM

nastoute
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oh, you were watching the oprah

12/20/2007 12:09:04 PM

roddy
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Since I came home for the holiday, I have had the worse smelling gas...I think it is that my dad fixes me a bacon and egg sandwhich each morning(nice). They are worse then stink bombs....I am guessing it is the eggs....a new meaning for silent but deadly(they literally gag whoever is in the room)

12/20/2007 12:11:49 PM

beergolftile
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user request

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:17 PM. Reason : ]

12/20/2007 12:14:38 PM

terpball
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"dad fixes me a bacon and egg sandwhich each morning(nice). "


my mom used to do that every morning too! when i lived at home after college for a few months...

12/20/2007 12:14:57 PM

Agent 0
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your ass is going to spit fecal lungies

12/20/2007 12:17:35 PM

Slave Famous
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I hope you meant loogies cuz I've never heard of lungies ever in my life

12/20/2007 12:20:07 PM

terpball
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Method Man i believe said lungies

spit metal lungies

and Ghostface

both of them I've heard say it



[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:23 PM. Reason : ]

12/20/2007 12:22:06 PM

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